第1章
wojiaopeiyi，congqian，zhujiacunlimeirenhuanwodemingzi，ershixichengwowei“xiaoshenv”——
wojiazubeidoushikaisheroudiande。
danyiciyiwai，yeyeshishoubeizhengtuodeshemaolichanzhubozi，dangchangmeileqi。
jialirenfaxiandeshihou，yeyeshenranxingqideshexue，yanzhuziguchuyankuang，sibumingmu。
cunlirendoushuoshiwojiashashetaiduo，baoyinglaile。
liuyanfeiyutaiduo，sheroudiandeshengyishouleyingxiang，zhujiancandan。
danwodiebuxinxie，weilepochucunlirendeweiju，tahaiyaoqingrencanguanzijicengchubuqiongdebusheshouduan。
zhidaowoshiqisuishengchenqian，tazuzushizongbangeyue，zuihoubeicunlirenzaiquwanglincundeyigesenlinlizhaodao，shitiyijingfulanfachou。
dadandehaoxincunminjiangtadeshitiyunhui，gaosuworangwojieai，woxiankaigaizheshitidebaibu，jiukanjiantazhenggechengxianjiweiniuqudezitai，quanshendegutousihudouyijingzheduan。
woshenzhilaibujibeishang，jiubeiheyunleguoqu。
zaixinglai，quefaxianzijiyijingbuhuikaikoushuohuale。
cunlidechijiaoyishenglaiqiaoguo，wozheishideleyizheng，xiangzaikaikoupashiburongyi。
jiuerjiuzhi，“xiaoshenv”zheigexichengyezhujianbei“xiaoyaba”tidai。
yinweiwochushengjiumeileniang，yeyehediediequlezhihou，wozhinenghechishadenainaixiangyiweiming。
sheroudianziranyeguanlemen，weilehukou，wohenainaijingyingleyijiazhihuodian。
yuqishuoshizuoshengyi，qishidianlidabufenzhihuodoubeiwozijiyongle。
shiqisuishengchenguohou，wodezuoyaojiumomingzhuore，shenzhimaozheyiguyingyingdelvguang，beinainaizhuangjianyihou，tajiurangwoyongzuishangdengdexiangzhugongfengdianlidewumingpaiwei。
xiangzhuweidaobingbucibi，shenzhihaiyouxieanshendingqi，duiyubenlaishengyijiubutaihaodezhihuodianlaishuo，qishisuandeshangyibibuxiaodekaixiao。
wogongjingdejiangsanzhuxiangchazaixiangluzhong，kanzheyanqiandewumingpaiwei，buzhidaoshibushicuojue，yaojiandezhuoresihujianjianshushuanglejifen。
shiqisuishengchen......
sijici，woyaoleyaotou，zhunbeizheshoufenjianxinjindeyipihuaquan，zhihuodiandementuranbeiyijiaochuaikai。
wotaitou，zhijianlijiayibangrenqishixiongxiongdechuanglejinlai，weishoudeluosaihuliernudao，“yabashenv！laozigegebeinihaisile！”
womangbudiebaishouyaotou，jidelianshouyudoulaibujibi，lairendounazhenongjujiahuo，yihuozhiyugengduodeshihairan。
lierjianwoyifumangrandeyangzi，qingjinbaoqi，manliannuyi，“santianqian，wogelainijiamaizhihuo，jieguojintianzaoshangjiubaobile！quanshendoupazheheishe！zheibizhang，niyaozenmesuan！”
李大暴毙！
zheisigeziyouruqingtianpili，zazaiwoxinshang。
santianqian，lidaqianlaiweililaotaiyezangligoumaishangdengxianghuo，keshiwokucunbuduo，zhigouyonglaigongfengwumingpaiwei，nujidelidazhijiebuxiededuipaiweizuoleyikou，mamalieliedezoule。
woduizhexiao，taohaodeduilierjiyizhongrenzuozheshouyu，“neitianzhendemeiyoufashengshenme，woyebuzhidaolidagebaobideyuanyin，keyijingxialaihaohaoshuoma？”
lidasaoyanjingtonghong，kudao，“shenv！haisiniyeyenidie，dekuilaotianyeyouyanrangnikouya！niweishayaolaihaiwonanren！”
woyaotou，quebaikoumobian，zhinengyibianbiandezuozheshouyu，“shiqingzhendebushineiyangde......”
liergenbenbukanwodejieshi，nudao，“laozikanbudongnizheixieyanhualiaoluandeshouyu，yimingdiyiming，jintianlaozisongnishanglu！”
huabi，tashenhouqishixiongxiongdelishizurenzhunbeinajiahuoershangqian，muguangxiongedehuangruoyaojiangwoshousi。
“eee......”wojidexiangyaofasheng，queyezhinengfachuchishadeeesheng，cikenainaibuzai，meiyourenkeyijiuwo！
wolenghandadidadidediaoxialai，lierbububijin，yanjingtonghong。
“lierge......”
liershenhou，yijianzuihousaidenanzichelechetadeyijiao，xiaoshengdao，“sharenpashihuifanfaba？yisiyisixingle......”
wenyan，liermolemohoucaoya，zuoleyikou，nudao，“**biequ！jiwoza！”
huayingangluo，lijiarenfengyongershang，zadeza，caidecai，wozhinengsesuozaiyuandi，buganchusheng。
zhidao，lierchongshangqian，jiangwumingpaiweihenhenzadaodishang......
“玩什么鬼神！”
lierdeshengyinhuermohu，shengyinyuelaiyuexiao，lenghancongpifumaochu，yaojianzhuoretengtongdejihurangwohunjue。
xiayimiao，wozhijiediedaozaidishangchouchu。
yizhongxixirangrangderenbeilierhechizhu，ganggangqishixiongxiongdetacikequeyoujifenjieba，“wokemeidongzheigeyabaa，shitazijidaodide！”
“lierge，zankuaizouba！peinainailailekejiubuhaoshuole！”
yaojiandetengtongrangwoyouruguodianyibanchouchu，hanshuimohuleyanjing，xinzangtiaodongdehuanmandehuangruojijiangtingzhi......
wo......yaosilema？