“zanshidaminghuangdizhuyuanzhang，nishiheren！weishenmehuichuxianzaiyushufangdehuaxiangzhishang！nishibushixiangcishazan！”
shoujijiemianshang，yigechuanzhehuangpaodelaotou，weiranzuozaidiaokejinsejulongdeyizishang。
qishenhou，shijinsinanmudeqiangbi，shangxuanzheyigedabian。
bianshangmian，heranshijigelongfeifengwudejinsedazi——
御书房！
“wocao，hesiwole！”
“zheishishaa，zenmegaodegenzhendeyiyang？！”
zhaofandailenglengdikanzheshoujishangdezheiyimu。
beizheihuruqilaideshengyinjiheleyitiao，zhenggerendoubengqilailaogao。
meide，xianzaideguanggaodouzuodezheimeliudema？
这也太逼真了吧！
zheiyaoshigelaotoulaotaitaide，shuobudinghaizhenbeihuzhule！
“meide，dajiaoyishishuang，zhongduhuozangchanga……”
“zaozhidaojiubuxiazaizheiporuanjianle，zheixiahaole，shoujidouzhongbingdule！”
zhaofanmamalielie，ganjinshanghuashouji，shitufanhuizhujiemian。
jiangsidangfaguolaideneigeruanjianjishanle，bingqieyihoufashizaiyebukanzheizhongdongxile。
kemeixiangdaodeshi，shoujijingrangenkasileyiyang！
buluntazenmeshanghuayemian，shoujijiemiandouwensibudong！
wunaizhixia，zhaofanzhihaojixuchouzheshoujihuamianfadai，manmukuse。
完犊子了。
xianzaizhinengdengyidengle，guoyihuieryinggaijiuhaole……
“zanzaiwennihua，weishenmebuhuida，nishibushikanbuqizan！”
huran，shoujilimian，youchuanlaiyizhenjijuweishelideshengyin！
fangforujinglei，hongliangeryouzhongqishizu!
“噗——”
zhaofangangganghejinqudeyikoushuizhijietulechulai。
什么？！
duimianzheibanyanhuangdidelaotou，haoxiangzaigenwoshuohua？
卧槽了？
这不是视频小广告？
douzhijiejiwojietongshipinle？！
“fangsi！nijingranganchaozhezantukoushui！nizhibuzhidaozanshishei！”
shoujijiemianshang，yishenhuangpaodeweiyanlaotou，hanzheliankaikou：“zankeshidaminghuangdizhuyuanzhang！shuochunidemingzi！zanyaojiangniqiandaowangua，wumafenshi！！”
我去……
zheishenmejuzua，yandexiangmoxiangyangde……
zhaofanyouhelekoushuiyaleyajing，xinxiangzijiyemeiyoujieshipina……
“keke，nimenshishenmezuzhi，juranbawodeshoujidoujikongzhile！zenmezuodaode？”
赵凡气愤地问道。
“zanshenmeyemeiyouduinizuo，daoshini，weishenmehuichuxianzaizanyushufangdehuaxiangshang！”
shipinlimiandeweiyanlaotounuchidao。“zandehaosunerxiongyingbeinihedeshengbingle！nigaidanghezui！！”
御书房？
朱元璋？
好孙儿，朱雄英？
zhaofansuanshimingbaile，made，zheiqunpianzibudanyongbingdukongzhilezijideshouji……
haizhuangzuodaminghuangdizhuyuanzhang，laihehuziji？
去你大爷的吧！
谁信谁傻子！
zhaofanbuyoudijiuxiangqileqianbujiuderegeng——wo，qinshihuang，daqian！
哈哈哈！
zhaofandoubeiqixiaole，fanzhengyeshixianlaiwushi，neijiuwanwanbei！
taweiweixiaolexiao，likenaqishouji，duineishoujilidelaotoushenxiaodao：
“woshuo，choulaotou，nimenweilepianwoyezhenshishafeikuxina！”
“shenshangzheidaojuyetingbizhen，yizi，menbianshade，douhualebushaoqianba？”
“dangemenshihuagaosuni，zankeshixiazaiguofanzhaappchenxinxuexiguoderen，genbenbuxinnizheiyitao！”
“nijintiansuanshitidaotiebanle，genwozheierzhuangzhuyuanzhang，gemenrangnixuebenwugui！”
zhaofandelianshang，xiemanlexixue。
xiangtongzheiyiqiezhihou，tabujinbushengqile，fanerhaijuedeyouyisileqilai。
哥不装了，摊牌了！
yibanianjilehaichulaigaopianshu，jintianfeidejiniqichugehaodailai！
……
大明王朝，应天府。
zhuyuanzhangleitingdanu，tayibazhanghenhenpaizaileshuanzhishang。
“nizheigegouzaizi，zhenshihaodadedanzi！jingranganmazan！”
“zanjiniyikezhongdeshijian，mashangcongzheihuaxiangzhongjizangunchulai！fouzezanxianzaijiubanisisuishaodiao！”
tazhizhehuaxiang，dashengnuma。
shenshangdelongpao，susudoudong，yanranyijingshihuomaosanzhang！
zheiweicaomangchusheng，kaijuyigewan，daxiayigeguodechuanqihuangdi，haojiudoumeiyouxiangjintianzheibanshengqiguole！
liangtianqian，yushufangzhengduizheshuandeyifuhua，hurandongleqilai。
wangrideshuimotu，beiyizhangshuaiqiderenlianjitidai，shenzhihuidong！
zheifuyixiang，likejingdonglezhuyuanzhang。
daleyibeizitianxia，tanalijianguozheizhongchangjing，dangjibianyiweishishenmingjiangshi。
lianmanghuanlaitaizizhubiao，yijihuangzhangsunzhuxiongyingyiqicanbai。
kesheicengxiang，tazuitengaidesunerzhuxiongyingjihedewawadaku，huiquzhihou，jiuyibingbuqile。
wanwanmeixiangdao，zheiweihuruqilaideshenming，budanmeiyoujitamenzhujiadetianxiadailaiyidingdiandexiangrui，fanerxianxiebazuitengaidesunerjihesi！
fennubuyidezhuyuanzhang，yebuguanshenmeshenmingbushenmingdele。
zhijiejiumuyufenxiang，ranhoulaidaoyushufang，chaozhehuamianzhongneizhangshuaiqibirendemianpangdahouleqilai。
meixiangdao，zheiyihou，jingranchuxianleqixiao！
zheizhangshuaiqidemianpang，jingrandongleqilai，erqiehaishuohuale！
zhuyuanzhanggengjiarending，zheigenbenjiubushishenmeshenmingjiangshi，ershiluanchenzeizizaidaoluan！
yituduitamenzhujiabugui！
shenzhishihaisiweilaidehuangzhangsun！
cike，tingzhehuaxiangzhongneirenshuozheyikouzijiyagenjiutingbudongdehua，zhuyuanzhangshigengjiadeshengqi。
zheigouridedongxi，jingranjiaozijichoulaotou！
还说自己是骗子！
让自己血本无归？
zheizhijiebatajiqidebuqing！
“hahaha，laotouzi，nixiaoxiaohuo，wanyiqijinyiyuanjiubuhaole。”
zhaofanyimiandiaokan，yibianheiheibuzhi。
hahaha，kanzheilaopianzi，beizijiqidepofangleba！
zheichoulaotoushengqideyangzi，haizhenshiyoudiankeaini。
yaoshizainengtianbahuo，neizijiwanghoudekuaileyuanquanbujiuyoulema？
扮演朱元璋是吧？
看我怎么拆你的台！
bijingzijiduiyudamingzhishihaishihenshuzhide，kaodaoyigelaopianzibuchengwenti！
“咳咳……”
zhaofanqingleqingsangzi，yibenzhengjingdikaikoudao：“choulaotou，nishuonishidaminghuangdizhuyuanzhangshiba？”
“hao，woxianzaiwennijigewenti！”
“niyaoshinengdashanglai，wojiuxiangxinnideshenfen，ranhoujinidadianqian！”
zhaofanyibianshuozhehua，yibiandakailebeiyongshouji。
开启了录像模式。
zheigelaopianzi，shizhenyouyisia。
ruguobazheiyiqieluxialaifadaowangluoshang，shuobudingnenghuo！
“ni……haodadedanzi！”
zhuyuanzhangbeiqiyaoyaqiechi！
zhaotawangchangdechoupiqi，sheiganzheiyanggentashuohua，taquanzuzaojiuyijingbeishaderentougungun，xueliuchenghele！
但今天不一样。
pianpianzheigeluanchenzeizi，zaihuaxianglimian，genbennatahaowubanfa。
wanyishengqidibazheigehuaxiangjisisuile，shaodiaole，neizheijiananzidexiansuojiuchediduanle，zheijianshiqingdeshizuoyongzheyejiuzhuabudaole！
xiaozei，qierangnifangsiyike！
dengzanzhuadaoni，bidingzhunijiuzu！
xiangdaozheili，zhuyuanzhangbianyaoyaqiechidichongzhehuaxiangshuodao：“xing！neiniwen，zanyaoshihuidabushanglai，zanjiubushidaminghuangdizhuyuanzhang！”
bujiushizhengmingyixiazandeshenfen！！
这有何难！?
“keyi，youdianzibaqi，neiwojiuwenlea！”
zhaofanxinzhongfaxiao，yibianwenchulezijizaojiuyijingxianghaodewenti——
“laotoua，tingnigangcaitidaolezhuxiongying？”
“neihao，jirannishuozhuxiongyingshinidesuner，neiwoxianzaijiuwenni！”
“zhuxiongyingdeshengmu，shishei！？”