第2章 狗男女

“砰!”

wuzidedamen,huranbeizhongzhongchuaikai!

yuanbenhaitangzaichuyunfeihuailisajiaodelinjiaojiao,dunshibeihedemiansejubian!

“啊!”

linjiaojiaojingjiaoleyisheng,likezuanjinlebeizilimian,guozhulezijideshenzi。

chuyunfeiyeshenseyizheng,jihouhoudetaoshangleyijianwaitao,kanxiangmenkou。

dangkandaozhanzaimenkouderen,jingranshichenyudeshihou,chuyunfeilikezhendingxialai,lianshangfuxianchuyisibinglengchaofengdeweixiao。

“yo,wodangshisheini,zheibushiwomenbinhaiyiyuandexiaoshixisheng,chenyuma?”

“陈羽……”

linjiaojiaomiansedajing,xiayishidebianzhezhulezijidelian。

nazhidaochuyunfeiqueyibazhuazhuletadeshoubei,qiangpotakanzhechenyu,jixiaodao:“duoshenmeduoa,zheixiaozijiushiyigefeiwu,nihaizhenyiweitaganduiwomenzuoshenme?”

chenyunubukee,sisidingzhelinjiaojiao,nudao:“linjiaojiao,nizhenshibuyaolian!”

“wozhenxinshiyiduidaini,niquezheimeduiwo,nizheige**!”

chenyunuhuozhongshao,shenmedougubushangle,zhizhelinjiaojiaojiushipokoudamaleqilai!

“wobuyaolian?woshi**?”

linjiaojiaoyuanbenhaiyouxieneijiu,keshitingdaochenyurumazijideshihou,dunshinaoxiuchengnuqilai!

taehenhendingzhechenyu,lengbingbingdehechidao:“wojiushixialeyancaihuihenizheigefeiwuzaiyiqi!”

“wohenizaiyiqisannianleba,zheisanniannisongjiwodeliwu,haimeiyouyunfeibangeyuesongjiwodedongxigui!”

“haoburongyijilewoershiwandecaili,jingranhaixiangzheyaohuiqu,nihaiyaobuyaoliannani?”

“haiyouzheigepoxianglian,wozaojiubuxiangyaole!”

linjiaojiaoyibajiangbozishangdeyuzhuizhuailexialai,diuzailechenyudelianshang,nushengshuodao:“haishuoshenmegoupidechuanjiabao,jianzhibugoudiurenxianyandele!”

“gun,daizhenidechuanjiabaolikegunyuanyidianer,yihouzaiyebiechuxianzaiwodemianqian!”

chenyudexin,shunjianliangleyidajie。

zhijuedeyanqiandelinjiaojiao,shizaishimosheng,nalixiangshihezijizaiyiqisanniandenvpengyou,jianzhijiushizijidechoudi!

“yezhongjiushiyezhong,yidianersuzhihejiaoyangdoumeiyou!”

chuyunfeinuheyisheng,huayinweiluo,chenyubianqideyiquanzhongzhongdechuizailechuyunfeidelianshang!

“wotemedefeileni!”

“砰!”

chenyuyiquanbianzhongzhongdedazailechuyunfeidelianshang!

chuyunfeikoubibiaoxue,shenziyeyinweizhanlibuwen,liangqiangzhechaozhehoumiandaotuiguoqulehaojibu。

tayanshenbaonu,zuanjinquantoujiuchongxiangchenyu!

“tamade,nitemedegandawo,laozitemedezhengsini!”

chuyunfeizhangderengaomada,pingriliyemeishaoququanjiguanduanlian,suoyichenyugenbenjiubushitadeduishou。

“砰砰砰!”

zhitingdeyizhenquantoujidazairoutishenshangdeshengyin,henkuai,chenyujiubeidadetangzaidishang,koubibiaoxue,kanqilaicanburendu。

“temede,haixianggenlaozizuodui,sheitemedejinideyongqi?”

chuyunfeilengbingbingdesaoshileyiyandishangtangzhedechenyu,jinjiezhelengshengkaikou,buyuedehechizheshuodao:“zairangwokandaoni,goutuidoujinidazhe!”

chuyunfeishuozhe,yijiaozhongzhongdecaizailechenyudexiongkou!

“唔!”

zhitingde‘kaca’yishengcuixiang,chenyudeleigu,doushunjianbeicaiduanlesangen!

tengdetadaochouleyikoulengqi,zaiyerenshoubuzhu,yunleguoqu!

“zou,zanmenhuangedifangzuo,yujianzheixiaozihaizhenshihuiqi!”

chuyunfeiyijiaojiangchenyutidaoleyipang,daizhelinjiaojiaobianzhuanshenlikaile。

keshisheidoumeiyoufaxiandeshi,chenyujinranzaiyuzhuishangdexueji,jingranmanmandebeiyuzhuijixishouganjingle!

yucitongshi,hunmizhizhongdechenyu,huranjianfaxian,zijizhanzaiyipianxuwuzhizhong!

mianqianyiweifaxubinbaidelaozhe,zhoushenshanshuozhedandanguangmang,muguangpingjingdekanxiangta。

“你是……”

chenyuyilianmengbi,daidaidekanzhemianqiandelaozhe,wendao。

“wunaichenjiaxianzuchenbuhui,ciyuzhuilicunyouwoyilvshenhun,woyishengjiaoao,chizhafengyun,rujinwannianguoqu,quebuliaowochenjiahouren,jingranruciluopo。”

“jiniyoubenshihuanxingwo,wobianjiangwobishengjuexue,qingnangxiangshou!”

“jidechuancheng,bianshikelaojiweirenzhengzhi,qiebukezuojiminggoudaobukanzhishi,fouzeyishengbuxing!”

piankezhihou,laozhehuranshenchuyizhishou,shouzhongningjuhuanhuachuyituandanlansedeguangmang!

guangmangxunsuchongruzijideshentizhizhong,rangchenyujinghuyisheng,mantoudahandezuoleqilai。

tahuanghudekanleyiyanzhouwei,faxianzijiyijiuzaifangjianlimian,zhibuguorenquloukong,wuzilimianzhishengxiazijiyigerenle。

kexiayimiao,rangchenyuzhenjingdeshiqingfashengle。

zijibeicaiduanledeleigu,jingranyidianeryebutongle,erqieshenshangdeshanghenyequanbuxiaoshibujian,zhenggerenyebiandeyoujingshenduole!

这……

这是怎么回事儿?

jiuzaichenyuzhenjingdeshihou,tahuranzhijianganjuedao,zijidenaohaizhizhong,duolexuduobushuyuzijidezhishi!

xiuxingzhidao,wushujuexue,jianbiezhenbao,shenzhilianfengshuixuanshutadoudongle……

haiyouyixiegujidejiyi,shenme《hundunyixianjing》、《tiandifuzhoudafa》……

suoyishuo,gangcaifashengdeneiyiqie,genbenjiubushizuomeng,ershizhenqiefashengdeshiqing!

zijizhendejichenglezushangxianbeidechuancheng!

yejiushishuo,zijixianzaiyijingzuodaoleshangzhitianwen,xiazhidili,wusuobunenglema!

chenyujidongdegouqiang,ranerhaimeidenghuishenerdeshihou,shoujishangjiushoudaoleyitiaoruzhangduanxin。

“zhanghuming‘yelantian’,xiangninzhuanzhangsanshiwanyuanzheng。”

kandaoyelantianzheigemingzideshihou,chenyudeshensedunshiyizheng。

yelantianshibinhaishiyiyuandezhurenyishi,yeshitamenzheipishixishengdelingdao,shixidezheiduanshijianbiaoxiandehaohuai,shiyelantianpingpantamenquliudebiaozhun。

zheiduanshijian,yelantianyizhidouhenzhaoguziji,keshizheiqianshizenmehuishier……

xiayimiao,duanxuntishiyinzaicichuanlai。

“woshoushangzanshizhiyouzheimeduole,xiannaqujibomuyingji,shengxiadewoyehuitinixiangbanfa,biezheji。”

yezhurenshizenmezhidao,zijimuqinzhongbingdeshiqing……

nandaoshuo,zijidadianhuajieqiandeshihou,beitatingdaolema?

jiuzaichenyulengshenerdegongfu,fenyuanzhangbaiqiushengdedianhua,hurandalejinlai。

tayuqibinglengdehechizheshuodao:“chenyu!likegundaowobangongshilai!”