weizhitieshuodetoutoushidao,erqietatonglideyuzuobulejia,yanbuguikaishihuaiyizijidediaoyushuizhun,suihoubuhaoyisidekaikoudao。
“xiaotiea,nisangewolipaolaipaoquyetingleide。nikansandayeyizhimeishangyu,nikannengbunengranggejiwo,shizaibuxingrangwocengceng。”
感觉到被冒犯到了。
cengceng,nitingtingzheishishenmehulangzhici。
nigelaodeng,cengninainaigetuie。
yuqingbucuo,rangchuyigewoziyebushibuxing,danweizhitiebuzhunbeibiaoxiandeguoyudafang。piankehou,meitouyizhou,jishangxinlai,takaikoushuodao。
“zhiyaosandayenibangwoyigexiaomang,zheiwozijiurangjiniyigemeiwenti。”
“haohaohao,xiaotieniguoranchangliang。nishuoshuokanyao**shenme,zhiyaonisandayenengshideshangjing,juewuerhua。”
“heihei,shuoshihuasandayenibangwoyeshizaibangzijia。”weizhitiezhizheyu,yiweishenzhangdeshuodao。
“贾家…”
yanbuguilianseyibian,tashenzhijiajiadetanlan,beimianhaizhanzheyizhonghai,queshishigemafan。
zheimeduoyunahuiyuan,jiajiakendingyaoguolaikuqiongmaican,shuobudingbiedezhuhuyehuichengjishangmentaoyao。
bukuishihaocheng“chibuqiong,chuanbuqiong,suanjibudaojiushouqiong”deyanlaokou,yanjingyizhuan,jiulailezhuyi。
“zheibaichibaizhandeshi,jiajiaqueshizuodechu。yaobunijiuliuyiliangtiaozijichide,bayudoujiaojiwochuli,woyezhuangepaotuiqian。”budebushuo,yanbuguihaishiyoudianwenrenfenggu,jishisuanji,yehuimingzhelai。
“woshuodeshijiajia,bushiyu。sandaye。”
yanbuguiwenyanyileng,suijikandaoleweizhitiebiaoqing,zijilianshangdebiaoqingyemanmanzhengzhongqilai。
quxiayanjing,yanbuguidixiatou,yongxiuzizixicaleyihuicaikaikoushuodao。
“bushiyu,shijiajia。xiaotienizheigemangbuxiaoa。”
duiyuyanbugui,weizhitieshilejiede。
加钱嘛,谁不会。
“sandaye,yougeshiqingyaogennitiyizui。wozhaodaogongzuole,jieshoulexiangzikouwudayedexiuchepu。”
“shenme,nizhaodaogongzuo…”yanbuguidachiyijing,shengyindoudalebushao。
“xu,sandayexiaoshengyidian,biehezheyuer。”
“duiduidui…hezheyukebuxing。”yanbuguifangdishengyin,coudaoyipang,yugoupaojinwozi,manhuaixinxidao。
“xiaotie,nizhenchuxilea…zheiqiaomozhejiubanlejiandashi!zanjiuyigewozidiaozhe,biandiaobianliao…”
weizhitiedangranyaodaying,tazhuqianyuan,zenmeshuoyeshishouyanbuguiguan。yanbuguirensuirankou,danzhishaobuzuoe,dahaojiaoqingbukui。
nikanneiyixuewangzixudamaobumeicixiaxianghuilaidouyaojidiantutechanjisandaye。
liangrenguanxilajinle,jiuzheimeyibiandiaoyuyibianliaotian。
tanleweizhitiedeshouru,taolunleershouchedejiage,yanbuguibaoyuanlejiechengzhaogongzuodeshiqing。weizhitiejingranhaicongsandayekoulitingdaoleyizhonghaihejiazhangshinianqingshihoudefengliuyunshi。
neisanrendazhan,yikanjiudangbulezhen。
三大爷您细嗦…
我爱听!
天老爷。
yanbuguijingranzhudongfayanle。
jiuzhei,weizhitieyixiazichaoyuele90%desiheyuanqianbei。
buguoweizhitieyedafangdejiaoletalewoliaodedumenpeifang。
zhuliaoshibangzimianhesuicaiye,shaoxumianfenzengjiazhandu,jiajiuzengxiang,zaitiandianxizhanggancaoquebaotanengduoliucunyihui。jiabaitangzaijiayigejidandeshiqingjiubuyaogaosutale,yanbuguikendingshishebudede。
豪横,太豪横了。
tingdeyanbuguizashebuyi。
“xiaotie,nizheiyetaibuhuiguorizile。wohaiyiweinijiusalexiebangzimianni,meixiangdaonihaijialezheimeduohaoliao。”shuozhetanaqiyituanwoliaofangdaobizixiazixiwenqilai。
kandaotayouzhongchangyikoudechongdong,weizhitielianmangqianghuilai。
“sandaye,haishineijuhua。zheiwoliaoduoshaoqian,nikanwozheixieyuzhiduoshaoqian。”
“nicai,laozuzongweishenmeyaoshuokaiyuanjieliu,erbushijieliukaiyuan。shebudeerzitaobuzhulanga。”
zheihuatingdeyanbuguiyilianjiujie。zheidaolitadong,kejiushishebude。
guolexiawuliangdian,yuqingyoumanmanhaoqilai,liangrensangewoyoudianmangbuguolaideyisi。
wuwu…qieshuishengshuolaijiulai。
shoushanggandaoyigujulichuanlai,yuganfachubukanzhongfude“gazhigazhi”sheng,weizhitieandaobumiao。
suizhe“pa”deyisheng,tabeijuwuxialeshouzhongwuqi。
“ai,kexile。nizheiyutingshengyinjiubuxiaoa。zenmedeyeyaoqibajin…”yanbuguiganguolai,wubiwanxideshuodao。
“shijin,zhishao…“weizhitiezhandingjietiedao。
“buzhi,wokanyaoshiqibajin…”yanbuguiyeshidiaoyulao,dongdepaodiaodeyudoushidahuozheigeshuofa。
weizhitiedeyuganduanle,zheishijianyechabuduole,liangrendangjijuedinghuijia。
yanbuguituiche,chebashangguashangyitiaosanjinduodeliyu,houzuoyizuoyiyouguazhelianggetong,wo;weizhitiezuoshounagan,youshoutizheyitiaowujindedacaoyu。
yiluxiongjiujiu,qiangang。
nicaizenmezhe,lianggerendoumilule…
huidaosiheyuanmeiduojiu,qianyuanjiujujilebushaoren,dajiadouguolaikanrenao。
“sandaye,nigenxiaotiejintiankeshibudele。jiaqilaizheiyousanshijinba。”qianyuandelaochenkaikoudao。
“nayouneimeduo,lianggerenjiaqilaidoubudaoshiwujin。”yanbuguilianmangdalegeduizhe,zheigeshihoukebunengzhuang。
“nijiuxianbaiba。nikanzheidaliyu,haiyouxiaotiezheidacaoyu。natiaobudechishanghaojitian。”
“shia,shia,haishisandayehexiaotieyoubenshi。zheimexieyuyaochidaoshenmeshihoua…”
zhongrenyiduicaihongpi,hualihuawaidoushixiangzhandianbianyi。zheishi,weizhitiekandaodaodetianzundaizheshazhu,haiyoujiajiajirenyeguolaile。
meideshuo,haoxiyaokaichangle。
weizhitielianmanggensandayeduilegeyanshen:sandaye,jintiankaonile。
kanleyiquanhou,yizhonghaibuchusuoliaodekaikoule。
“woshuolaoyan,haiyouxiaotie,nimenjintiankeshizuanyuwolilea。nikanxianzaidajiadoukunnan,haojijiadoujigeyuemeijianrouxingzi。zheimeduoyunimenliangnengbunengnachulaixie,bianyixiemaijilinjumen。”
“shia,shia。doushilinju,sandayenijiubianyimaidianjidajia。”zhongrenfuhedao。
sandayezenmekenengmai,lianmangjujue。“laoyi,nikeshiwomenyidaye。zheiyuzenmenengmaijigerenni。neikeshitoujidaobaa。”
yizhonghaipenglegeruandingzi,lianseweibian,lianmanggaikoudao。
“dui,dui,dui。wojiushizheji,xiangzherangdajiashaohuadianqian,nenggouyouyuchi,bazheigeshijiwangle。laoyanniyeshizanmenyuansandaye,yaobuxiangxiangbanfa,zheimeikandaoyuyejiubale,xianzaiyujiuzaiyuanzili,zongbunengrangdahuojiaguangkanzheba。”
“woyoushenmebanfa。”yanbuguimeihaoqidao。
yizhonghaizhidaoyanbuguixingzi,congtaneizhanbulebianyi,suijidiaozhuanqiangkou。
“xiaotie,nikanniyelaizanmenyuanhaojinianle,dajiadoushilinju。nideyunengbunenggendajiahuandiandongxi,huxiangbangzhuma。niyidayewojiuzuozhule,jiuansanmaoyijindejiagehuan。”
“yidaye,zheiyuwodoujiaojisandayebangwohuanliang。”weizhitiedao。
“xiaotiea。zanmensiheyuandoushiyijiaren。jintiannibanglebieren,mingtianbierenyehuibangni。zheiyangnijiunachuyibanlai,bangzhubangzhudajia,qitaderangsandayebangnihuanliangshi。”
“yidaye,wokebuxiangni,yigeyuegongzi90duo,zenmehuadouhuabuwan。zheijigeyuewoshentibuxing,meichuquzhaohuo,woxianzaimeitiancaichiyidunfan。”
“xiaotie,nizenmehuishi。zuorenbunengtaizisi。”yizhonghailianxubeizhelelianmian,yuqishengyingdao。“womenshinizhangbei,chikuishifu,womenhainenghainibucheng。”
“nikebiezheimeshuo,zheiyuanlixingweidejiuwoyige,kemeishenmezhangbei,dajiadoushilinju。zaishuowohaishigexiaohai,yemeinenglibangdamang。zheiyangba,yihuiwobacaoyuliuyiban,tounachulai。womenqianyuanqitajijiayechudianbaicai,gangu,doufushenmede,dunshangyiguo。daoshimeijiadounengyaoshangyidawan。sandayenikanzenmeyang。”
jintianyutaiduo,rerenjidule,bunadianchulaihaizhenshuobuguoqu。
buguoweizhitiekemeiguanzheyizhonghai,zhijietiaoguoletazhaoyanbugui。
“shia,laoyi,xiaotieyigerenyeburongyi。tayouzheigeshanxinbangzhuwomenqianyuandejihu,wokanxing。wozuoweiguanzheqianyuandesandaye,woyechugeyutou,yiqirenaoxia。
yizhonghailiansedunshiheilexialai,youbuhaoshuoshenme。weizhitiequeshizaibangzhudajia,buguoshizaisandayededailingxia,bangzhuqianyuanderen。
zheishiyigepangchengqiudeshenzituranzuanlechulai,zhibenneitiaozuidadecaoyu,zuilihaidashenghandao。
“wojiakunnan,zheiyuwoxiannahuiqubangnishaole,yihuijinisonglai。”
zaozhidaozheilaoqianpoyaozuoyao,yizhidingzhetadeweizhitiekanzhunshiji,toutoushenchuyoujiao。
“peng”,laoqianpozhijiejidajiabiaoyanlegeliancha。
“a,wobuhuole。wobeirenqifula。laojiaa,dongxua,beirendala,kuailaikankana,xiaochushengdawoa…peiqian,zheiyuyeyaopeijiwo。”jiazhangshiyeshigancui,zhijiekaida。
“weizhitie,nizenmehuishi,zenmenengdongshoudalaorenni。woyizhizaishuo,yaotuanjielinli,yaozunzhonglaoren…nitairangwoshiwangle。”
“weizhitie,nibuzunzhonglaoren,nimuwuzhangbei,baolimanheng。wofanijijiajiasaozipeilidaoqian,zheiyuyesongjitayangshenzi,zaifaniwukuaiqian。”
这太特么气人了。
nanguaineimeduosiheyuanxiaoshuoli,zheilaobidengkaijujiuyaobeida。
yuanbenweizhitiehaimeidasuanzheimezaojiuzhengmianyinggangyanglaotiantuan,kexianzaitashiyidianyerenbule。yigunuqizhibentianling,tazhijiekaima。
“yizhonghai,woyejiushikanninianjida,caihanniyishengyidaye。zaizheizhuangshenmeerwubawanni,zenmewodeyuyaonilaizuozhu。nixiangchihuashengminizaoshuo,yebuyaotoujidaobaneimemafan,nizhijieqianga。”
“qiangjiezuizhibuzhidao,haishiqiangxiaohaide,biubiubiu,zhijiehuashengmi。”
“haidalaoren,haishenmezhangbei?jiazhangshizheizheishizaiqiangwoyu,tazijishuaidaoguanwoshenmeshi。jiuzheifeizhuyiyangdelaotaipo,yepeidangwozhangbei,laolao…”
“kuailaikana,zhongyuandelaotaipolaiqianyuanqiangxiaohaibuchenghaierenla。woxinkudiaodeyuyaobeiqiangla。womendeyutangyaomeiyoula。”
daodebangjiama,gaodesheibuhuiside。
yizhonghaibeimadeliansetieqing。kekanjigeqianyuandezhengyanshenbushandekanzheta,zaikanyanbuguiyeshimiandaishaqi,dengyankanxiangta。
他也一下子麻爪了。
“wo,wobushizheigeyisi。wogangcaizaikanyu,meikanqingjiajiasaozizenmedaodide。tashuobeida,woyeshixinjishuocuohuale。”
“wojidewojialiyouxiefentiaozi,daoshiwoyenaguolai。longlaotaitaiyehaojiumeichishangyule,daoshiwoyedashangyiwan。”
weizhitiekandaolonglaotaitaidoubeibanchulaile,jiuzhidaozheishidaozheiyejiuchabuduoyaojieshu。