“wokannizheishixiangqumingjiejinxiaole，jiusuanshiyaoguaiyebunenghezheimekuaia。”
“suoyishuorenleihaishizuiqiangdadeba，yinweiqingxudaodadingfengdeshihouyiqieganjuedouhuimamu。”
“怎么，被甩了？”
“shia，beiwodenvshangsi，jiushiwoshuowoyizhianliandeneige，daizhehongkuangyanjing，koutoushanshizaijian（sayonara）deneige。”
miaosanlengleyixia，suihoupailepaibantongjiandejianbang，hahadaxiaodao
“zheiyoushenme，bujiushinvrenbuxihuannima，jishishiwomen，yedouhuoduohuoshaojingliguozheiyangdeshiqinga！”
“wofaxian，nizhendebuxihuanzaijuweijiayijumiaoni，nandaomaoyaobudouyinggaimiaomiaodema。”
bantongjianmingxianduimiaosandeanweihaobuzaiyi，xinshishizijide，bierenzaizenmeshuoyounengruheni，suiranzheiyangshuohenshangren，danmiaosanneigenianjideren（yaoguai）youzenmehuilijiedelexianzaidelianai
“woshirenleisihoulinghunfudaomaoshenshangdemaoyaoa，youbushichunzhongdemao，erqieyigedashuneiyangshuohuayetaiexinleba。”
miaosanyongxianqideyanshenkanzhetongweimaoyaodechunzhongyaoguaidianyuan，tazhengzai**zijidemao
“qishinitoushangyoumaoerduojiugouexindele，yixiangdaonizhiqianshigedashujiurangwoexindekafeidouhebujinqule，xiliuxiliu...”
“那你就别喝啊！”
miaosangangxiangxuexijingdiangaoxiaoqiaoduanlidedatouhuanjie，quefaxianbantongjiantoushangdexuehuahaiweisanjin，shuidizhonghaiyouxiexudebingpiancanliu
“woshuonia，nidaodishizaiwaimiandaileduojiu？”
“haihaoba，woconggongsichulaizhihouzaigongyuandaileyihuier，kanjianlehaojiduiqinglv，biruyouyiduishengaochahenmingxiande，haiyouyiduichuanzheqinglvfude，haiyouyiduizaixuedilichixuegaodeqipa。”
“neinidouxiandequgongyuankanqinglvle，yemeixiangzhezijihuibeixuelinshinabasan？”
“neishiyinweiwoyiweitahuidayingwo，zheiyangwomenjiukeyizuotadecheyiqiqugongjinshengdanwancanle，sheizhidaohuibeijujue。”
“niduizijiyetaiyouzixinleba，dashu。”
bantongjianzhenghezhedetangnatiebeizheiyijuhuashuodedoupenlechulai，tashengqiyouwunaidezhandouzhe，miaosantanzheqicazhezhuozi，fahuaderenzhenghaozouleguolai
“请问喝点什么？”
“woyaoyibeibingmeishi，haiyaoyigebulibulipisa！”
“woyaoyibeinaichahaole，ranhouyaoyifenzhaji！”
yuanlaishiyiduiqinglv，tamendeshengaochazhishaoyousanshilimi，zhangzhongfadenvshengzhanzainanpengyoushenbianjiuhaoxiangtadenveryiyang，neinanshengdaizhemihuangsedeweijin，jinjindewozhezijinvpengyoudeshou
“zheibujiushiwogangcai...”
“ng？dashuzenmele？”
“别叫我大叔啊！”
tamenaizhebantongjianzuoxiazhihou，bataidunshixiandeshifenyongjile，keneinvshengxiaoqiaodequexiangbuwawayiyang，rangrenbujinlianxiangdaozheilianggerenpaijiehunzhaodeshizenmeyifuchangjing
“baobao，nihaishijieshoubulezhishima？”
“ng...neicidejinglirangwotainanwangle，woyibeizidoubuyaozaipengzhishile。”
“ai，kexia，tamenjiadezheigeyinzangkuanpisachaohaochideshuo。”
“wozhiyaokanzhenikaixindexiaolianjiuxiangdangyuyeyiqichileya。”
tianmidegongjibochongzhuangzaibantongjiandeshenshang，taxinzhonganmachouxiaogui，biaomianshangquexiandehaobuzaihu
“neibaobaonidayingwo，yihoukebunengmeitianhekafeilee，shentihuibuhaode。”
“keshiwoshangxuekunya，wohaideliushijianlaipeinini。”
肉麻死了！
bantongjianxiangganjinhewanzheibeinatieranhoubapisadabaolikaizheigelingrenyanfandeqifen，keshibulibulipisaquexuyaozuohenjiucainenghao，zaizheiduandengdaideshijianli，chulekanzheguntangdekafeijiandi，tajiuzhinengtingshenbianniwaideqinglvshuozhemeishenmeyiyideqinghuale