jiexialaijitian，guyanbuzaiyongtaneitaoluojililunqu“zhidao”laozheng。
tasihukaishiduilaozhengdegongfangchanshenglezhenzhengdexingqu。tahuibangexiaomazha，zuozaibuyuanchu，anjingdikanlaozhengdiaoke、damo。
takandebushi“gongxu”，ershilaozhengzheigeren，zaiyumutoujiaoliushideneizhongzhuangtai。tafaxian，laozhengzaixiadaoshi，yanshenlidezhuanzhu，hetazijizaiqipanqianzhangkaoshi，bingwuerzhi。
neishichaoyueleyuyanheluojide，yizhongchuangzaozheyuchuangzaowuzhijiandeduihua。
yitianxiawu，guyanzhudongzhaodaolezhengzaihechadelaozheng。
“zhengshifu，”takaikou，yuqiliduoleyisiqingjiaodeyiwei，“woxiangqingnin，bangwozuoyifuqizi。”
laozhengtailetaiyanpi：“qizi？neiwanyierbudoushijiqimoziyachulaidema？zhaowozuo，feineijingganma。”
“buyiyang。”guyanyaoyaotou，yanshenhenrenzhen，“jiqizuochulaide，meiyikedouyimoyiyang，bingleng，meiyouchabie。woxiangyaoyifu……youshengmingdeqizi。yongshouzuochulaide，meiyike，douyoutazijiduyiwuerdewenduhewenli。”
tacongkoudailinachuliangkuaixiaoyangmuliao，yikuaishishensuirumodewumu，yikuaishiwenrunruyadehuangyang。
“woxiangyongzheiliangzhongmutou，qingninbangwodamochengyunzidexingzhuang。sanbailiushiyike，yikebuduo，yikebushao。”
laozhengkanzheneiliangkuaishanghaodemuliao，youkanlekanguyanneishuangchongmanqidaideyanjing，chenmole。
zheihuoer，tingqilaijiandan，shizefansuodaolejizhi。sanbaiduokeqizi，yaodamodedaxiao、houbo、hudujibenyizhi，youbunengwanquanyiyang，zheiduishougongdeyaoqiujigao，jiqikaoyanyigejiangrendenaixinhedingli。
zheixiaozi，shizaiyongtadefangshi，chutikaozijini。
laozhengneigubufushudejingeryoushanglaile。tajieguomuliao，zaishoulidianledian，hengleyisheng：“xing。buguowoshouyigui，gongqiankebubianyi。”
“yinggaide。”guyandelianshang，luchuleyigejiqian，danzhenshicunzaidexiaorong。
yushi，zaijiexialaideyigeduoxingqili，jiangxingongfanglide“dudu”sheng，bianchenglegengjiaxisui、gengjiayounaixinde“shasha”sheng。laozhengfangqilesuoyoudajian，zhuanxinzhizhidi，tourudaolezheisanbailiushiyikexiaoxiaodeqizili。
taxianshijiangmuliaoqiechengxiaofangkuai，zaiyidiandianxuechengyuanxing，zuihou，yongbutongmushudeshazhi，fanfudidamo。
neiguocheng，kuzao，zhongfu，queyouchongmanleshanyi。
zhengweihelinwan，kanzheneixieyuanbenlengjiaofenmingdemukuai，zailaozhengdeshouzhong，yidiandianbiandeyuanrun、guanghua、wenhe，doujuedebukesiyi。zheiyijingbushizaizuodongxile，zheifenmingshizaixiulianxinxing。
guyanzechenglezuizhongshidepeibanzhe。tabuzaixiaqi，meitianzhishijingjingdikanzhe。takanzhelaozhengdeshou，ruhefuyuneixiemutouxindexingzhuang；kanzheyangguang，ruhezaineixieqizibiaomianliuzhuanchubutongdeguangze。taganjuezijikandaode，bushisanbailiushiyikeqizi，ershisanbailiushiyigebutongdeshengming。
dangzuihouyikeqizidamowancheng，yongfenglapaoguanghou，laozhengbatamenzhuangzailianggejingzhidemuheli，dijileguyan。
guyanzhengzhongdijieguo，dakaihezi，wumushenchen，huangyangwenrun，meiyikeqizidouxiangshiyouhuxideyushi。tanaqiyike，fangzaizhijian，nengqingxidiganjuedaomutoudewenliheshouzuodewendu。
neitianwanshang，guyanzaixingkongchashi，zhengshixiangxuranfaqiletiaozhan。
yongde，jiushizheifuxinzuodeqizi。
luozisheng，buzaishizhiqianyunziqingcuide“pada”sheng，ershimuqiluozaimupanshang，chenwenerwennuande“du、du”sheng。
guyandeqifeng，yirandabian。yijiujingzhun，danbuzaibingleng。tadeqi，shierrugaoshanliushui，shierruxianyunyehe，chongmanlelingqihexiangxiangli。tabuzaijiujieyuyichengyichidedeshi，ershizheyanyuzhenggeqipande“shi”yu“mei”。taxuehuile“xianshou”，xuehuile“liubai”，xuehuilezaibizhengzhidi，zouchucongrongbupode“wuyongzhiyong”。
zheiyiju，taxiadehanchanglinli，qiansuoweiyoudeshuxin。
zuizhong，tayisanmubandeweiruolieshi，shujileqilishenbukecedexuran。
dantameiyousihaodejusang，fanerzhangzhangdishuleyikouqi，lianshangshiquanranshirandexiaorong。
“woshule。”taduixuranshuo，“xiexieni。wohaoxiang……zhaodaohuijiadelule。”
tashuleqiju，queyinghuilezhenggeshijie。
xurandenaohaili，xitongdeshengyinruyueerzhi。
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guyandiertianjiuzoule。tabaneifuwumuhuangyangqi，liulexialai，songjilekezhan。tashuo，zheifuqi，yinggaishuyuzheili。
kezhandeshenghuo，youhuifulepingjing。zhengweidewangdian，yinweilaozhengdebogujiazhaopian，shengyikaishiyouleqise。linwanyeyanfachulexinpin“xingkongbinggan”，dashouhuanying。
raner，zheifenpingjing，henkuaijiubeidapole。
wangjianguodaoyandeneibujilupian《jiangxinxunzong·youjiankezhanpian》，zaiyigezhouwudewanshang，qiaowushengxidibochule。
wangjianguozuizhongdingzhuletailideyali，meiyoujinxingrenheshangyehuadejianji。tajihushiyuanzhiyuanweidi，jiangneixieanjingde、chenhuande、chongmanhuxigandejingtou，chengxianjileguanzhong。
他没想过会火。
ketapianpianjiuhuole，erqieshidahuotehuo。
zaizheigeduanshipinhengxing，renrenzhuiqiusanmiaozhongzhuazhuyanqiudeshidai，zheibu“sanwu”（wuchongtu、wujieshuo、wupeile）dejilupian，xiangyiguqingliu，jingzhundijizhonglewushuzaikuaijiezoushenghuozhongpibeibukandedoushirendeneixin。
laozhengjumutoudeshengyin，beiwangyouchengwei“nianduzuizhiyubaizaoyin”。
xuranduanzheyiwandongporouzoujingongfangdehuamian，beijietuzuochenglewushubiaoqingbao，peiwen：“ganhuole，mei？jianglizijiyixia。”
neijianxingkongchashi，gengshibeiyuwei“liyinhexizuijindedifang”。
“youjiankezhan”，yiyezhijian，congyigezhiyoushaoshurenzhidaodebaozangdi，bianchenglequanwangreyide“shiyuyuanfang”。
diertianyizao，kezhandedianhuajiubeidabaole。wushurendadianhualaiyudingfangjian，jiagechaodaoduogaodouyourenyao。
zhengweinazheshouji，kanzhehoutaibaozhangdewangdiandingdanheshejiaomeitifensishu，jidongdeshouwuzudao：“fale！ba！xulaoban！womenfale！”
laozhengheizhelian，beizheituruqilaidemingqigaodexinfanyiluan，duohuigongfangli，guanshanglemen。
linwanzeyouxiehaipadikanzhebuduanxiangqidedianhua，zheizhenzhangrangtaxiangqileyiqianbeikpizhipeidekongju。
xurandaoshidanding，zhijiebaledianhuaxian，guashangle“keman”depaizi。
kemafan，zongshizijizhaoshangmenlai。
bangwanshifen，kezhandefeng**zaicixiangqi。
menkou，zhanzheyigeshuxiyoumoshengdeshenying。
是王建国。
dantabuzaishineigechuanzhebitingxizhuang、yiqifengfadewangdao。tatoufalingluan，yanwoshenxian，huzilacha，yishenzhoubabadeyifu，xiangshijitianmeiheyan。tameiyoudaituandui，yemeiyoukangshexiangji，zhiyouyigexiaoxiaodebeibao，shenqingqiaocui，manshenpibei。
takanzhedatinglidexuran，zuichundongledong，shengyinshayadejihutingbujian。
“xu……xulaoban……”taxiangshiyongjinlequanshendeliqi，“haiyou……haiyoufangjianma？wo……woxiangzhuyiwan。”
tabuzaishilaixunzhaogushidedaoyan。
zheiyici，taziji，chenglegushi。