第6章
“《bencaotongxuan》!wotingguozheigemingzi!woyouyigezaibenkeyixueyuandetongxuejiugenwojiangzheige,dantashuodeshibaihuawena,kebushiwenyanwen。”
“taikepale,zhubodewenhuagongdijianzhishenbukece!”
“wodiyicitingshuolizihaiyouzheiyangdegongxiao!”
“neiwozhenghaosangziyouxieyale,qibushiyaoduomaiyixielizi!”
congganggangdexiaojuchangyanyidaojiangchulizidegongxiao,zhouweiguoyibuyibudejianglianhuaxiangdelizizhanxianjisuoyouguanzhong。
ertamenduilizidexingquyeyujianonghou。
zhouweiguoyouxiangqileyipiansanwen。
linqingxuanxianshengde《xuelideziwei》。
taqingleqingsangzijixudao:“lizi,haochi,zhikeqingfei。chulezheixie,tahaijuyoulishiyiyi。”
“a?haiyoulishiyiyi?zhubonikuaishuo。”
“jingranhainengjiang?zhuboifuleyou!”
周卫国缓缓开口:
“woyouyigepengyou,tajiaoqingxuan。”
“womencengzaitaishengxiangchuguoyiduanshijian,dangshidoulijiejudanyouxiangchixinxianshuiguobianqumailelizi。”
“kejibianruciwomenyezhigoumaiyigelizideqian。”
“zuihouwomenmaileyigelizi,ranhouwotiyifenkaichi。”
“keqingxuanshuozaitadelaojiayouyizhongshuofa,libunengqiekai,yinweizheidaibiaozhe‘fenli’,shibuhaodeyuyi。”
“woxiaozhewenniyigewushenlunzhejingranhaixinzheige?”
“qingxuanyaoyaotoushuobuxin,dantayoudianxiangtafuqinle。”
“chenmoleshaoxu,tajianglizinazaishouli,ranhouqingshengshuodao:weiguo,nizhidaoma?lizihenhaochi,danbingbudanchun,limianbaohanzheguochoujiahen。”
“wodangshibianwen:cihuacongheshuoqi?”
“qingxuanyouxietanxi,tashuodao:zaiwofuqinneigeniandai,**detudishangyouzhedaliangdeyinghuaguoren。”
“dangshiweilewenhuashentou,henduoyinghuaguoderendoudangqilelaoshi。”
“wofuqinhewoshuo,jiaotamenwenhuakedejiushiyimingyinghuaguoren。”
“tacengjuzhelizishuonayitiandadaole**,tamenjiukeyichiludishangdepingguoyijijinshidelizile。”
“qingxuanduicihenshitanxi,tayouxiejidongdeshuodao:jiuweilelizi、pingguo,yinghuaguoshalewomenduoshaotongbao!”
“neixieshengzhangzai**dadishangdelishubuzhizhanranleduoshaowomenwugutongbaodexianxue。”
“raner,neixiexuezaoyimaizaitulibingmeiyouzhanranzailizishang。”
“yizhiyuhoushizisunyouxuduoyijingduineixielishuxiahengfeidexueroushiqulejiyi。ketandeshi,neixieyinghuaguorenkongpahaizainiannianbuwangwomen**deliziba。”
“qingxuanyouxiexingqingle,tajuzhelizikanlekan,shuo:lia,xiangtian、kekou,kewomeifengjiandaotazongnengxiangqiwofuqingenwoshuoguodehua,yenengxiangdaoxinian**zaodaodechiru。”
gushijiangdaozheili,suoyoudeguanzhongdoulengzhule,shenzhiwanglefadanmu。
tamenkaishihaimeitingdong,yiweizheizhishizhubohetapengyouxiangchudequshi。
sheinengxiangdaozuihoujingranyouzheimeshencengcideyiyi!
zhouweiguojiangshudeshihouyiziyiju,sudubujibuhuanlingrentingderumi。
bingqiezaijiangdaozuihoudeshihou,suoyouguanzhongdougenzhegongqingle!
neiyike,tamenzhiganjuexuemaipenzhang,yiguchongtiandefennuyouxinzhongshengteng。
tamenxiangqilebeiyinghuaguoqinlvederizi。
tamenxiangqilexianbeimenderexue。
“wozenmetingzheyouzhongxiangkudeganjue,fangfobeidaihuileneigeniandai!”
“xianbeimendechiruyijixishengbunengbeiyiwang!womenxianzaidemeihaoshenghuodoushixianbeimenzhenqiangzhendaodeshachulaide!”
“womenzhenshitai**le,xiangshouzheanyideshenghuoqueyijiuzheimebeilan。”
“shia,rongsisui,nengrangli。kewomenni?womenzheiyanghunhuneezhendeduideqixianbeimendexishengma?”
zhibojiandeguanzhongmenxinxudouyouxiediluodanyoufeichangdekangfen。
zhouweiguodeshengyinhaizaijixu:
“lizi,xianzaifeichangpubiandeyizhongshuiguo,manjiedouzaijiaomai,womeihuichili,douyouzhongzhongziweifushangxintou。”
“danzuiqiangliedeziweishiqingxuanjiwojiangshudeyouguanyinghuaguorendeshi。”
“tamencengzailishuxiashaguowomendetongbao。”
“rujinhaiduizhelishuxuanrang、manjieguowangdelukesheiyounengxiangdaolishuyeyouzijidebeiliangni?”
shuodaozheili,zhouweiguoyanhanrelei。
zhibojiandeguanzhongmentongyangyanjiaoshirun。
“leimu......”
“leimu,tingzhezhubodegushiwofangfoqieshentihuileneigeniandai。”
“yingxiongbugaibeiyiwang!”
“xianlieyongyuanshiwomenzuijingaideren。”
“womenyinggaiyinciweijie,weilebaodaxianbeimendexisheng,womenyeyinggaizuodaorongsisui、nengranglidechuantongmeide!”
zhouweiguoyoujianggushidejieweihuanhuanjiangwan。
danmuconggangcaijiumeiduanguo。
tamenneixindeaiguoqinghuaibeichedijihuo,xinzhongyoufenhen、youbuman、youyouchou。
直到......
yitiaodanmuhuanhuanpiaoqi,“buhaoyisiwenyixia,zheiliquedingshimailidezhibojianma?”
zheitiaodanmuyichu,zhibojiandedajiasoudeyixiashunjianqingxing。
woleigedou,zheigezhubojiuweimaigelizigaozheimecuileide?
我眼睛都要哭瞎了!
genglipudeshi,tamendequerenbuzhuxiangyaomailizile。
erhou,zhibojiandedanmuzaicizhadiao。
“**,zheishishenmedaihuotaolu!wowensuoweiwen!”
“woqu!zenmeganjuebineixiedachaodanaodezhibojianhaoduole!wotingdebiyuwenkehairenzhen!”
“wodegoumaiyubeijihuole!woyaomaidianliziranhougenwodeerzijianggushi!”
“zhubojiangdetaihaole!woyaowuxianglizi!”
zhihou,dajiajiukaishizaizhibojianfengkuangxiadan!
‘dingdong。jijidexiaoyanggeyixiadan——10jinlianhuaxianglizi1xiang,qingjinkuaianpaifahuo。’
‘dingdong。hailidemengxiangjiayixiadan——10jinlianhuaxianglizi5xiang,qingjinkuaianpaifahuo。’
‘dingdong。buaidiaoweiyayixiadan——10jinlianhuaxianglizi4xiang,qingjinkuaianpaifahuo。’
youyudajiadereqingjingshidaozhizhibojiankaishikadun!
yixiebaozaolaogekaishitucaodao:
“**le,nimenshousunengbunengmanyidian!wolianlianjiedoudianbujinqu!”
“guanliyuanni?guanliyuan!biezongranglianjiebengkuia!”
yipangdeliliyingjianzhuanggengshijidemantoudahan,xinibaixibandeshizhizaijianpanshangbuduanwudong,tazaiweichipingtailianjiedewendingxing。
......
黑山镇,某办公室。
yijingdaozaishafashangliansejiujiedeluotiandouyaochoukule。
yade,zheigelaoliushujijiangdeshizhenhao,danshitazenmeyebutitajiadelia!
zheidaodinengbunengmaichuqua!
jiuzaizheishi,yizhenjicudedianhua**xiangqi。
luotiannaqidianhua,yuqiyouxiepibeideshuodao:“wei。”
dianhualingyiduanqueshiluodaniangxingfendeshengyin,“era!nikandaomei!womenjiadelimaichuqule!zheimeyihuier,shaoshuoyeyousiwubaidanni!”
“shenme?niang,nishuoshenme!”luotianjingdecongshafashangtiaoleqilai。
taganjinditoukanleyiyanzhibojian,faxianshangmianbuduanshanshuozheyourengoumaidingdandexiaoxi。
luotianjidongdeshuobuchuhua,zheishihou,luotiandemishumeigushangqiaomen,zhijietuimenerru,taxingfendao:
“dongshizhang!womendelizimaichuqule,duanduanwufenzhong,yijingmaichuquyiqianerbaidanle!”
luotianxingfendetiaojiao,“yiqianer!zhenshiyiqianer!”
“shi!”mishujiandingdidiantou!
luotianchongzhedianhuahandao:“ma!tiwoxiexiezhoushuji,dengwomangwanzheijitian,wojiuqudengmenbaifang!woxianguale。”
shuozhe,taguaduanledianhua,ranhoulazhemishugebo,“zou,genwoqukufang!”
liangrenhenkuailaidaolecangku,haimeidengjinqujiutingdaoledayinjidididideshengyin。
limiandecangkuzhuguanzhengzaifengkuangpaoxiao,“ganjinqunadayinzhi!kuaidianerde!”
“gaosukufang,baozhuang、jinliangyidianwentidoubuxuchu!”
“zheishizuzhidezhibojian,chulewenti,laozibanimenyigegedousongjinjuzili,zhidaobu!kuaidianerganhuo!”
luotianduiyucangkuzhuguandebanshirenzhenjiweimanyi,tadeyanjinglibuzhiheshiyouxiewumengmengde。
mishuganjindishangyizhangzhijin,ranhouquanweidao:
“dongshizhang,guoqule。womendenanguantingguoqule。”
“lizizhixiaozuzuchixulelianggeyue,jibianwomenyijingyonglezuihaodebaoxianjishu,danyejueduizaitingbuguoyigexingqile。”
luotiangengyandao:“yaoshizheixielizidoulanle,wokezhenyaopochanle。”
“daoshihou,wozhinengqukaichuzuchebuchangnimendegongzile。”
hude,luotianshuodao:“jicaiwudagedianhua,rangtaganjinsuansuanzheipikucunqingdiaozhihou,womenhaiyouduoshaolirun。”
henkuai,mishuhuihuadao:“wangzongjianshuole,zheipikucunqingwan,chuquwomendechengbenzhihou,hainengyousanshiwandelirun。”
“sanshiwan?biwoyuqishaoledian,danzheiyijingshiwanxingle。”
“gaosucaiwu,huokuandaozhangzhihou,nachuershiwanzuoweijiangjinfaxiaqu。”
“shi,dongshizhang!”mishutingdaoyouqianleyeshiyichangjidong。
“duile,ganjinnaliangxianglizi,womenxianzaijiuhuilianhuaxiang,qukankanwomendeenren。”
“是,董事长!”
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shuiguochangyoutiaobuwendejinxingzhe,zhouweiguodezhibojiangengshibuduanyongruxindeguanzhong。
dangqianrenshuyijingtupoyiwanrenle。
xinlaideguanzhongduidanmushangyichangdejidongqingxugandaoyilianmeng。
不少人发弹幕问道:
“**,shenmeqingkuang,nimenzenmehaosibeidalejixueside。”
“zheishimailidezhibojianba,ganggangwokanyigejiaozuoyidunchijiuwandewangyouzenmedingleshixianglizi!bupahuaima!”
“zheizhubozhangdebaibaijingjingmanhaokande,danyebuzhiyunimenzheiyangfengkuangba!”
henkuai,jiuyoulaozhibojiandeguanzhongfayandao;
“bumangewei,woganggangtoutoulupingle,wufenzhongqianwojiangduanshipinfazailebenpingtai,xianzaidianzanshuyijingpoyiwanwule!”
“shenme?yiwanwu!nigelaoxiaozi!jingrantoutouluping!”
kanzhedanmudeduihua,yixiehaoqideguanzhonghenkuaijiuqusousuoleshipin。
zaitamenkanwanzhihou,zhenggerendourexuefeitengde。
shentilihaoxiangmomingduochuleyiguliliang,youzhongyoujingermeichushideganjue。
henkuai,zheipiguanzhonghuidaolezhibojian。
“wodiguaiguai,taiyoucaile!woxianzaijidongdenengbanshijinzhuan!”
“mailemaile!zheiliziwomaile!haiyouhuobu!”
henkuai,goumailizideguanzhongzaicidengshangleyigexintaijie!
wufenzhonghou,zaiyimingguanzhongdebaoyuanzhongjieshuletamendefengkuangxiadan。
“wuwuwu,wolaiwanle,meiyoulizile。zhubo,yihouhaiyouhuoma?”
“woyemeimaidao!wa!zhubo,haiyoulianjiema?kuaishangkuaishang。”
zhouweiguoyibianweichizhezhibojiandereduyibianjililiyingshilegeyanse。
liliyingweiweiyaotou,yisishiyijingmaiguangle。
一滴不剩。
zhouweiguoxinlingshenhui,dangjihuanhuankaikou:“zhuweitongzhi,liziyijingmaiguangle,feichangganxiedajiadezhichi,wotilianhuaxiangdefulaoxiangqinganxiezhuwei。”
shuozhe,zhouweiguozhanqishensanjugong。