第1章
终南山半山腰。
一个简易的农房。
lin**fuzhenaodaihunhunchenchendezuoleqilai，kanleyantianse：“jintianzenmeshuidaobanshangle？zuotianwanshangfashengshenmeshile？touzhenteng！”
“biedong，rangshijiebaozhe......”
yigerou.ruandeshenqutiejindaolin**huaizhong，xianroubai.xideshoubei，shunshidazailin**yaojian。
lin**ditoukanqu，shenziyijiang，“san，sanshijie！？”
一个激灵。
lin**shunjianqingxingguolai，kanzhechuangshang。
qigemeinv，guosetianxiang，qingguoqingcheng，yigebiyigezhangdepiaoliang，qianjiaobaimei，yishanbuzheng。
“老头子！”
“nitemexianghaisiwo！”
yishengnuhouxiangchezaizhenggeshantou。
lin**congchuangshangcuanlexialai，diepazhechuanshangkuzi，xiangwaitaoqu。
zuotianyeli，laotouzijiletayizhanghuntie，shuoshizaishanxiajitadingleyimenhunshi，rangtaxiashanqujiehunshengzi。
haoburongyixueyousuocheng，haimeilangji**hujiuchenglerenfu！
zheishilin**zenmenengdaying！
当场否决了。
buliaozheizaolaotouzijingranzaiwanfanlixialeshouduan！！
zheiyaoshidengqigeshijiexinglai，budeyaoletadegouming！？
shanyayichuchitangpang，yigebaifalaotou，daizhedouli，shenpisuoyi，zhengzaiyouxiandechuidiao。
lin**qijibaihuaidepaoleguolai，zhizhelaotoupokoudama：“silaotouzi，nishuo，nishibushiguyide？”
“shenmeguyide？”laotoudanrandehuiyingzhe。
“biezhuangle，zuotianwanshangdewanfanshinizuode，wojiushuonigelangui，pingshilianwazidoulandexi，jingranqinkuaidaozhudongzuofan，kendingyougui！”
“nishibushixianghaisiwo？neijigenvrenyigebiyigeyaoming，tamenhuishalewode，nizhibuzhidao！”
lin**qideliandoulvle。
tadejigeshijie，keyimeiyouyigehaopiqi。
shangcizaishanxia，jiuyinweiyigenanrenduokanleershijieyiyan，zhijiebeiershijiedaduanletui。
xianzaikedaohao，jigeshijiejingrandougenta......shuile！
“林**！”
“nizuotianwanshangzuoleshenme！”
yidaobinglengzhongjiazazhewujinnuhuodeshengyinchuanlai。
sanshijieguozhewaiyi，zhangfalingluan，shouchizhangjianzouchulewuzi。
林**脸色煞白。
咳咳！
laotouziqingkeleliangsheng，jiangshouzhongdehunyuedijilelin**：“bieguaiweishibujiniliutuilu，nixianzaihaishijinkuaiqushanxiabibinanzuihao。”
“laotouziwohuitinidangzhutamende。”
“ni！”lin**mengranyaojinleyaguan，qieqiedekanleyiyanshenhoushalaidesanshijie，erhuabushuo，naqishifushouzhongdedizhi，paoxiashanqule。
“silaotouzi，nijiwodengzhe！”
lin**qianjiaogangzou，sanshijiejiuzhuileguolai。
“xingle，rangneixiaoziquba。”
laotouzishenshoulanzhulesanshijie。
“jiaonimenjigeshijiemeiguolai，wolaolejiaobudongnimenle，shanxiayouxieshilihechanyexuyaonimenjigejiemeixiashanzhizhang，rihouyenengbangshangneixiaozi。”
......
终南山脚下。
“多少钱老板？”
lin**chileyiwansuantangmian，tianletianzuijiaoyizhenshushuang，mochulekoudailijizhangzhouzhoubabadezhiqian，dasuanfuqian。
“qingwenzhongnanshanshangshibushizhuzheyiweiyishuchaofanrushengdexiannva？”
yidaoqingyingdeshengyinxiangqi。
yiliangheisedelaosilaisijiaochetingzailexiaochitanpang。
cheshangzoulaideshiyigenianqingnvzi，chuanzheyishenkaqisedefengyi，jiaoxiacaizhezhangxue，jiangbanjiebai.xibizhidexiaotuiluzaiwaimian，wuguanjingzhiwubi，jiushishensekanzheyouxieqingleng。
qiongshanaolituranlailezheimeyigebaifumei，shunjianxiyinlebushaorendezhuyi。
“guniang，nizheikewenduirenle！”
“womenzhongnanshanshang，zigujiushidaorenxianrenyinjudedifang。”
“nishuodeneiweixiannva，jinianqianwojiutingrenshuoguole，haoxiangshi......”
xiaochitanlaobanjiangshuqileguanyuzhongnanshanshangdeyigechuanshuo。
liupiaoxuetongkonghuaguoyimojingxi，jiangyitachaopiaofangzailexiaochitanlaobanmianqian：“ninengjiwozhizhiluma，wozhaoneiweixiannvyoushixiangqiu！”
laobankanzhezheimeduoqian，yanjingdouliangle，zhengyaoshenshouquna，yizhidashouturanyazhulechaopiao。
“biepianrenjiaxiaoguniangle，zheishishangnaliyoushenmexiannv！”
lin**jiangwanlizuihouyikoutangheganjing，dandandeshuozhe。
laobanmeitouzhouleqilai：“neizhishinixiaozibuzhidaoeryi，zhongnanshanshangqueshizhuzheyiweixiannv，shichangxiashanbangrenzhibing！”
“wobuzhidao？wojiuzhuzaizheishanshang，shanshangyoujizhituziwodouyiqingerchu！”lin**lengxiaolesheng，jiangneiyitachaopiaorenghaijileliupiaoxue。
“guniang，bieshale，zheishishangmeixian，nishuodeneiweixiannvbuguoshiwodesishi......”
“砰！”
lin**huameishuowan，jiliangheisedeshangwuchecongshanxiachongleshanglai，zhuangzailelaosilaisideche**shang。
congcheshangchongxialaiershiduomingshouchiwuqidenanzi，tongyichuanzheheisedejiakeshan，daizheheikouzhaoheyashemao，jiangsizhoubaoweileqilai。
“都特么趴下！”
lingtoudezhuanghanshiyigeguangtou，zhijieconghuailitaochuyibashouqiangzhizhezhongren。
zhongrenbeihedejianjiaoshengsiqi，meiyigeganfankangde，quanpazailedishang。
guangtouluchulemanyidexiaorong，xionghendemuguangluozaileliupiaoxueshenshang。
“liupiaoxue，wokanniwangnapao！”
“nishishei？”liupiaoxueqingyaochunjiao，shoutoutoubeizaishenhou，botongleyigedianhua。
“haixiangdadianhua，jilaozipaxia！”guangtouchongshangquduoguoshouji，yibajiangliupiaoxueanzailezhuozishang。
“xiaojie！”liupiaoxuedailaidesijilaochenyishengjinghu，xiangyaodongshou，quebeishenpangsansigezhuanghanjizhizhule，dongdanbude。
场面格外的混乱。
queyouyigeren，jiuxiangshimeishirenyiyang，zhanzaiyuandi，jingqiaoqiaodekanzhezhongren。
jigedaituduishiyiyan，lianseshunjianyinchen。
遇到傻子了？
“xiaodongxizhaosishiba，laozichengquanni！”
砰！
guangtoulinzheshouqiang，zhijiekoudongbanji。