第4章 喂他吃!

linjiarenchadianxijierqi,linmeiyutingjianletamendehuayu,danyoudiduilintianshuodao:“zaojiaonibuyaozhaorelinjia,xianzaikehao,tamenbeitaizikanzhongle。zheiyangyilai,womenzaimodouderizikejiunanguole。”

lintianxiaohehedao:“binglaijiangdang,shuilaituyan,youshenmehaopade?”

“nihaishitainianqing,duizheigeshidaoyiqiaobutong。”linmeiyutanxidao。

duiyujiejiededanyou,linmeiyuemanbuzaihudao:“womensazaiyiqicaishizuizhongyaode,ruguomodouhunbuxiaqule,daoburudaizhedidiqubiedechengshishenghuo,youshahaopade!”

linmeiyutanlekouqi,zuizhonghaishimeihemeimeishuoxieshenme。

zaidedaolequeqiededafuhou,linjiarenzoulukeweishizhigaoqiyang,linfengyujiakuaijiaobu,zhijiezhuazhulintiandejianbang,jiangtachedaoleyibianjizijikailu。

lintianzhouzhemeitoukanletayiyan,linfengyuquedesedao:“kanshenmekan?meiqiaojianwoshizheierdeguibinma?feiwujiujiwogunyibianqu!”

lintianyouhaoqiyouhaoxiao,zhengxiangyaofazuo,quebeilinmeiyujichezhule,rangtabuyaoluanlai。

weileburangjiejiedanxin,lintianzhihaoyiyanbufa。

fanzhenglinjiarendejieju,zaojiuyijingbeizhudingle,lintianhenqidaiyihuiertamenhuishishenmebiaoqing。

jinlehuisuoyihou,lintiandaizhejiemeiliang,zhaodaolezheierdefuzerenyuanfei。

yuanfeishisirenhuisuodejingli,tazhengweiyanhuimangdebukekaijiao,jiandaolintianlaile,xiayishixiangjiaoshaoyehao。

kejinjiezhetajiubizuile,yinweilintianzhiqiangonggaoguo,zhidaotaderenjuebunengbaolutadezhenshishenfen。

tazhihaoyiyanbufa,quekanzhelintiandaizhelianggemeirenlaidaotamianqian,haixiaohehedigentashuodao:“yuanfeige,zheijiushiwotiguodeliangweijiejie,zheiciyanhuibushiyoushaokaome?rangtamenlaiba。”

tingjiantangtangtaizijiaozijiyuanfeige,yuanfeihedebuyoudeduosuoleyixia。

maya,mingtiangaibuhuibeidiujinhuangpujiangba?

tatunlekoutuomo,nulijichulexiaorong:“haodelaodi,mafanliangweiguniangquhuanyixiachushifu,nimenbuyongdongshou,zaipangbianminglingbiedechushijiuxing。”

tashuohuadeshihoudouzaizhandou,yaoshirangshangtouzhidaotajiaotaizilaodi,neibiexianghuoguojinwanle!

linmeiyujinshendao:“womenzhendebuxuyaoqinzidongshouma?”

“dangranbuxuyao……”yuanfeilianmangdao,“qingwenliangweizhiqianzainaweijiudiangongzuo?”

linmeiyuyouxiebuhaoyisishuo,daoshilinmeiyuedadalieliekaikoule:“womenzhiqianshiganshaokaotande。”

妈呀!

烧烤摊!

yuanfeizhijuedezhenggeshijiedouzaixuanzhuan,laizheierdedalaomennagebushisantianliangtouqumiqilinde?

tamenchiguanlemiqilin,hainengchidexiajiebianxiaotanma?

kemianduixiaoyinyindelintian,tayijuhuadoubuganshuo,zhihaoyingzhetoupidao:“meishimeishi,genwolaiba。”

lintianduiliangweijiejieyixiao:“nimenxianqumangba,wosichuguangguang。”

jiemeiliangdoushidiandiantou,zaiyuanfeidedailingxiajinleyuangongjian。

dengtamenyijinqu,yuanfeijiuduoduosuosuodao:“shaoye,wogangshiweilepeiheni,kebushizhenxinjiaonilaodia!”

“zheigewuai,zhaoguhaowoliangweijiejie……”mianduiwairen,lintianshouqilexiaolian,lengshengdao,“ruoshitaliangshouleweiqu……nizhidaohouguo。”

“一定!一定!”

yuanfeilianmangshuohao,guaiguaidizhanzaimenkou,dengzhejiemeilianghuanyifu。

buyihuier,linmeiyuhelinmeiyuejiuchulaile。

suiranhuanshanglechushifu,ketamendemeilihaishinanyididang,suizheliangrenyishanggang,jiuxiyinlexuduonanshi。

neixienanrenmenfenfenkaoshangqian,wangtuyongzijidejinqianmeilixiyinjiemeiliang,yuanfeizeshilengzhelian,jiangzheixierenyiyijizaixinli。

daolemingtian,tamenjiuzaiyebiexiangliyuyuelongmen!

“yo!zheibushilinmeiyuema?”

zhengzaijiemeiliangmangzhejiaorenzhunbeishicaideshihou,yidaojiansuankebodeshengyinhuranxiangqi。

quejianzhanghaoxuandadalieliedizoudaoleshaokaotanqian,fangsididaliangzhelinmeiyueneiyourendeshencai,chixiaodao:“wohaiyiweilintianzhennengdainimenjinlaini,xiangbudaojingranshijinlaishaokao!”

yuanfeitingdezhouqilemeitou。

这家伙是谁?

linmeiyueduiyuzhanghaoxuanziranmeihaopiqi:“zoukai,biedaraowogongzuo!”

张浩轩冷冷一笑。

zheinvrenzhenshibushihaodai!

tabuzhijilinmeiyuexianleduoshaoyinqin,pianpianjiushidebudaomeirendehuibao。

yaoshiyiqiandeta,gujihaihuitaohaolinmeiyue。

danshijintian……butongle!

jiuzaigangcai,tajiujiuqinkouchengnuoguota,zheicicanjiaa65jihua,huidaitazhangjiafenyibeigeng。

zheikejiudaibiaozhezhangjiashenfenbaozhang,jiranzheiyang……tahaikandeshanglinmeiyuema?

“xiaoniangmen,niburenbieguaiwobuyi!”

zhanghaoxuanlenglengyixiao,suihouguzuojingya,jiadaleyinliangshuo,“niliangbushijietoumaishaokaodema?”

yitingzheihua,bushaokerendoushifenfentingzhulejiaobu。

zhanghaoxuanyanshangyinle,jidongdao:“laizheilidedoushishenmeshenfenderenwu,queyaochinimenzuodeshaokao?neijishikuaiqianyichuandelajishipin,yeganzaizheierjiwomenchi?”

客人们都是愣住了。

ganqingzheipiaoliangdejiemeiliang,jingranshijiebianmaishaokaode?

suirantamenzhiqiandouchidehenkaixin,kezaidezhitaliangdezhenshishenfenhou,doufenfenbianlelian。

yourendunshiluchulexianyizhise:“zaizheidihaohuisuolanyuchongshu,nanguaiwojuedeweidaobudui!”

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renmenzhengzaishuozhe,yigezhongniannanzijiulaidaolezhanghaoxuandeshenbian。

tajiushizhanghaoxuandejiujiu,zuofangdichandezhoudarong。

zhoudarongzheibeizizuixihuanqushehuachangsuo,erqietazaojiuzhidaozijidewaishengzailinmeiyueneichilehenduocibimengeng。

suoyizaitingjianwaishengdemiaoshuhou,tayeshibangqilezijiaren:“nanguaiwochiyikoujiujuedenanyixiayan,mafanhuangechushi。”

pangbianderenmenyikanzhoudarongdoukaikoule,doushilianlianfuhe。

“jiushijiushi,zheizhongrenzenmenengzaizheierdangchushi?”

“kendingshituoguanxitoutouhunjinlaide,wopei!”

yuanfeiyijianchangmianshikong,dunshijingdelenghandouchulaile。

tatoutoukanxianglintian,zhijianlintiandelianseyufabingleng,zheirangtadalegeduosuo。

bieshuomingtianle,gujijinwanjiuyaobeidiujinhuangpujiang!

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zhoudarongjiandaoyuanfeizoulai,dunshitingzhileshenzi,keqidigenyuanfeishuodao:“yuanxiansheng,haojiubujian,woshixiaozhoua……nihaijidewoma?”

pangbiandebinkemenjiandaozhoudarongjingrannenggenyuanfeidashanghua,doushishifenxianmu。

neikebushirenherendounengjiaopengyoudeshangliurenshi。

raner,yuanfeiqueshiqijibaihuai,zhijietaiqishou,henhenyibazhangshanzailezhanghaoxuandelianshang,numadao:“woqu**!”

zhouhaoxuanshaleyan,tawuzhule**ladelian,chijingdao:“yuanxiansheng……”

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zhanghaoxuanbeichoudedongyebugandong,zhuanyanzuolianjiubeidachenglezhutou,pianpianyuanfeihaizhidatadezuolian。

lintianmanyouyouzouleguolai,kaikoudao:“zhangxiansheng,gangcainigenwodaguodu,ruoshiwodeliangweijiejiehuichuxianzaizheier,nijiubashaokaodetieqiantunjinqu……”

yuanfeiyijianxianyinqindejihuilaile,lianmangwendao:“cihuadangzhen?”

lintiandiantoudao:“dui,dangzhen。”

zhanghaoxuanmeixiangdaolintianyezaizheier,taxiangnumazheijiahuo,kezaiyuanfeidemianqian,talianpidoubuganfangyige。

zhoudarongyeburenxinkanzhezijidezhizibeida,lianmangkeqidao:“yuanxiansheng,zheidaodishizenme……”

tahuahaimeishuowan,yuanfeijiuhuranlengshengdao:“haiyouzheizhongshier?neizhenghao,womenshaoyexihuanshuohuasuanhuaderen,laia,weitachitieqian!”