第5章
“热豆腐喔！！！”
“youreyounendexiangyumi，reyumisuier！”
“turouturou，xianlanliewuxiangturou，meijin10kuai！meijin10kuai！”
chulexiaotanfan，haiyoumaipaomian，huotuichangdexiaomaibu。zhouweijigexiaofanhanleile，tingxialailaokebaoyuan。
“qianjitianlvyoutuanderenduo，jintiandaoshimeirenle。”
“yaobude，douxiashanle。”
“yebushi，shandingjigenongjialeshengyihaodebudele，tingshuoshaodaxidezhangshaotaolaoshifubeiqingqule，neiyoukeahualahualaquanquchidaguofan。”
youkedouzaishandingzhuxia，banshanyaozhiyoulinglingxingxingdesankejinshan，haiyouchenglilvyou，zhuanmentiaoshanlupashanduanlian。
kaixiaomaibudelaobansaoletanghaoyiyan，xinliyihandiyaoyaotou。
zheixiaohuozi，yikanjiushixinlaide。
diandongsanluncheyunzheimezhongdeshebei，haiyoudapaidangzhuanmenyongdeguan，hezaoguo，zheishiyaokaizaoa。
maihefanhaiqiongjiangjiu，xiangyaoxianzuorechao？
shandingdoushangbuqu，sheilaimai？
zaochundetianqiweihan，ruguotanghaodalaoyuanjinshanyundeshizuohaodehefan，hefanyiluguolaikendingyijingliangle。
taxiangyaoxianchao，neizoupanshandaoyidingdaobuleshanding，zhinengzaibanshanyaobaitan。
kaixiaomaibudelaobanxinlipansuan，gujizheixiaohuozibudao2xiaoshi，faxianmeishengyi，jiuhuilikaile。
he，zheiyangdemaoshixinshou，tajiandaodeduolequle。
tanghaojianshandaoyoukeshao，yebuzheji。
tamantiaosilidakaihonglanxiangjiandeshepidai，taochuyidaitudou，kaishixuepi。
tayongputongpiandao，batudouxuepi。
xiaoxiaodepiandaozhuanquanbatudoupixuexialai，xingyunliushuibandezhuanquanxuepi，daoqidaoluo，quanshigongfu。
kuaisuxuanzhuanzhedangxialaidetudoupi，pimeiduan，bodebuxing，rutongyijianjiyouxiyinlideyishupin。
zhouweixiaochidianlaoban，hexiaomaibulaobankanshayan。
tamenyihuodikankantudoupi，youkankanshenqingbolanbujingdenianqingren，haoxiangtachulidebushitudoupi，ershiyijianjiweiputongdejiandanrichang。
“我去！”
“我敲？”
“tudoupihainengzheiyangxue？”
tamenyinxiangli，tudoupihennanbo，zhiyouzhushuletudoucainengyicengcengbapiboxialai，youtangshou，hairongyibolan。
yeyoushengshiderenhuiyongxuepidaozhijiehuala，danhuaxialaidetudoupibubo，henhou，erqieqilingbaluo。
tamenhaishidiyicikanjianyourenhuiyongpiandao，zhuanzhequanbatudouxuepi，haixuedeyouboyoukuai。
banshanyaodexiaochidianlaoban，biyoukeshuliangduo。
shijidaomuguangdoujujizaitanghaoshoushang，haoqididingzhetashoulidepiandaodongzuo。
tanghaocongrongziru，jixuqietudou。
“kakaka”zhenbandaoluoyoukuaiyouyoujiezou。
tadaoqidaoluo，ganjingliluo。guangshitingjunyunkuaisudejiezou，jiushiyizhongxiangshou。xiangshigudianganjiqiangdejingge，rangrenshentidourenbuzhugenzheyaobai。
jixidetudousi，qiedeyouhaoyoujunyun。daoluogengshikuaichucanying。
zhouweixiaochidianlaobanmenfenfendaochouyikoulengqi，dengdayan。
nalishiqiecaia，jiuhezajiyiyang。
好看，真好看。
tamendiyicifaxian，xinshangbierenqiegetudou，douneimeyouyisi。
tanghaoxuandaogong，bushaorenyongshenshimuguangdaliangta，daoshiyaokankantanengzuochushenmehaocai。tamenkanjiantanghaoxianshudedaogonghou，kanhaoxideniantoubeiqiasile。
zheidaogong，laoshouyirena！
linglingxingxingdesankejinshan，tamenfaxianyigeqitedexianxiang。
zaibanshanyaodexiaochitanxiuxiqu，juranmeiyoutanfanmaixiaochi，suoyoutanfandouzhigougoudidingzhuyigejiaoluo。jiangjiaoluotuantuanweizhu。
nimenkanshenmeneimezhuanzhu？
生意都不做了吗？
rendouyouhaoqixin，jigesankepashanjianfeiduanlian，yihuodikankanjiaoluodetanwei。
tanghaobatudousizhuoshuiguoliang，qieleqingjiao，dengguoshaorehou，daoyou，fangrusuanmolajiaoqiangguo。
qiangguobaoxiangdesuanmo，xiangweilikejiupumianerlai，chiyisheng，feichangdutedeweidao。
baoxiangdesuanmolajiaoxiangwei“zila”yixiajiuquanchulaile。
kaixiaomaibudezhanglaobanrenbuzhuyanleyanhou。
这味儿，正！
tanghaowangguolijiarutudousi，kaidahuokuaisufanchao，chaozhitudousiduansheng。
tajiarushiliangyan、shengchou、jijinghebaicudiaowei，kuaisufanchaojunyun，shitudousichongfenxishoudiaoweiliaodeweidao。
zuihoujiaruqingjiaosi，jixukuaisufanchaozhiqingjiaoduansheng，fanchaochuguo。
yidaguomeiweideqingjiaotudousisezejingliangyourun，sexiangweijuquan。
tanghaoyouxieele。tadaqingzaochucaishichang，youshishangshanyoushimanghu，lvxianshuaikaibangzishichi。
tadakaishepidai，nachuyihechaihuoguoba。
zaochentazhuhaofan，jiangtiekaozaiguodideguobaboxialai，tedidaizailushangyimianlangfei。xianzai，ganghaoyongguobabaoqingjiaotudousi。
tabaqingjiaotudousiyongkuaizijiazhe，fangzaixiangpenpendechaihuoguobashang，puhaozaibaguobazhedieqilai。
yikouxiaqu，xiangcuinongyudeguoba，peishangqingjiaotudousiweila，kougancuishuang，weidaoxianmei，weileidoubaokai。
“嗯，香！”
kaixiaomaibudezhanglaobandengdayan，zhigougoudingzhekan，qideyanjingdoudengdale。
zenmehaiyourenmaihefanxianzijichishangde？
chidehaishimifandelinghun，zuihaodeneipianguoba？
jintianlvyou，sankebuduo，tamenyoudouzhuanmentiaoshanlupashanduanlian，suoyihaimeiyourenguanglinxiaomaibu。
zhanglaobanyizhenggeshangwuhaimeikaizhang，yifenqiandoumeizhuan。
danxianzai，takanzhetanghaoyidakoujiaozhemandangdangdeqingjiaotudousi，zaipeishangxiangcuideguoba，tazhinengzhanzaipangbianyanbabakanzhe，chandeshetoudounengtunxia。
zhanglaobanhenxianmu，coushanglaizhizhiwuwu。
“xiaoxiongdi，nizheihefanzenmemai？”
“48块钱一份。”
“48kuai？！nixiangpengcia？”
tianjiaqingjiaotudousihefan！yifen48kuai？
zuolvyoujingdianshengyidelaobandouzhidao，shanxiayipingshui2kuaiqian，shangshanzhishaodefan5bei，mai10kuaiqianyishang。
这是景区的规矩。
shuikaojiaofuyunshangshan，jiaofuchengbendeyaoqian，jingquderendoushicunlizijiaqinqi，yedezhuanyibi。suoyijiageshuizhangchuangao。
shanxiayihe8kuaiqiandeqingjiaotudousihefan，beitanghaozaishanshangmaidao48kuai。jiulianjianshangtingle，doudahujianshang。
kaixiaomaibudezhanglaobanhenhenzaidishangtuolekou。
“pei！zheimegui，jinergedengzhepaokongba！baiganhuo！”
tanghaoyebuzheji，xiaodao：“lvyoutuanshangshan，renjiuduole。”
“pei！lvyoutuanzoushanlu，yebuzouzheitiaodaoa。zheitiaodaoquanshijietishangshan，shizhuanmenduanliandelvyoupadeshanlu。”
“zaishuole，shandingdenongjiale，taolaoshifuzhangshao。youkebuqutaolaoneichidaguofan，haizhuanmenlainizheichihefan？”
“jintian，nipashiyaomeishengyilou。”
周围人哄堂大笑。
tamendoushitongxing，benlaijintianjiumeishenmeshengyi。
tamendoumeishengyi，zhuanbudaoqian，hainengkanzhetanghaozhuanqian？
ruguotanghaozhendezhuandaoqianle，tamenxinlineigejiaobitamenkuiqian，gengnanshou！
lianggelvyoumoyangderenyilushangshan。
waijingzhipianchenguwenzhuzhedengshanzhang，leideshiqichuanyuyu。
hetatongxingdexingchengguwentongyangdahanlinli，henhenmengguanyikoukuangquanshui。
“shenmeshantoua，zaneimegao。renhaiyuelaiyueduo？”
banshanyaoweilongderenqunhenduo，waijingzhipiandechenguwenhaoqidiyeweilongguoqukan。
“neimeduoren？nanbuchengshizaipaiduilingjidan？”