getianzaiwomadeweibixiawolaijianlebiwoxiaoliangsuidedidi。
“heluoluo，gubeirenjiagangbiye，xinggewenzhong，shiyeyoucheng，niqianwanhaohaobiaoxianbiegaozale。”
zheishiwochumenqianwomaduiwodezhufu。
jintianwoteyihualenongzhuang，weijuandezhangfasanluoliangjian，xuanleyitiaohongqun，bashentixiantiaowanmeidegoulechulai。
“jiejie，meixiangdaonizheimemei。”
zheishigubeijiandaowohoushuodediyijuhua。
xinggewenzhong?bucunzaide。
yutaxiangtanhouwofaxiantatehuiliaomei，jianzhisuandeshangshiqingchanggaoshou，buguozheibingbushiwoxihuandexingge。
“luoluo?”beihouxiangqishuxideshengyin，wohuitouyikanjingshisujingchen。
ganlegedagazenmehuizaizheiyujian。
zaiwobuzhisuocuoshigubeikaikou：“jiejiebujieshaoyixiame?”
woshengqididengtayiyan，“zheishisujingchen，wo……”
“nihao，woshiheluoluodeqiannanyoujianxianzhuiqiuzhe。”
wojingyadikanzhesujingchen，buzhiruhekaikou。
zaiwoyinxiangli，taconglaidoubushineigezhudongderen，yiqianxianglianshijiusuanyourengongkaibiaobaitadoubuhuizaiyi。
“haoqiao，woduijiejieyehenyouxingqu。”
gubeimiandaixiaorong，yuqiqueyichangjianding，erqiehailimaodishenchuleshou。
“duibuqi，woshiyisheng，zhiyexiguanbuxihuangenmoshengrenwoshou。”
woanandiduilesujingchenyixia。
zuizhonglianggerendexiangqinfanjubianchenglesangerendexiuluochang，suhuashuosanrenxingbiyoudengpao，woshenshendejuedewocaishineigedengpao，taliangcaishiyiduiairen。
zheidunfanzuihouyiwoluohuangertaoshouchang，woruguozaibuzoukenenghuidangchangxisheng。
huidaojiahouwotongguolegubeidehaoyouqingqiu，zhijiejitafaletiaoweixin，“gudidi，mingrenbushuoanhua，wobuxihuanbiwoxiaode，suoyiwobingmeiyouxiayibudedasuan。”
“haodejiejie!wohuijiayoude!”
“……”
小屁孩!
wanshangxiwanzaowopazaichuangshangjikeyanfaweixin：“jiemei，wojintianxiangqinpengdaosujingchenle。”
“woqu!changmianjingbaome?”
“jingbao，wodiyicikanjiantadeyanshenliyouneimeqiangdeqinlvexing。”
tafalaiyiduijingyadebiaoqing，“luoluo，taxinliyouni，yizhidouyou。”
qishizheicihuilaikandaosujingchendebianhuawojiucaidaole，kedangnianfenshoushitabingweiwanjiu，shenzhilianyijujieshidoumeiyou。
wozhengchenjinzaidangniandehuiyilishi，weixinyoudanchulexiaoxi。
“luoluo，ninengbangwomaidiantuishaoyaome?woshengbinglehaonanshou。”
sujingchenfalaideyuyindaizheyisixuruo，suihoutayoufalegedingwei。
shengbingle?zhongwuzaicantingshihaihenhao。
woganmangchuanhaoyifuzhunbeiqutajia。
“zheimewanlequna?”laiziwolaomadelinghunxunwen。
“yuehui。”woshenmiyixiaochuanhaoxiezi。
“ao，neikuaizoubabiedanwuleshijian，wanshangbuhuilaiyexing。”
shuowanjiubawotuilechuqu，liuwoyirenzaimenwailingluan。
这是亲妈?
meiduojiuwojiugandaolesujingchendemenqian，gangxiangqiaomenjiutingjianbeihouchuanlaisiyadeshengyin“nilaile。”
yihuitousujingchenzhengcongbuyuanchumanmanzoulai。
“shengbinglehaiwangwaipao。”
woshenshoutanletantadeetou，“fashaole?”tadianlediantouyongzhiwenkailesuo“jinlaiba。”
wosuitazoujinqu，yiguqingxiangpubi，wuneidechenshejianyuedafang，ganjingzhengqi，wozuoweiyigenvshengdouzikuiburu。
sannianlehaimeishangweichenggong?jinwuhouwocuicutahuichuangxiuxi，bashixianmaihaodeyaonajita，“nihaohaoxiuxi，woxianhuile。”
sujingchendedashoulazhulewo