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“xiexiemeinv，xiexielaoban。”“xiexieniadaxiongdi。”shuangshougonggongjingjingdequjieqian。zhengdaiqujieqian，zhitingjianbianshangyougemenmendeshengyinchuanlai。“hehouzi，kaizhanglea……”“shenmewanyizhiyiqiankuaina？”tanzhuzhuantouyikan，xiaorongmanmian，liangyanfangguang。weiguandezangyouhelurenfenfenzhuanguotouqu。zhijianyigegaogaodada、nianjiyuemosanshilaisuidezhongniannanrenzhanzaineili。nanrenmanlianhengrou，zhangxiangtexionge，zuoshoushouguazheyichuananhuangsedeerdianlingshouchuan，zaitaiyangxiafanzhexuanguang，jiuxiangshiboliyiban。youshouzhengzaipanwanzheyichuananhongsedeshibazinianzhu，zhongzhishangdaizheyimeiyinbaohongbaojiezhi。chuanleyishenadiduanxiu，jiaoxiaqueshiyishuangrenzituo，xiongkoushangguazhedeyichuanlingdianbadedajinlianzi。jinlianzidemoduan，heranshiyikuaiyanglvfeicuidafangpai。shangshangxiaxia、biaozhudetucaizhuzhuangban。danjianzheigenanren，tanzhudunshimeikaiyanxiao，wanyaojiaolesheng：“aiyawei，yulaoban，yuzhuanjia，kehaojiumeijianzhenilea……”yulaobandacicidengleyisheng，yishuangsiyuyanjinggaogaodetuqi，siwujidandedingzhecengzimo。yanqiandezheinvzimeidebuxianghua，yaobixingyanyingtaozui，xiaoyaoyingyingyiwo，wanmeiwuxiadeshencai，kandaocengzimo，yuchengdouzhiganjuezijizheibeizidoubaihuole。**la**luodemuguangcidecengzimohunshenbushufu，kanlekanzheigenanren，cumeiqingzhou，wangjinfengshenbiankaolekao。“ng，jineryoukong，guolaichouchou……”yulaobanlianlianbushedejiangmuguangcongcengzimoshentishangnuokai，manshengshuodao：“taohuandaoshahaowujianmeiyou？”“naguolaijigechouchou……”“哥，不差钱！”bianshuo，bianguyidewangcengzimozheibiankan，yangzihenshiziman。tanzhuhehouzichanmeideyingcheng：“doushixieyuanxiandewujian，nindoudianpingguode……”“daoshizheiweimeinvshoulideyanganshiqiantianxichengqutaode……”“yulaobanshixingjia，ninjichouchou？”“哦！？”yulaobanshunyanwangguoqu，miqileyanjing，zuiliqingqingyilesheng。“xiangshihetianyudeyanzuia。”“qinseziran，baojiangyeshilaode。”bianshuo，yulaobanshangqianlai，**dexiaoshuo：“meinv，nengrangwoguoguoshoubu？”cengzimoshouwoyangan，zhuanguoyushou，yulianshangdaizheyisiyunnu。这个男人太没素质。jianzhecengzimobulihuiziji，yulaobandaoyebushengqi，fanercoujinlenaodai，zizixixidedaliangcengzimoshoulideyangan。“ye，youdianyisiazheiyangan……”“yanguoyuan，yanganbian，yanzuibai，tonglvtongxiutianshengziran……zhishaoyededaominguole……”weiguanderentingleyulaobanzheihuayouxieyidong。yaozhidao，xianzaizheinianyue，bieshuominguodewanyi，jiushigaikaiqiandewanyidounengjiaogudongle。tanzhuhehouziyiting，zhabazhabahaozibandexiaoyanjing，nanashuodao：“zhendeshigewujianna？”zheijuhuabaolulezijidewuzhi，bianshanghaoxiegebaitandeshangfanquandouweileguolai，biyidekanzhehehouzi。doushizaisongxianqiaohunshenghuodeshangfan，sheisheisheidetanweishangyoushenme，dahuoxindidouqingchu。zaixianzaiquanminshouzangdeniandai，jiulianyilouerlouneixiegedamenliandashangpulidoumeiyijianzhenhuo，hehouzizheigeditanshang……那就更不用提了！meixiangdao，zheigehehouzihaizhenyougeminguodewujian，zheidaorangqitashangfanmenyouxieyiwai。yulaobanzheigeren，songxianqiaolidaduolaoshangfandourenshi。tushengtuzhangdebendiren，yuanmingjiaoyuchengdou。yeyeneibeishiqingshuipaogerenjia，jiajingyinshi，henzaojiushichaierdai，houmianjinchengdafazhan，yiqianduowanderenkoujizaiyiqi，guangkaoneixiechaloushangpuhuoguochengdounengtangzhechidaolaosi。chichuanbuchou，jiuhaowenwanguwanzheiyikou，yangleyiqungenbanxiaodi，meiqimingyuepengyoudixiong，meitianbushidiaoyumajiangjiushilvyoujuhui，guodehenshixiaosa。yuchengdouhaiyougewaihaojiaoyuzhuanjia，songxianqiaolihaoxiegeshangfandoushitadefensi，congcemianyezhengmingzheigeyuchengdouyouliangbashuazi。tazubeishikaidangpude，jializangdedongxibushao，congxiaoerdumuran，daoyouxieyanjie。tingjianyuchengdouyikoudaochuzheiyangandeniandai，zhongrenyeyouxiejingqi。zheidangkou，yuchengdoukanzheyanganshangneijblianggeyingwenzimu，buyoudesilesheng，zhoujinmeitou，mozhexiabaziyanziyu。“JB！？”“捷豹？！”“结巴！？”“劲霸！？”“咝……”“zheigeshishaziyisinan？”“mingmingyanzuigenyanganbaojiangdouchabuli，tonglvtongxiuyeshilaode，yanzuiniandaizhishaoyedeyouyibainianle……”“ke……zheijbyoushigeshayisi？”“nandaoshiyangandepaizi？”yulaobanshenbiandejigegenbanxiaodicouqudetaohaojiehua。“鸡扒牌烟杆！？”yuchengdouhuitoujiushiyibazhang，nudao：“jibagechuizi。”“你才是个鸡扒。”“nitingjianguoyoujiaojibapaidewanyimeiyou？”aidadegenbanwuzhezhongqilaogaodelian，aiaiaidekuxiaozhe，manliankuxiang。zhouweidetanzhuhelurenmenbuyoudehahadaxiaoqilai。yuchengdoukouzheguangtutudenaodai，yanjingmichengyitiaoxian，zhoumeikulian，sihuyijingxianlejinqu。“nandaosheijiaojbzheiren！？”“ai，woshuo，zheiyangannimaileduoshao。”hehouzibiqileyigeshoushi：“yiqian。”“e……yiqiankuai！？”“daoyebusuangui。yebulipu。”yuchengdoudianzheyanlai，manshengshuodao：“wochuyiqianwu。jiwobaoqilai。wonahuiqumanmanzhuomozhuomo。”tingdaozheihua，hehouzidunshimeikaiyanxiao，buzhudiantou。“yulaobanjiushidaqi。”yuchengdoudaoyebukeqi，huishoujiaorennalaishoubao，kaishishuqian。hehouzizezhuanxiangcengzimo，heheshuodao：“meinv，buhaoyisi，duibuzhu，zheiyanganrenyulaobanyaole……nin……”cengzimozhenglezheng，jiaoshengshuodao：“helaoban，zheiyanganniyaomailianggemaijiama？”hehouzidailedai，zuiliaaliangsheng，cancanxiaoshuo：“zheibushi……bushi……”“renyulaobanneige……”“heihei……duibuzhuninle……”cengzimojinjindeminzhezui，yaobiqingheng。yuchengdoungleyisheng，xiaoleqilai，manlianhengrouduizaiyikuai。semimidedaliangzhecengzimo，zazazuixixuejiaodao：“zenme？”“meinvniyexiangyaozheiyangan？”cengzimokanyebukanyuchengdou，duihehouzijiaoshengshuodao：“helaoban，zuoshengyijiangdechengxin，woxiannadaodeyangan，woyijingfuqian，nizheishishenmeyisi？”hehouzimiansenankan，zuilidazhehaha。yuchengdouqueshi**dexiaozheshuodao。“yaowoshuo，zheiyangdejiujiashenhaizhenbushihenizheiyangdedaiyumeizhi……”bianshangderenquandouhongxiaoqilai，kancengzimodeyanshenzhongchongmanleweixieheyuwang。cengzimoyulianyixiahongchaoyongdong，xingyanshuiwumengmeng，xiunaoyichang。hongpupudeliandanzaiyangguangxiagengxianjiaonen，doukuaidichushuilai。xiongkouqifubuding，neigaogaodelianmianyingzaizhongrenyandi，wushurenandilitunzhekoushui。yuchengdouculubukandehuayulingzijixiufennandang，zijizheigetianzhijiaonvheshishoudaoguozheiyangdediaoxidangdangzhongwuru。lianoubandeshouqingqingzhandou，gengxiancangbai。meiyoubandianyouyu，dangxiajiuyaodiuleyangan。zheishihou，yizhiheihuhudeshouwozhulecengzimodeyubei，qingshengshuodao：“nibufangshou，sheiyenabuzou。”jinfengdehuayuchuanrucengzimoernei，buzhidaoweishenme，cengzimodexinyixiazijiupingjingxialai。ceshoukankanjinfeng，qingqingngleyisheng，jiangshoulideyanganwodejinlexie，sihaobuzaiyizijideshoubeijiuzaijinfengheihuhudeshouliwozhe。yuchengdouelesheng，manbujingyidesaosaomingongdabandejinfeng，bizilihengleyisheng，manshiqingmie。“aiyouwei，meinvchumenhaidaizhebaobiaodea……”“dianyinglidoushidaoshixiashan，wokannidaoxiangshigenongbangzixiashan……”jinfengpieleyuchengdouyiyan，lenglengshuodao。“chiledabianjideyaoshuaya！”
