第1章
“yijialiangbei，haimaidaokuangka，！”
nazheshouzhongzheizhangxiancunlouguiyou，hexinfanhuangdekuangka，zhaomuxiexinzhongnuhuoxiongxiong。
yuanjia2999，tayijiadaole4999cainadaoshou。
zheixieqiandoushitayikouyikoucongyafengzhongjichulaide，sheicengxiangzuizhongbianchengleyanqiandezheigelaji。
“goujianshang，qifuxiaoyechuanyueguolaimeixitongshiba！”zhaomuxieehenhendao。
shide，tayuanbenbushizheilideren，qianbujiugangchuanyuedaozheigeshijie。
shuxiqingkuanghou，tazhidaozheilishiyiyudiqiupingxingdeshijie，datishangdefazhanhediqiumeiyoushenmechabie。
beitachuanyuedeneigeren，qishijiushilingyigepingxingshijiezhongdeta。
waimaoyutayimoyiyang，tongyangshizaijiangzhedaxue，jisuanjixueyuandaerdexuesheng，jinnianshijiu。
zheizhangxiankazhaomuxieshizaitiaobaopingtaizhijiaqijiandiangoumaide。
zheishihoudetazhenyouqiasineidianzhudechongdong。
yijiachabuduoyibei，duifanghaijitafalaileyijiandianzilaji。
zheizhongwaguoxunibidekuangka，yinzhangqichaofuheyunzai，xingnengyijiwendingxingyijingdadajiangdi。
什么时候会挂？
看脸，拼人品！
zheixiejianshangzhentemedetaiheile。
“退货。”
suiji，zhaomuxiedakaitiaobaopingtai，yuzhijiaguanfangqijiandiandekefuqudelianxi。
“qin，youshenmenenggoubangdaonide？”
“xiankayouyidianwenti，wozhunbeituihuo，nimenneibiandedizhifawoyixia，xiexie。”
“qin，xiankachaifengyingxiangercixiaoshou，yigaibutui！”
“xiankahexinbianhuang，xiancunlouguiyou，fengshanzhongfuzaijiuyixiang，zheishiyizhangkuangka，erqie，tiaobaopingtaizhichiqitianwuliyoutuihuo。”
“qin，shizheiyangde，qitianwuliyoushizhiweikaifengzhixia，zhiyunishuodekuangkawomendianpushiguanfangqijiandian，changjiazhijiefahuo，juebucunzaikuangkakeneng......”
“......yaonizhenjianchirenweizhiliangwentituihuo，baozhuangyichai，ruoyukuaidibaoliyunshuchuxianwenti，womendianpubuchengdanhouguo，‘ninkaolvqingchu’。”
kefuguyijiang‘ninkaolvqingchu’zheijigezidashangleshuangyinhao，qizhongdehanyibuyaneryu。
威胁！
赤果果的威胁！
zhiyaojiangxiankatuihuiqu，tamengujihuiguyinonghuai，yiciweijiekoubuyutuihuo。
daoshihouqianyehuale，xiankagengshichedibaofei。
neijiuzhendeshicai、wuliangkong。
“滚。”
zhaomuxieqiaoxiazuihouyigezi，guandiaoleduihuayemian。
duifangrucihuida，baiminglekengyigeshiyige，yigewuquanwushideputongren，zheixieshangjiagenbenbuhuifangzaiyanzhong。
suiji，zhaomuxieyoudiankailetiaobaopingtaidexiaoerkefu。
xiaoershuyutiaobaopingtaichulishangjiayumaijiawentidezhongjianren，quanlijida。
zhiyaoyuxiaoerquerenyouwenti，youbudeshangjiabutui。
jiangxiankadewentiyipaizhaopiandexingshifajiduifang，ranhouyoujiangzijiyudianpukefudeliaotianjilujietuguoqu。
suoyoudeshishichengxianzaixiaoeryanqian，jibianyigeputongrendounengquedingxiankayouwenti。
genghekuangduifangshizhuanyede，duiyuzheizhongjiufenfeichangyoujingyan。
zaitiaobaopingtaidecaidingxia，youbudezhijiaqijiandianbutuihai。
keshi，xiaoerdehuifuqueshirangzhaomuxiedadieyanjing。
zheimedadepingtaijingranhexini。
xiaoershengchengyiqiekansizhengchang，bunengduandingshikuangka，tajinliangyudianpuyifanggoutong。
buguo，duifangrangzhaomuxiebuyaobaotaidaxiwang。
“sheshuyiwo，henhao。”
kanzheduifangdehuifu，zhaomuxiezuijiaoluchuyisilengxiao，ranhouhanshengdao：“zhenderenweizheiyangjiunenghunongguoqu！”
takebushiyigechiyabakuidezhu。
tamenbuzaiyishiqingnaoda，zhaomuxieyeleyifengpei！
daoshihoubuzhishizhumoudezhijia，haishizhuzhouweiniedetiaobao，yigedoubiexianghaoguo。
youjideneishalouyoumenjiushizheimechulaide，neihaochengbainiandehaohuapinpai，zuihoubuyebeidingzailechiruzhushang。
suiji，tajiangxiankabentiyijiyunxingshideneixiewentiyongshoujiluleyibian，ranhouyoujiangyuzhijiakefu，hetiaobaopingtaidegoutongjietujiequxialai。
tongguoshipinbianjiruanjianzhizuochengleyiduanshipin。
laidaojingchangguangdeyigejiaobpingtaidexiaopozhanzhucechengweiupzhu，jiangzijizhizuodeshipinfabuleshangqu。
henkuaiyigejiao‘kuangzha，zhijianizenmekan？’deshipinbeifafangchuqu。
zheigeshijie，baiminglejiushiannaofenpei。
zuochenmozhe，chikuideyongyuanshiziji。
puguangchuqu，jishimeiyougenghaodejieguo，yenengrangqitarenbikeng。
suizheshipinerfachu，wangluoshangyichangxijuanzhenggexingyedefengbaoyekaishiyunliang。