第二章:怒骂渣男后,他懵逼了

dierzhang:numazhananhou,tamengbile

wobeijiyunzhidehualiaodemanliantonghong。

erqie,tadezuichunliangliangde,ruanruande,chuzaibozishang,wozhenggerendoujiangzhu。

zheihaishiwoneigefozilaogongma?zenmezheimefanchang?

wojiangzhebugandong,jiyunzhifangsidiqinwan,qinnidijiangwolouzaihuaizhong。

“我太老古董了?”

wonaozidouzhuanbule,gangadijichuxiaorong:“e,yebushitebielaogudong......”

jiyunzhiweixiaodikanzhewo,wogangayoubuzizai,henbudeganjintaopao,zheifozilaogongqueturanshuochugenglingwojianghuadehualai。

zhijiantadangzheyaoyaodemian,lianbuhongxinbutiaodishuo:“niduifangshibumanyi,neiniyaoqiuduoshaoci,laogongdoumanzuni。”

wobeisaodechedijieba:“mei,meimeimei,meiyoubu,bumanyi”

woyibianjieba,yibianpinmingxiangyaoyaoshiyanseqiuzhu,danshiyaoyaoneigeyoukoushouzhiyoudongzhangxiwangde,zhijieyongchunyuxiangwobiaoshi:“buganzhaore”

wohaiyaozaiqiuta,jiyunzhiyoutiezaiwobozishangchuiqi:“neiwomenhuijia?”

wohederutixianmuouyiban,jixiedidiandiantou。

jiyunzhixinmanyizu,jiangwolandegengjin,lveyansudingzhu:“yihoubuzhunzhengtianheerxihunzaiyiqi,miandexuehuai!”

shuowan,tayuqilenglehaojibei,biaoqingfeichangyansu:“erxi,mingzeyinggaimashangjiudaole,niyoushenmeshigentashuo,buzhunzailazhewomenyanyan”

tingzhetashuochuwomenyanyanzheisigezi,wohunshenqileyicengjipigeda,zaicidaliangyanqianzheigeren,shizaihuaiyitabeiduoshe。

wozhengsisuojiyunzhidaodinagenjindadebuduishi,jimingzeneigegouzoujinlai。

zheigegoulianshanghaiguazhecongjuhuiganhuilaidexingfenxiaoyini。

xiangdaotadesuozuosuowei,woyouxianglihunle,zhengyaoheyaoyaozhandaoyiqi,jiyunzhiyishidaowodedongzuo,jiangwoloudehenjin,ranhouxiangzijizheigeyangzigaozhuang:“nilaopozhenglazhewolaopoyiqilihun,niganjinguanguan!“”

jimingzeyiting,lianshangdeyuyuebiaoqingbuyouxiaosan,toutengbuyidiwangxiangyaoyao:“dongbudongjiunaolihun,jiangyao,nixiandehuangshiba?”

haibudengyaoyaofahua,zheigegouzhananjiupapayidunshuchu。

yaoyaokanzhejimingze,lenglengdao:“jintianyijiasankouwandekaixinma?”

jimingzeshunjianlengzhu,danhenkuaifanyaoyikou:“shenmeyijiasankou,nibiezaizheiyinyangguaiqi”

yaoyaolengxiao:“woqinertingdaorenjiajiaonibabani,ninhaigaoxingdiyikoudayingle。”

jimingzelizhiqizhuang:“neishikerouheqianfulihunle,danxinhaiziqueshaofuai,suoyiwotiyishouweiyangzide,youbushiqinshengde。”

yijubushiqinshengde,rangwodouqixiaole:“shenmejiaoyoubushiqinshengde?bushiqinshengdejiunengjibaiyueguangyangerzi?”

“haiyou,pingshenmebugenyaoyaoshangliangyisheng?yinweinixinxu,payaoyaokandaonihewenkerouqinmideshouwanshou?”

woshizaitaiqi,xiaotaimeixinggewanquanbaoluchulai,zhijiemadao:“jiehunlehaihebaiyueguangshouwanshou,haijirenyangerzi,nishi**tamaji**kaimen,jiandaojialema?”

jimingzebeimadeshayan,biaoqingxiangdangjingcai。

woxiangsuoyourendebiaoqingdouxiangdangjingcai。

yinweisheiyemeixiangdaoxiaotianmeihuizheimemaren!

jiyunzhiyansudao:“yanyan,nizenmenengshuochuzheimecusudehua,zou,genwohuiqu,bierenjiadeshiqingwomenbuguan!”

wokanzhejiyunzhineiyifuminglingdekouwen,xiangxiangtaguoquyaomegaoleng,yaomemingling,yaomeshuyuan,fanzhengyaolihunle,wobuzhuangle,zaiyebuzhuangshenmexiaotianmeile,zhijieduijiyunzhihoudao:“huigepihui,wojiubuhui,woyaoheyaoyaobanchuqu。”

shuozhe,wolaqiyaoyaodeshoudabujiuzouchuzheidonghaohuabieshu,caibuguantamenshenmebiaoqing。