neitianzaibanjiangdianlishang，woqinyanmuduzhangfuheguimitouzoulewodesheji。tamenzhanzaijuguangdengxiajieshouzhangsheng，erwoquezaiheianzhongjianqiposuideshoujihegengposuidexin。dannimenzhidaoma？hudiezaizhenzhengzhanchigaofeiqian，bixujinglipojiandesilie。jintiantamentouzouwode"diebianzhiyi"，mingtianwojiangrangzhenggeshishangjiejizhu，sheicaishizhenzhengdenvwang。
banjiangdianlidecuicandengguang，benyingshishuyuwodegaoguangshike。raner，wodeshijiequezaijuguangdengxiadeneiduinannv，yijishouzhongsuilieruzhuwangdeshoujipingmuzhong，shunjianbengta。zhoukai，wodezhangfu，shenzhejiancaihetidexizhuang，yingjunerxuwei；yexuan，wodeguimi，yixi“diebianzhiyi”lifu，xiaodehuazhiluanzhan，fangfoneipianmeilidechibang，zhendeyoutaqinshouxiucheng。taishangdezhicijiang，taixiadezhangshengleidong，erwo，xianggebeiyiqizaianxiangshenchudeyouhun，wushengwuxidijianqishoujisuipian，shitupincouqitongyangzhiliposuidexin。
shoujipingmudinggezaiyexuanfajiwodeyitiaoxinxishang：“qinaide，nishangcibushishuoshouwanbushufuma？wotiniqulingjiangla，biexiewoe！”peishangyigeqiaopidexiaolianbiaoqing。
讽刺。极度的讽刺。
woqiangyaxiaxiongqianglifangundesuanse，zhuanshenlikailexuanxiaodeyanhuiting。wodejiaobuchenzhong，meiyibudoutazaixueroumohudeshangkoushang。womeiyouhuijia，ershibennengdizouxiangle“fengshangsheji”——neigewohezhoukaiqinianqiangongtongchuangli，qingzhulewomensuoyouqingchun、mengxiangheaidegongsi。
tuikaishejibuxuyandemen，yigushuxidexiangshuiweipumianerlai，neishiyexuanguanyongde、tiannidefanideyuanweihuaxiang。cengjingshuyuwodekuanchanggongwei，rujinduimanletadewupin。jizhangzaimaerdaifupaishedezhaopian，qinmiwujiandibaifangzaizhuomian，zhoukailanzheyexuandeyao，liangrenxiaodefangsiersiyi。wodeshuangyanbeineicimudexingfucideshengteng，xiongkoufangfobeiwuxingdeshousilie，lianhuxidoubiandekunnan。
“xiajie？nizenmehaizaizheili？”yigeqieshengshengdeshengyindapolesiji。shixiaolin，wodailesanniandezhuli，yigeyanshenqingche、xinsidanchundenvhai。cike，tadelianshangxiemanlejinghuangheshouzuwucuo，yanshenxiangshoujingdexiaolu，duoshanzhewodezhishi。
“zhouzongshuoninyijingcizhile……nindedongxi，yezongjianshuoyao……”tadehuayuzaiwodemuguangxiabiandezhiliposui。
woheshangshouzhongdesuipian，shenxiyikouqi，rangshengyintingqilaijinkenengpingjing：“xiaolin，nikanzhewo。”
tazhongyutaitou，yanquanfahong，leishuizaiyankuanglidazhuan。
“neifenshejigao，‘diebianzhiyi’dezuizhonggao，shiniqinshoujiaojiyexuande，duima？”wodeshengyinchuqidepingjing，pingjingdaolianwozijidoujuedemosheng。
tadelianshunjiantunjinxuese，canbairuzhi。yanleizhongyujuedi，yanzhelianjiahualuo：“xiajie……wo……zhouzongshuo……neishigongsiliucheng……yezongjianshuo……shinitongyide……”
woxiaole，xiaodeyanleidouyaoliuchulaile。zheixiaoshengdaizhewujindehuangmiuyubeiliang。duowanmeidexianjinga——wozuixinrendezhuli，wozuiaidezhangfu，woshiweijiemeideyexuan。tamenlianshoubawotuijinzheiwanzhangshenyuan，liangenbaqiwozaicizhaxiadesuoyouzhiman。
“gaosuzhoukai，”woyongzhijianqingqingcadiaoyanjiaoxiaochudelei，yuqiqingdexiangyumao，queyoutouzhejizhidelengyi，“tahuihouhuide。”
zouchugongsidaloushi，tianseyijingwanquanheilexialai，yushuikaishihaowuyuzhaodiqingxie。binglengdeyudidazaiwodelianshang、shenshang，shunjianshitoulewodanbodelifu。womeiyoudasan，renyouneibinghancigudeyushuijintouwodefasi、wodepifu，shenzhichuantouwodegusui。zheitonggan，daoshihewodexinjingbumouerhe。
yiliangheisejiaocheqiaowushengxiditingzaiwomianqian，xiangyidaoanyinghuapoyumu。chechuanghuanhuanyaoxia，luchugaoshanlengjiaofenmingdecelian。tachuanzheyishenheisedexizhuang，shensechenzhe，muguangshensuierruili。
“xia**，shangcheba。”tadeshengyindichenercixing，daizheyizhongburongzhiyideliliang，yuzhouzaodehunluanxingchenglexianmingduibi。tameiyouwenwofashengleshenme，zhishiyongzuijiandanzhijiedefangshi，dichuleyigebifenggang。
womeiyouyouyu，lakaichemenzuolejinqu。cheneiwennuanganzao，yuchewaidekuangfengzhouyuxingchenglianggejieranbutongdeshijie。tadijiwoyitiaorouruandemaojinheyibeimaozhereqideqingcha，dongzuoziranertitie。wozheicaifaxianzijiyizhizaifadou，bushiyinweihanleng，ershicongguzilitouchudejuewanghefennu。
“wokanguo‘diebianzhiyi’dehuojiangzuopin，”gaoshanqidongchezi，shengyinpingjingdebudaiyisilianyi，fangfotazhishizaitaolunyibudianying，erbushiwobeitouzoudeqinianxinxue，“queshihenmei。tebieshichibangshangneizhongteshudejianbiansecai，henxiangnisannianqianzaibalishalongshangzhanshiguodeshoufa。”
wodexinmengdiyizhan，mengditaitoukanxiangta。tadejiyilijingranrucijingren，erqie，takanchuanleyexuandehuangyan。balishalongshangdeshoufa，shiwoduchuangde“liuguangyicai”jianbianjishu，tagenbenwufafuzhiqijingsui。
“nijide？”wodeshengyindaizhenanyizhixindeshaya。
tatouguohoushijingkanleyiyanwodeyanjing，zuijiaobuyichajuediweiweishangyang：“tiancaideshejizongshilingrennanwang。”tasuijishouhuimuguang，zhuanzhuyuqianfanglukuang，“danwomenxianzaixuyaozhengju。niyouyuanshishejigaoma？”
“douzaigongsidiannaoli，xianzaikendingbeishanchule。”wokusedishuo，naohaizhongfuxianchuxiaolinneizhangjinghuangshicuodelian。
“beifenni？shougao？renhenengzhengmingchuangzuoguochengdedongxi？”gaoshandeshengyinyiranchenwen，daizheyizhongyindaoxingdeliliang。
wobishangyanjing，nulizaifennuheshangtongdenizhaozhongzhengzha，souxunzheneixiebeiqingxuyangaidejiyi。turan，yigexijiexiangyidaoshandianbanhuaguonaohai，dianliangleheian。
“you！”womengdizhengkaiyanjing，zhuazhutadeshoubei，shengyinyebiandeyouxiejidong，“you！wozaichuangzuo‘diebianzhiyi’shi，zhengzaizhiliaoshouwandejiushang。suoyoushougaodoushiyongtezhidezhijiagudinghuabiwanchengde，bichuyoudutededoudonghenji，putongrengenbenwufamofang！erqie……”
gaoshandeyanshenbiandegengjiazhuanzhu，fangfonenggouchuantouwodeneixin。tameiyoucuicu，zhishijingjingdidengdai。
“erqie，wozaichibangdewenlili，zanglewomenjiehunjinianridemosimima。zheishiwohezhoukaizhijiancaidongdemimi，tagenbenbuzhidaozheigexijie，zhiyouwocengjingzaisixialijiaoguotaruhejiedu。”woyikouqishuowan，faxianzijiwozhegaoshanshoubeideshou，buzhiheshiyijingbiandebingliang。
gaoshandezuijiaozhongyuweiweishangyang，zheiyici，neimoxiaoyidaizheyisiwanwei，youhanzheyigudongxiyiqiedezixin。tademuguangzaiwoshishendelianshangtingliuleyishun，neiyanshenshensuiderangrenkanbutou。
“mosimima……zheikezhenshigezhimingdexijie。kanlai，xia**，nibiwoxiangxiangdeyaogengyouqu。”tashouhuimuguang，shengyinlidaishangleyisibuyichajuedediaokan，“fangxin，mingtianyizao，womenjiukaishishoujizhengju。zheichangzhang，haimeishu。”
tasongwohuidaoneigeyijingbunengchengzhiwei“jia”degongyu。tuikaimen，ketinglijingqiaoqiaodifangzhelianggeyinzhewomingzidexinglixiang。tamenbeisuiyididuifangzaixuanguanchu，anshizhecididezhurenyijingpobujidaidijiangwosaodichumen。
zhoukaicongwoshilizouchulai，shenshanghaichuanzhexiuxiandejiajufu，lianshangdaizheyisixuweidepibeiheqianyi，fangfotacaishishouhaizhe。
“xiaoning，jirannidouzhidaole……nixianbanchuquzhuyiduanshijianba。”tayuqishengying，bikailewodemuguang，“lvshihuilianxinitanlihunshiyi。”
wokanzheta，zheigewocengshenaiqiniandenanren，zheigewoweiletafangqilebalishenzaojihui，ganyuanhuiguobaishouqijiadenanren。cike，tamoshengderangrenxinhan，tayandichulesuanji，zaiwuyisiqingyi。
“zhoukai，”wodeshengyinhenqing，xiangyipianyumao，queyoudaizhezuyigelieyiqiedefengli，“nihaijidewomenchuangban‘fengshangsheji’shi，nishuoguoshenmema？”
tazhoumei，xiandeyouxiebunaifan：“xianzaishuozheixiemeiyiyi。”
“nishuo，womenyaorangshijiekandaozuizhenshidemei。”wozoudaoxinglixiangqian，lakaileqizhongyigedelalian，limianhuluansaizhejijianwodejiuyifu，shenzhihaiyouyijianyijingzangledeshuiyi。cengjing，tahuidunxialaixixindiweiwodiehaomeiyijianyiwu。errujin……“jiuxiangxianzai，nizhenshideyangzi，queshihen‘mei’。”woheshangxinglixiang，yuqilidechaofengyibuzaiyanshi。
talianseyibian，yanzhongshanguoyisinaonu：“nishenmeyisi？”
womeiyouhuida，zhishilaqixinglixiangdelagan。zheibenbugaishiwode，wobuxuyaozheixiedaizhetamensuanjidelianjiayiwu。
“zheixielaji，liujinimenba。”wozhizoujinshufang，congbitongliquzouleneizhipeibanwoshiniandedingzhihuitubi。tashiwodezhanyou，shiwodeqingren，jianzhenglewosuoyoudelingganyuhanshui。wojinwozheta，touyebuhuidilikaileneigebinglengdegongyu。
yu，yijingtingle。yekongzhongyoujikexingxingtebieliang，xiangshiwodeyanjing，zaiheianzhongranshaozhebuqudehuoguang。gaoshanhaizailouxiadengwo，takaozaichebian，shoujipingmudeguangyingzaitalengjiaofenmingdecelianshang，xiandeyouxieguqing。
“xuyaowosongniqujiudianma？”tataiqitou，shengyindaizheyiguandechenwen，yeduolejifenxunwen。
“bu，”woyaotou，wangzhechengshilingyiduandemougefangxiang，neilideguangmangbingbusuancuican，danqueshiwocengjingdeqidian，“songwoqugongzuoshi。”
talvexianjingya，danhenkuaihuifulepingjing，muguangsaoguowoshouzhongjinwodehuitubi，zuijiaogouqiyimowanweidehudu：“nihaiyougongzuoshi？”
“cengjingyou。”woyingshangtadeshixian，yanzhongdepibeijianjianbeijiandingqudai，“xianzai，shishihouzhongxinkaishile。”
zaineigebeiyiwangdedixiashili，wojiangkaiqizhenzhengdediebian。