第4章
xiongnusanwangzizheicirenzhulehuoqi。
lenghengyisheng:“danyuannibiezairangbenwangzishiwang!”
chenshuxingmangdao:“sanwangzifangxin!”
huitoukanxiangmurongbing,yanzhongsihaomeiyouzhaorui:“bixiagaocai,bixiadeshijing,chenmoupeifu!”
murongbingyandishanguoyimoganga。
zheinaershitadeshi,fenmingshizhaoruiqianganzaitashenshangde。
shouqixinsi,shuodao:“dierchang,youbishenme?”
chenshuxinglengxiao:“bixiacaigaobadou,jiulianshenbiantaijianyebuxueyoushu,zaixiazheieryoujifuduilian,haiwangbixiazhijiao!”
对对子!
quanchangzhongrendelianseyoubianle。
wuta,chukaishicigefuyiwai,chenshuxingzuishanzhangde,bianshiduiduizi!
shenzhi,cengzaiduochumingloushanchuanliuxiashujuqiangujuedui,zhijinwurenduichu!
“chenshuxing!nibuyaotai**!ruciqifuyigexiaotaijian!”
“pei!haizhenkuinigandechulaia,tayigexiaotaijian,naerdongshenmeduizi!”
“heng!zheixiaotaijianyeshi,feiyaozhanchulaichengneng,zheixiahaole,chenshuxinghetabiduilian,sidingle!”
murongbingdandankanletamenyiyan:“sujing!”
doudaolezheizhongguantou,jinghaizaipipanzijiren。
赵瑞不行,他们行。
weihegangcaizhaoruizhanchulaishi,bujiantamenzhanchulai?
chenshuxingwanweiqiezixindekanzhezhaorui。
zhangkoujiulai:“tuhualili,longbuyinhubuxiao,xiaoxiaotaijiankexiaokexiao!”
zhongrenliansejunbiandenankan。
这对子,何等辱人!
qibuzhidebianshizheichangmianzhizhong?
wenwugonggu,longbuyin,hubuxiao。
zuihouquetuichuyigetaijianlaibishi,hedengkexiao!
zuiguanjiandeshi,zheiduizihedenggongzheng,yishizhijian,tamenhaizhenxiangbuchuhaojulaidui。
duiyuduiduizi,chenshuxingxindepoqiang。
kanzhemanwuwurenganyanyu,zideyixiao。
huanshimanwugonggu:“ruhe?yebuyidingfeidetalai,zhuweiyekeshishi,weiqiyizhuxiang,keyouren?”
zhongchenyiranwusheng,suixinliannubuyi,queyezhidezhoumeinaosai,mingsikuxiang。
kandemurongbingxinxiayizhenannao。
caizhishiduiyigeduizi,jingjiuwufaduichu!?
“何需一炷香?”
quetingzhaoruiqingxiaoyisheng:“qipanli,chewulunmawujiang,jiaoshengjiangjuntifangtifang。”
陈书行楞了楞。
好工整的下联!
zheiduizisuisuanbushangshenmeqiangujuedui,keduanshijianzhineijiuxiangchuruciyiju,dangdeyoucaile。
zhaoruichaomurongbingbaoquan:“pingrigensuibixiashenbian,errumuran,daoshixuelejiju。”
chenshuxingchayidekanxiangmurongbing。
murongbingjinghaiyouzheidenggaocai?
gensuizaitashenbiandeyigetaijian,jinghainengjiedeshangtadeduizi?
慕容冰也是一愣。
buyoudechaozhaoruikanleyiyan,zheigejiahuo,jurantuidaoletadeshenshang。
manwugonggutingdaozhaoruizheiduizi,yanqianjieshiyiliang。
好对!
mangfenfenchaomurongbingpaiqumapi。
“bixiagaocai,xiangbudaogensuizaishenbiandetaijian,yeyourucizaohua!”
“shia,duokuibixia**,cainengrangqirucichengjiu。”
“tianxiadaxing,bixiagaocai,wurennengjia。”
murongbingbeikuadelianyouxiefahong。
她哪儿懂什么对子。
buguo,dangxiachanghe,tayebuhaoduoshuo。
qiaoqiaodechenlezhaoruiyiyan。
zheigejiahuo,budanhuiyishu,haihuishi,xiangbudaolianchenshuxingdeduizidounengjiedeshang。
chenshuxinglenghengyisheng,zaicikaikou:“woshangdengweifeng,xianxianyishenhudan!”
zhaoruiyezhangkoubianlai:“nixialiujiange,luchuyigegoutou。”
噗!
全场轰然而笑。
budanshiduizi,haichenggongfanjile!
jiulianmurongbingdezuijiao,yelveguoyimoxiaoyi。
“你!“
chenshuxingqidelianyouxiefahong。
xiangtahaodaishiliuxiaduojuqiangujueduizhiren,jinrijingzaicibeiyigexiaotaijianyongduizijimale!
nuhuozhixia,yegubudeshenmedushurendejiazi!
nudao:“nijiafentoulaizhongshu!”
zhaoruizaijie:“rujiazaopenzapeiyu。”
“xiaotaijian,nitaikuangwangle!”
“yufeiguoshuruwodu!”
chenshuxingyoudianduihongleyan。
zhaoruiweiweiyixiao:“nilaonianglaiqinxiachu。”
“ni,nini......pu!”
chenshuxingnudelianseyibai,jingshiqidekouzhongtuchuleyikouxueshui。
看得众人一脸懵比。
duiduiziduidebeiqituxue。
zheihaishiliuxiaqiangujueduidechenshuxing!
tamenyoudianhuaiyiyanqiankandaodeyiqieshizhende。
jiushimurongbingyeyilianjingqi。
bujinyouchaozhaoruikanleyiyan。
这家伙......
还有这能耐?
zhaoruidanxiao:“duiduizibenshixiaoqianyule,chendajiajinrijingnengduideouchusanshengxue,xiaodipeifupeifu。”
chenshuxinglianseqingbaibuduanzhuanhuan。
今天这脸可丢大了!
yaoshibubazheichangzizhaohuilai,tachenshuxingdemingtoukejiudiule!
niejinquantou:“wo,haiyouyidui,ruoshininengduidechulai,chenmoujiudirenshu!”
zhaoruigongshou:“qingbian。”
chenshuxingdingzheta,yiziyiju:“qiqima,zhangzhanggong,qinsepipabadawang,wangwangzaishang,dangechengzhan!”
cijuyichu,quanchangsebian。
“chenshuxing!nitai**le!cinainicengliuxiadeyijuqiangujuedui,jingzaicichuyongchu!”
“cijuyiliuyouershiyuzai,zhijinwurennengduichu,nijingranrangyigexiaotaijianlaidui,**!”
“xiangbudaonichenshuxingyijiedajia,jingnachuzheidengqiangujueduilaiweinanyigexiaotaijian,nihaiyoulianma!”
mianduizhongrendenuma,chenshuxingchangshengdaxiao:“neiyouruhe,zheikeshichenmousuochuzhidui?weiheyongbude?”
murongbingyeqideyiliantieqing。
zheiduizitayezhidao,bijingliuchuanjiguang。
ershiduonianle,tianxiaduoshaodushuren,mianduizheijueduidouzhinengyaotoutanxi。
赵瑞如何对得出来?
bieshuoyizhuxiang,jiushiyinianzhaoruiyeduibuchulaia!
想到这里。
buyouzhouzhemeitou,chaozhaoruikanleguoqu。
却看赵瑞正在沉思。
shenzhiciduinandu,zhaoruidagaishiwufaduidechu。
xianglexiang,haishishuodao:“niyijinli,duibuchulai,zhenyebuguaini。”
rucijuedui,zhaoruizaiyoucai,youruheduidechulai?
“nigangcai,shuodeshiduichuhou,nibianrenshu,shiba?”
zhaoruipingjingdeshengyindapochangzhongdenusheng。
chenshuxinglengxiao:“shiyouruhe?zheiduizi,chenmoukeyijiniliangzhuxiang,shenzhisanzhuxiangdeshijian!”
zhaoruiqingmiaodanxiedechaoxiongnusanwangzineibiankanleyiyan。
huanhuankaikou:“xiongnuren,xihuyi,chimeiwangliangsixiaogui,guiguijubian,heshougongna。”
静!
quanchangshashisiyibandejijing。
suoyourendoumudengkoudaidekanzhezhaorui。
他......
他竟然对出来了!
erqie,zhishichensishuxishijianeryi!
这如何可能!
manwugonggudaile,murongbingyedaile。
zuiweizhenjingde,haishichenshuxing。
zheiduizi,taliuxialaihou,jiumeixiangguoyourennengduidechulai。
jiushitaziji,yecengxiangguoxialian,quewufakedui!
kepadeshi,zheiduizi,tabujinduilechulai,haijiejixiurulehuren!
zhei,zheitashiruhebandaode!
“zheiduizi,kehaixing?”
zhaoruikanzhechenshuxing,qingshengshuodao。