油腻？
怎么可能？
非要讨论这个词，
tadageluochenbazongyanlunbushigengyou？
凭什么单说我一个？
luomingnanderenzhensikaojimiao，younandezhengjingjifen，“nizaichashuijianshuowodagehuaihua，jiubupawoqugaofani？”
chenbeizhazhayan，“pa，padeyaosi，danwoshuowopa，nijiunengbuquma？”
“qiuwo，”luomingtiaoletiaomei，“shuobuding......”
“求你。”
“......”
chenbeidebiaoqingjiqirenzhen，quebeiluomingkanchule‘wosizhubupatangninaiwohe’dediaodiao。
lengshenzhiji，chenbeiyijingnaqibaowenbeisongdaozuibian，“buhaoyisiluoershao，wodehuigongweile，buranluozongyougaielongpaoxiao。”
meidengluomingshuohua，chenbeibianzhangtuijiaocuodiyutacajianerguo，
luominghouzhihoujuedigouqizuijiao，“shitanhuaweima？”
真少见。
————
zhibodangtian，paishezuzaozaojinruluojiabieshu。
gongzuorenyuanjiangdailaidejishigejiankongqi，buzhizaisuoyounenggoupaishedejiaodu。
shoufazhuanyeeryinmi，jueduihuibahaomenshenghuoshiwujuxidizhanxianzaipingmuqian。
zhibojianlidewangyoumenbuxianshida，
【weishengjianzenmebuanzhuang？wohaixiangkanluozongbianmishenmebiaoqingni？！】
【jushuoluojiayoudixiaxiaoheiwu，zhuanmenguanbutinghuadeomega，daoyanbuquzhaoyizhaoma？】
【emo，haimeizhengshikaipai，yijingxingfenqilailezhongmeban？youmeiyouqiangzhiaideqiaoduan？】
zheishi，chenbeilinzhexinglixiangzoujinbieshu，
shexiangshixiayishijiangjingtouzhuanguoqu，taqiaqiaojiangheikuangyanjingzhaidiao，
danmutingzhiyishun，xiayimiaodandegenghuan，
【wojiushuoba，youabiyouo！yikanzheishencaimoyang，jiushidingjijiashide！】
【dengdeng，zheirenworenshi，bushiluozongdetezhu？tayecanjiazongyizhibo？】
【genluojiajigefengpibiqilai，tezhuxiandeyouxierouruowuzhuwa，xixihuibuhuibeiroulin？】
“chentezhu，”wuguanjiayingshangqu，“luozongzaishufangdengni，tarangnisanfenzhongzhineibixu......”
chentezhujiangjingkuangzhongxindaihao，“sibusiata？”
wotemejiusuanzhangchibangyefeibuguoquhaoma？
清冷嗓音刚落，
wuguanjiahedanmutongshiyileng。
有人率先反应，
【gangcairouruowuzhudexingrongci，woxianzaikeyishouhuima？】
【zheigetezhukeyia，zheizhongyaosibuhuodezhuaigangoujing！】
【sanfenzhongzhinei，chuanjiwotaquanbuziliao！】
【......】
dengchenbeizoujinbieshuketingshi，canjiapaishedejiweishaoyeyijingjiuwei。
yuanzhuli，tamensuirantaicileitong，danshishuaidegengyoufengge。
shexiangshijiangjingtouzhuanguoqu，zhijielailegetexie——
laodaluochen，badaopianzhi，zhangleyizhanglengjiaofenmingdelian，changnianhunjishengyichangshouwanleiting，hunshensafazheshengrenwujinwoshihuodiedeqixi，jingchangyaoqiushuxiaquanjiapeizang。
laosanluoyu，fuheiyinzhi，wuguanhendanqueyouzhongshuobuchudehenjinger，xiazhangdanfengyanyinnizaijinsijingkuangzhedanglesuanji，haiwaiyewutuozhanzuodefengshengshuiqi，haochenglangjielingtouren。
laosiluochenghai，siwenqingleng，suiranguowaifashuohaimeibiye，danyizugouchengshuwenzhong，nongyanxidemeiyanzhaobuchuyisishushengmoyang，dailingtuanduidayingdejinrongguansishudaoshouruan。
chenbeishishixianyiyisaoguoqu，momobiaozhuwan，biantaochushoulidemingdan，gongshigongbandiwen，“neige......yourenchidao？”
“caijigexiaoshibujian，chentezhujiuxiangwole？”
diaoerlangdangdeshengyinconghoufangchuanlai。
chentezhuhuitou，guoranqiaojianluomingneizhangmeidexiangyaoniedelian。
anzhaozheigeshijiedesheding，alphatongchangzhangxianggengweidaqi，shencaigengjiaqiangzhuang，zhanzulexiantianyoushi，bijingtamenyaozhangkongzheigeshehui，suishifangzhibetaheomegabaodong。
danluomingxianranshilingleideyige，
wuguanbidingjiomegahaijingdiaoyuzhuo，zuijiaogouqiruoyousiwudeyonglanhudu，rangtakanqilaixieqishizu，shenliangdaoshigaotiaojianshuo，kuanjianzhaiyaode，yiqiaojiuhenhao......
badaopianzhi、fuheiyinzhi、siwenbailei，xiemeikuangjuan。
he，zheijigezhananyuansu，
suanshibeiyuanzuozhewanmingbaile。
“woxiang......”chentezhulianhuishixian，mianwubiaoqingdinachubilai，zhijiezaibenzishangshuxie，“jinikoufen。”
“manfenyibai，chidaoyicikoushifen，meitianjixiaokaohe，fenshuzuidide，fuzeqingjiebieshusuoyoumatong。”
luomingbiaoqingningzhi，dunledunwen，“shanglaijiukoufen，bujigejieshijihui？”
chentezhu，“jihuiyibanliujisaohuabuduoderen。”
“哈。”
sanfenzhongqiancongshufangchulaizuojinshafalideluochenxiaochusheng。
kanlaichentezhubingbushizhiduiyigerenfafeng。
这我就放心了。
【xiaosi，chentezhushilaizhengdunzongyidema？gangkaibojiulaigexiamawei？】
【shaoyemendouhaoshuaia，tazhendeshede？】
【weishenmewojuedechentezhuzhijiezhuaijinlewoxinli？】
【woyewoye！yongqingqinglenglengdeyangzi，shuozhexiongxionghenhendexunhua，wozhendehaoai！】
jiankongqihoumiandedaoyan，haizaigenzhuliyanjiujiaoben，jieguopangbianyourentixing，
“mengdao，paimingyoushengle！”
“zheicaikaibobudaobanxiaoshi，yijingshuaxinhaojigejilu！”
mengdaobuyiweiyi，“zhengchang，guangshiquanyuansjialphajiuzhuanzuxuetoule。”
“dengzheba，zaibochuyiduanshijian，《shaoyemen》jianghuichengweiwufachaoyuande......”
“mengdao！”zhuliyuqikuazhangdidaduanta，“xianzaisuoyoudehuatidiandouzaichentezhushang，shexiangshiwenwomenyongbuyongjiajingtou？！”
“chentezhu？”mengdaohuyidizhuanguolai，“nishuoneigedaiheikuangyanjingdeomega？buzhiyuba？”
tashixianluozaijiankongqishang，zhuzhenfenximuqianzhuangkuang。
bingweijuedeyoushenmeyichang，puputongtongdagongreneryi。
“haishianzhaoyuanjihualaiba，”mengdaoshouhuishixian，“xianpaishaoyemenderichang，ranhouanpaidingjiomegaruchang，zengjiamaodundian，zuihaonengyouganqingxi。”
mengdaodasuanzhongxinyanjiujiaoben，kejiankongqilichuanlaideshengyin，querangtamianluchayi，budebuzaicishixianzhuanhui——
luochenjidongqishen：“chentezhu，nishichilexiongxinbaozidan？juranganminglingwo？”
luoyuzhouqimeitou：“chentezhu，wokemeiyounaixinpeiniwanzheizhongruozhiyouxi！”
luochenghaibunaifan：“chentezhu，daihuiyouxianshanganqingyuanzhuohui，nizuihaobuyaodaraowo。”
luomingzuijiaoqiaoqihudu，zhengyaoshuohua，
“biexiao，bizui，”chenbeilengyanpieguoqu，ranhouzhuanxiangqitaren，“wozhixiangshuoyiju，”
“zhuangduzidexianzaijiukeyigunle。”