第2章 李德,你就是个畜生

“citi,bushiwenquxingjunqianrixuanshangyiwandiangongdezhili,yaoqinggefangdaoyoucesuandetimuma?mofeinizhidaodaan?”

“hennanma?”litianzixinmanmandeshuo:“yejiujigehuxidegongfu!nazhibilai!”

zhibichengshang,litianzhijiezaizhishangxielegefangchengshi。

X+Y=35。

2X+4Y=94。

badiyigeshizibianxingx=35-y。

dairudiergeshizi,kede2*(35-y)+4y=94。

所以:Y=12。

X=23。

zhi23zhi,tu12zhi。

“zhei……zheijiucesuanchulaile?”

wuquxingjunganjuelitianzaihunongta,yushishouyihui,pingkonghuanhuachu23zhijihe12zhituzi,ranhourenzhendekaishishu,dengdaoquedingzhendeshi35getouhe94gezu,zhenjingle!lianshangbiaoqingwanquankeyinaquzuobiaoqingbao!

“cizhongsuanfa……taishenqile!”

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“自然当真!”

“那这算法……”

“henjiandan,wojiaonibianshi。”

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我……太无能了!

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tayinyuetingdao,neilichuanlaiwatujideshengyin。

……

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不铲掉,哪来的钱?

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轰——

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咔嚓——

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噗通!

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