jiangzhengyishuliandeyonghuochaidianranlemuchaidiujintuzaoli，dengdaizhehuoshaoqilai。
shangbeizijiangzhengyiyeshiyigerenchibaoquanjiabue，huizuofan，meishijiuaigenzhedouyinshangmenxuexincaishi。
caimiyouyanjiangcugenxinxianshucaidouyou，neijiuzuoyiwanfanqiejidanmianba，shengshishenglierqiehaihaochi。
guangshixiangyixiang，jiangzhengyijiuganjuezijidekoushuikuailiutangxialaile，fangfozijiyijinghenduonianmeiyouchiguozheifanqiejidanmianle。
quchushiliangdemianfenlaihemian，dawanshangdejiezhujiaojiedeyuesegenhuoguangdaoyekandeqingqingchuchu，buzhiyubaitanggenyanbufen。
lamianzheihuanjiejiangzhengyilianguoyiduanshijian，miantiaobunengshuocuxiyimoyiyang，danzhishaokanqilaichabuduo。
xiantangjipianxiaoqingcai，ranhouzhumianguolengshui，jiezhejiushijiangqiehaodefanqiegenjiaobanhaodejidanxiaguofanchaole。
fanqiechaojidandexiangweipiaoruyuanzilidezhuhujia，zhengzaishushuizhizhongderenwenzhezheixiangweibajizhezui，jiuhaoxiangtamennengchidaoyiyang，shizaiedeshuibuzhederenzhijiebeizheixiangweigouxing，paqilaitoumozaichuanghukouwangwaikan，daodishinagewangbabieduzishengengbanyetouchihaochide。
“qiguaile，zheishengengbanyedenajiatoumozhechifanqiechaojidan？”
yidayeyizhonghaiyewendaolezheigunongyudefanqiechaojidan，tazhengkaiyanshanguoyisijingguanglaidaochuanghuqian。
youyusiheyuanfenqianyuan、zhongyuan、houyuan，jiangzhengyizhuzaizhongyuangenheyuzhuduimen，qianyuanzhuzheyidayeyizhonghai、sandayeyanbuguiyijia，houyuanzeshierdayeliuhaizhong、qinhuairuyijia，qitalongtaozhuhuyefenbiezhuzaisangeyuanziligenzheijiweihenjiaoseshilinju。
yebuzhidaoshibushiyinweizaiwaimianzuofandeyuanyin，haishizheigeniandaiderenduichishideqiweidoufeichangdemingan，juranwenzheweichulaixunzhaoxiangweilaiyuan。
zhuhaomiantiaodejiangzhengyiyihuitoujiukandaoshenpangqiao**dezhanzhebushaosiheyuanlidezhuhule，tamenmeigerenyanshenchongmantanlandesisidingzhezijidewan。
只是一碗面！
至于嘛？
jiangzhengyibuzhidaozijishengengbanyezuogechidehuizaochengzheimedadechangmian。
yidayeyizhonghaizhanchulaizhiwenjiangzhengyidao：“woshuojiangzhengyi，nishengengbanyetoumozhezuohaochidejuxinhezai？”
jiangzhengyikanxiangzheigezhanchulaidangchutouniaodedaye，bancun，kanqilaibijiaoweiyan，youzhongbunuziweideganjue，tajiushisiheyuandetouhaobossqinshouyidayeyizhonghaile，yigexihuanbaipiaowandaodebangjiadejuehu。
yidayeyizhonghaijianjiangzhengyimeihuidafanerdaliangzheziji，tazhouqimeitoubeizheshouxunchidao：“jiangzhengyi，wowennihuani？nizaifashenmedai？”
jiangzhengyihuishenhoulengxiaoyishengfanwendao：“yidaye，nishengengbanyebushuijuelaiwojiamenkoudadeshishenmezhuyi？xiangyaoqiangwodejidanmian？”
yidayeyizhonghaishengqidao：“qiang？woyizhonghaikeshisiheyuandeyidaye，fuzeguanlisiheyuandedaxiaoshi，wozenmekenengzuochuzheizhongshi。”
jiangzhengyitingdaohuida，neijiuhaobanle，zhijieduanzhewanjiukaichiqilai，yibianchihaiyibianbajizuidao：“haochi，zheijidanzhenxiang，zheifanqiesuantiankaiwei。”
yidayeyizhonghaibeijiangzhengyizheixingweijigaomengle，zheishizaixuanfu？
qitazhuhulinjukejiubuganle，zijidechanchongyijingbeijiangzhengyijigouqilaile，tamenkanzhejiangzhengyichideneimexiangxinlijidudebupingheng，fenfenkaikouzhizejiangzhengyibudaodeqilai。
jiangzhengyimianqiandanchuyigexuanxiangkuang，shangmianchuxianlesangexuanxiang：
xuanxiangyi：wushizheixiexianmujiduhendelinju，zijichizijide。wanchengjiangli：dulaiduwangchenghao，cunzaiganjiangdi5%。
xuanxianger：chansizheixieqinshoumen，xishuatamenyidun，rangtamenzhidaoshehuidexianebufenniandai。wanchengjiangli：yiliangzhanxindeerbadagangzixingche，quanguotongyongliangpiaox10、500rmb。
xuanxiangsan：shuncongtamen，jimeigeqinshoulinjudouzhuyiwanfanqiejidanmian。wanchengjiangli：linjudehaogan+1、songhuojinianhuizhangyimei。
kanwanzheisangexuanxiang，jiangzhengyizhijieguoduandexuanzeer，yigensanxuanxianggenbenjiubufuhetafanpaidexingwei，zhiwangtabugaoshiqing？bukeneng！dangniankanzheibujujiuqituxueyinanping，xianzaihaoburongyinenggaibianle，shuoshayeyaorangtamenzhidaoshehuidexianebufenniandai。
jiangzhengyiwangqianzouleliangbu，tazhanzaiyidayeyizhonghaimianqian，chuizhemaozhereqidefanqiejidanmian，zheixiangweirucijinjuligengrangrenzhuakuangle，dajiahenbudechongshangqujiangjiangzhengyijichuaikaiqiangguozheiwanjidanmian，keshitamenbugan，yidayeyizhonghaizai，tamenduoshaoyaojidianmianzi。
yidayeyizhonghaidengdayanjingkanzhejiangzhengyidecaozuo，talishengtaigaoleyinliangzhiwendao：“jiangzhengyi，nixiangganshenme？xiangdajiaxuanyaonichishanglefanqiejidanmianma？”
jiangzhengyixiliuleyikoumian，yongkuaizizhizheyidayeyizhonghaiyifunicaizhongdebiaoqinghuidadao：“aiyowei，yidaye，nijurancaizhongle，gongxia！danshimeiyoujiangli，bijingwozheifanqiejidanmianshijirenchide。”
zheihuayichu，limayinqileqinshoulinjumendenumale，tamenqihuitingbuchujiangzhengyidezhisangmahuai。
yidayeyizhonghailiansepingjingdeduijiangzhengyishuodao：“jiangzhengyi，guofenlea！tamenkedoushiyigeyuandelinju，zainikunnandeshihounenglanifuchinideqinren。”
jiangzhengyitingzheyidayeyizhonghaidehua，andao：“yo！bukuishilaodaodetianzunle，zheiyikaikoushuohuadeyishuqizhibeitananiedesiside，shanglaijiuyidunxinaoshuchu。”kexia！jiangzhengyigenbenbuchitazheiyitao，duisuoyourenqinshoulinjumenshuodao：“nimenxiangyaochizheijidanmianyebushibukeneng，zhibuguo……”shuozhejiumainongqileguanzi。
“jiangzhengyi，nijixushuo，yaowomenzenmebancainengchinidejidanmian。”
“jiushi，huabuyaoshuoyibanbushuole，jisigeren。”
“kuaishuotiaojian，woyijingpobujidaiyaochinidejidanmianle。”
……
kanzhejibukenaideqinshoulinjumen，jiangzhengyihuiguizhengtitaishouzhizhetianshangdeyueliangyibenzhengjingdeshuodao：“zhiyaoyueliangbulianglewojiujinimenchiwodejidanmian，fouzezheibeizinimenbiexiangchidaowojiangzhengyideyilimi。”
月亮不亮？
这怎么可能！
dajiamanhuaiqidai，jieguojiangzhengyidetiaojianyichu，zaichangzhiyaonaozibushadedoumingbaiguolaile，jiangzhengyizheishiguyixishuatamenni，tayagenjiubudasuanfentamenchi。
yishunjian，qinshoulinjumenyishidaotamenbeijiangzhengyixishualebiankaishigezhongyouhaodewenhouqijiangzhengyidequanjia。
xitong：“renwuwancheng，xitongjiangliyifafang。”
jiangzhengyikanzhenaoxiuchengnudeqinshoulinjumen，tayifuyouyanbujindeyangzi，manlianxiangshoudexiliuzhemiantiao，fangfotingbujianzheixienumasheng，xinlixiangzhe，zijimingtiankeyiqizheerbadakangzixingchequshangbanle，zhongyukeyibuyongzouluhuozhejigongjiaochele。
malehaojiju，bazijijimadekouganshezao，jiangzhengyiyifuwusuoweidetaidu，ziguzidechizhemiantiao。
yidayeyizhonghaizongjuedejiangzhengyibianle，yiqiantakebuhuizuozheiyangdeshiqing，mofeifenpeidaoerdayeliuhaizhongshouxiaganshibeiyazhahenledaozhixingqingdabian？
jiangzhengyichibaohezu，yongmiantangshuixiwanwanjiujiangshuijidaodishang，bujitamenliurenhenianxiang，shoushihaowankuaizhijiefanghuiwuli，zheidongxifangwaimianbaoguandiertianzhundiu，guanjianhaibuzhidaoshisheitoude，jiangzhengyicaibudangzheiyuanzhongni，baohuhaozijideyizhenyixiancongzijizuoqi。
maledabantian，meigerendoukouganshezao，naihejiangzhengyijiufangfoshigelongzi，bufanbo，budingzui，batamenjiwushidiao，zheirangtamenganjuezijiyouxinsaqiqueyiquantoudazailemianhuashangdeganjue。
jiangzhengyihuiwuzhijiechashangmenshaolashangchuanglianjiuzhunbeimeimeideshuiyijue，jinwanshangmeinengjiangjiazhangshiyijia、erdayeyijia、sandayeyijia、heyuzhudengqinshougouchulaiqueshiyouxieyihan，buguomalairifangzhang，yihouyoudeshishijianmanmangentamenwan。
与天斗，半身不遂。
yuqinshoumendou，qilewuqiongye。