xiaoshiyadebiaotai,rangzhenggexiaojiamudengkoudai!
suoyourendourenwei,xiaoshiyazheiyidingshifengle!
jiusuanshichufengtou,yebuyaofenshihou!
zheigeshihouzhanchulai,bushizizhaomeiquma,hainengyoushenmejieguo?
“shiya,nijuedejiupingni,nengcongdihaojituannadaohetong?”xiaohuyebuyoudechuyanjifeng。
xiaoqingqingyelengxiaozheshuo:“duiashiyajie,nizheimemaorandayingqutan,shibaishixiao,kebiejiwomenxiaojiadiuliana!”
qitazurenyegenzhefuhedao:“jiushi,daoshihouwanyitabeidihaojituanganchulai,womenxiaojiazaihaizhouyidinghuilunweixiaobingde!”
xiaoshiyawensheng,liangjiazhanghongwubi,beiganxiunao。
zicongjiajileyefanyihou,tazaijiazudediweiyiluoqianzhang,yuelaiyuebushouzhongshi,jihujiukuaibeipaijichuqu,jiulianfumudougenzhebeishouchaoxiao。
tajuede,ruguozijinengtanxiazheicihedihaojituandexiangmu,neizijizaijiazuneidediweibirannenggoudedaogonggu。
zuizhongyaodeshi,fumuyenengtingzhiyaobanzuoren。
“doujiwobizui!”zheishi,xiaolaotaitainuhe。
tingdaozhongrendehua,xinlihenshifennu。
zijiwenlehaojibiandoumeirenganjiexiazheigerenwu,xianzaixiaoshiyazhudongzhanchulai,zheibangrenyoukaishipolengshui!
suiranxiaolaotaitaiyizhibuxihuanxiaoshiya,danzheigeshihou,taxinlijuede,xiaoshiyaqimashiyuanyiweizijifenyoude,erbuxiangqitarenneiyang,zhizhidaojizijitiandu!
youqishizijizuitengaidesunzixiaohu,zhendeshitairangzijishiwangle!
zhengyinweiruci,xiaolaotaitaiduixiaoshiyadetaidu,yeyoulebuxiaodegaiguan。
jianlaotaitaidongnu,suoyourenfenfenbizui。
xiaolaotaitaijixudao:“nimenjiranbugandaying,jiubuyaofeihua!zheicihedihaojituandexiangmuhezuo,jiujiaojishiyaqutan!”
xiaoshiyajianxiaolaotaitaiweizijishuohua,xinliyixi,diantoudao:“nainaifangxin,woyidinghuiquanliyifu。”
“quanliyifuyoushenmeyong?zuihoushibailehaibushidiujiazudelian!”xiaohucongbizililenghengzhejixiaodao。
“xiaohu,jirannizheimebukanhaoshiya,yaoburanniqu?erqie,nandaonixinlijuedewomenxiaojiameizigegendihaojituanhezuoma?”yefanzhanqi,chenshengzhiwen。
xiaohutingjianyefandehua,mianseyichen,tameiyouxiangdaojiazuhuiyishangyefanzheigefeiwuyegankaikou。
buguosuihou,xiaohumianseyoushiyihuang。
yefanzheihuayishanglaijiujizijidaigaomao,zijihuidayebushi,buhuidayebushi。
kanlekanxiaolaotaitaibiaoyunnudemianse,talikejieshi:“nainai,wokebushizheigeyisi,wozhishijuedexiaoshiyabukenengtanxiazheigehezuoeryi!”
yefanxiaole:“neiruguoshiyanengtanxiahezuoni?zanmenyaobuyaodagedu?”
wenyan,zaichangsuoyourenyijing。
xiaohulengxiao:“haoa,dujiudu,wohuipani?nishuoba,dushenme?”
qitarenyechixiaozhekanzheyefan。
zhenbuzhidaoshisheijinidezixin,nandaonirenweihedihaojituandehezuoneimehaotanme,yaoshihaotan,hailundaoxiaoshiya。
没脑子。
suoyourenbiyiwangzheyefan。
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yefanmanyidediandiantou,shuo:“hao,xianzaikeshiquanjiazurenzaicijianzheng,bukefanhui。”
“sheiruoshifanhui,sheijiushisunzi!”xiaohubuzhidaoyefanshijizijiwalegekeng,siwujidankuangxiao。
zaichangjibenshangzuren,yedoubukanhaoyefan,yaotoulengxiao,daoshihouzhunbeikanyefanruhediuliande。
eryefanzeshilaoshenzaizaidezhongxinzuoxia,xinliqiexi。
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“yefan,niweishenmezheimechongdong?”yipangdexiaoshiyajiaojizhiwen。
gangcaitajiuyigejingjitashiyanse,rangtabieshuohua,danmeixiangdaotawanquanshierbujian。
“nifangxinba!woyingdingle。”yefananweiyishengxiaoshiya,shenmiyixiao。
xiaoshiyazhouzhemei,xinlibumingbai,tadaodishinalaidezixin。
“jintiandehuiyijiudaozheili,shiya,niyousantianshijiannaxiahetong,sanhui!”xiaolaotaitaizhanqixuanbu。
buduoshi,likaihuiyiting。
zhiyuyefanhexiaohudeduju,bingmeiyoufangzaixinshang,taweiyiguanxinde,jiushizheicinengbunengjindihaojituandehezuomingdan。
ruguonengjin,moshuorangxiaohujiyefanxiagui,jiusuanrangxiaohujiaoyefanbaba,tayehaobuzaiyi。
yefanhexiaoshiyalikaibieshu,huidaojia。
yuefuyuemulikexiangxiaoshiyaxunwen。
dangdezhixiaoshiyajingranjiexiahedihaojituanqiatanhezuoderenwu,haiyouyefandedujushi,errendunshiheleyidatiao,dajingshise。
yuemulinqinjidejiaotoulane:“shiya,nifengle,zenmenengtingyefanzheigefeiwudehua、xilihutudejiudayinglezheifenchashi!”
yuefuxiaochangkunyilianfennu,yehechiyefandao:“yefanayefan,nizheigefeiwu,zheicibujinhaileshiya,haibawomenjiadouhaicanle!”
“shiyaruguotanbuxiadihaojituandehezuo,yidinghuibeijiazupaiji,nizheigefeiwuyeyaodangzhequanjiarendemianjixiaohuguidiketou,wozheizhanglaoliandaoshihouhaiburangnidiuguang?”
yefanrenzhenhuidao:“ba、ma,zhiyaoshiyanengtanxiazheigehetong,yiqiebujiudouyingrenerjiele?”
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yefanbuyiweiran,xiaodao:“shuobudingrenjiajiunengkandeshangni?wojiujuedeshiyayidingmeiwenti,jueduinengbahetongnaxialai。”
yuemuqijibaihuai:“nijuede?yiweinishidihaojituanlaobana?feiwuyige,haizaizheilidayanbucan!”