“ninvpengyouhuaiyunle。”
yiyuanli，dijunliangshayanle。
“yisheng，buduia，shibushigaocuole？lilizenmehuihuaiyunni？zheijueduibukenengdea！”
yishengyitingzheihua，dangjiliansejiubianle。
“heng，nimenzheixiexiaonianqing，jiushibufuzeren，pingrilizhiguzhexiaoyaokuaihuo，fanshibuguhouguo……zenme，buxiangyaohaizi？”
“daoyebushibuxiangyaohaizi，zhishi……”
yishengtaishoudaduandijunliangdejieshi，bunaifandeshuodao：“xinglexingle，ninvpengyouyijingliuchanguosancile，zheiciruguozaibuyaohaizidehua，yihoujiuhenyoukenengwufazaishengyu，nizijixiangqingchu！”
shuowanzheihua，yishengkandoubukandijunliang，zhijiezoule。
erzaiyiyuanzoulangli，dijunliangyanshendaizhi，lianseyuelaiyuenankan。
wuyuanwuguhuaiyunjiusuanle，xianzaiyishenghaishuotazhiqianliuchanguosanci……
yigegexiaoxijiuxiangshizhongchui，henhenzazaidijunliangdexinzangshang，rangtahuxidouyouxieningzhi。
dijunliangzhisuoyijuedexuelilibukenenghuaiyun，shiyinweitamentanlianaibuchaoguobannian，bieshuoshikuayueleichile，jiulianlashoudouhenshao。
nongcunchushendedijunliangzaixiaohuaxuelilishenbian，gengxiangshigexiaogenban，naeryoujihuigengjinyibua！
zhengyinweiruci，dijunliangzenmeyebuganxiangxin，waibiaoqingchundexuelilijuranhailiuchanguosanci！
yigexiaoshizhiqian，dijunliangyongshaodekeliandeshenghuofeiqingxueliliqugaodangxicantingchifan，kehaimeichiliangkou，xuelilibianoutubuyi。
danxinxuelilishiwuzhongdudedijunliangganmangdaizhetalaidaoyiyuanjiancha，bujianchahaihao，yijianchajiuchulewenti！
cishi，xuelilicongjianchashizoulechulai，jiandijunliangliansebudui，zhishimanbujingxindeshuoleyiju：“nidouzhidaole？”
“lili，nandaowojiuzhishinideyigebeitai？”
“不然呢？”
xuelililengxiaoyisheng，shuangshouhuanxiongshuodao：“jiunizheiyangdefeichai，nandaohaizhenyiweikeyichengweiwoxuelilidenanpengyou？shihuagaosuniba！xiangnizheiyangdebeitai，woyizhuayidaba，ernizaibeitailibianerdoushizuiqiongde！jiupingnizheifudexing，yexianggaopanwoxuelili？biezuomengle！”
“……”dijunliangyijuhuadoushuobuchulai，liansetieqingyipian。
xueliliquequanranmeiyouyaotingzhideyisi，fanergengjiadezhigaoqiang，jixushuodao：“rangnizhidaoleyehao，shengdewozaixiangbanfayingfunizheigeqiongguile。”
kanzhemianqiandexuelili，dijunlianggenbenbuganxiangxinzheishizijichaosimuxiangdenvshen。
yuanbenqingchuntianmeidexuelili，cikewanquanbianleyigeren，biandeneimeqingtiao、fangdang！
dijunliangxinzangdoukuaiyaochouchule，genbenwufajieshouzheiyangdejieguo。
liangnianduole，taweilemanzuxueliliwuxiuzhidewuzhixuqiu，chuleshangke，ta**lesanfengongzuo，shenzhiweilemeigeyueshengxialiangbaikuaiqianerbazijiechuleweibing。
daotoulai，xueliliquegaosutazhishibeitai，erqiehaishizuibeikanbuqideneige！
“nihuaiyun……duojiule？”
“关你屁事！”
dijunliangsisiyaozheya，jiyazaixinlizhangjiudezibeiyuchiru，zhongyurangtabaofale。
shuowanneijuhuazhihou，xuelilizhuanshenjiuyaolikai，dijunliangqueshichongshangquyibazuanzhuletadeshouwan，dihoudao：
“wowennihaizishisheide！”
pingrililaoshibajiaodenongcunhaizi，zheiyikehuashenbaonudeshizi，mianmuzhengning，etoushangqingjingengshibaoqi。
zheishitadiyiciganjuedaozheimechiru，tongshiyeshitadiyicirucicubaodeduidaixuetingting。
xuetingtingbeiheleyitiao，gangyaoshuohua，shenhouquechuanlaiyigenanrendeshengyin。
“haizishiwode，zenmele？”
dijunliangtaitoukanqu，zhijianyiminghunshenmingpaidenianqingrenshensejuaodekanzheziji，yanshenlimanshitiaoxin。
“bizhenghao，shini？”dijunliangtongkongzhouranshousuo！
bizhenghaoshixuelilitongbanjidefuerdaitongxue，bushaohaoxintongxuecengjinggaosuguodijunliang，shuoneierrenzhijianbuqingbuchude。
zhibuguo，meidangdijunliangqinkouxunwenxuelilideshihou，douhuibeitatangsaiguoqu。
“老子打死你！”
baonudedijunliangchongshangqulunqiquantouxiangyaozazaibizhenghaodelianshang，quebeiduifangshenhouchongchudejirensisianzailedishang，genbenwufadongdan。
“kao，haixiangdongshou？jiwoda！”
bizhenghaoyishenglingxia，yudianyibandequantoushunjianjiuluozailedijunliangdeshenshang。
dijunliangpinlemingdexiangyaoqishenfankang，danmeicidouhuibeidahuilai，zuihouzhinengquansuozaidishang，jinkenengdehuzhunaodai。
bizhenghaodengrenoudadijunliangzuzujifenzhong，wenxunganlaidebaoancaibajirenfenkai。
bizhenghaojiuxiangshidaleshengzhangdejiangjunside，manliandeyidelouzhuxuelili，jugaolinxiadekanzhedishangbiqinglianzhongdedijunliang，hanshengshuodao：“wogaosuni，yourenyibeizidouzaimengxiangquwangluoma，eryouderenjiuchushengzailuoma！”
zheiyanxiazhiyi，bujiushishuodijunliangshiyibeizidoufadabuledefeiwuma？
liaoxiazheimeyijuhuazhihou，bizhenghaodengrenyangzhangerqu，zhiliuxiadijunliangyirentangzaidibanshangfadai。
xujiuzhihou，dijunliangcaihuiguoshenlai。
tabuguyiyuanwushurenyiyangdeyanshen，calecalianshangdebixueqishenlikai。
zaiyiyuanwaidetaijieshang，dijunliangdaizhilexujiu。
zheiliangnianli，tabaquanbuxinshendoupuzailexuelilideshenshang，huangfeilexueyebushuo，haibazijideshentileikuale。
daotoulai，zijiquezhishirenjiashenbianyigekeyoukewudebeitai，suibianyijiaojiunengchuaikai，shizaishikebei！
zheiyike，dijunliangganjuezijijiuxiangshigeshazi！
jiuzaicishi，tadeshoujiqueshihuranxiangleqilai。
叮咚！
dijunliangxinfanyiluan，genbenmeixinqingkanshouji，suoyigancuizhizhibuli。
keneishoujitishiyinquexiangshifangbianpaoyiyang，dingdingdongdongdexianggebuting，sihushizaicuicudijunliangganjinchakanxiaoxi。
dijunliangmeitouzhouqi，bunaifandenachushoujikanlekan。
zheiyikancaifaxian，yuanlaishoujitishiyinshilaiziyuyigeliaotianqundexiaoxi。
sanjiejiaoyiqun？zijishenmeshihoujiaruguozheiyangdequnliaole？
dijunliangyouxieyihuo，jiesuoshoujidakailiaotianqun，jiujiandaolibianeryouzheyilianchuandexiaoxitishi。
“douzhanshengfojiaruqunliao。”
“niumowangjiaruqunliao。”
“杨戬加入群聊。”
“财神加入群聊。”
kanguoyilianchuandexitongtishizhihou，xinrusihuidedijunliangyebeidoulele。