第三章 狗蛋儿啊,赏你根萝卜吃

“gaogaozaishangdesulaoyezi,rujinjuranzaiyigexiaoyatoumianqianzichengzijishigoudaner?”

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啪!

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“爸~”

“跪下!!”

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kepianpianlaofuqinjingyiliandemanzuheyuyue???

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keyihuangyan,yiranbangeshenzidouruletule。

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甚至猪都比不过他!

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“爸,你这是~”

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“老爷!”

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bianchihaibianjiaojidihanzhe:

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………………

墨家庄园里。

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“jinjinshiyikeguozieryi,weiheyouzheimedaxiaoguo?”

“shaoye,ninyaodedongxidaole。”

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kanzhewenjianshangdewenzimiaoshuyijishipin,motianxingmeitouzhoudegengjinle。

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