第6章 好女婿的标准

yigebuqiyandejuminxiaoqu,meiyihudejianzhumianjibashipingmi。

qizhongyihu,jiuzhuzhelongweiguoyijia。

longweiguoyijiazhengmangliudizhunbeiwanfan。

longweiguozuoweidafangzidi,zaibieshuliyouyigedandudeliangjushitaojian。

dantabuxihuanlongshibieshulineigehuanjing,suoyiyizhijiuzhuzaidanweifendebashipingfulifangli。

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longfangyaohuangyaolan,denglongruishuiguoquzhihou,caizaizhuoshangbaifangwankuai。

liuyinghuitou,kanjianzhuoshangsifuwankuai,dao:“zenmeduoyifu?”

longfangdao:“xiaonankendingyehuijiachidea!”

liuyingdao:“xiaonan?tayaoshigantajinwubanbu,wojiubatadachuqu。”

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yinweibuxianghemuqinzhengdou,suoyitacaimeiyoushuohuade。

danyanzhengzhengdikanzhemuqinhushuobadao,tashizaishirenbuzhule。

“ma!xiaonantazhaonirenile?”

“taduinihao,duiwohao,duiruiruihao,duiquanjiahao。”

“nizenmejiufeiyaoganzoutani?”

liuyingfangxiashaozi,jiekaiweiqun,zuodaolongfangdeduimian:

“guinva,mabushibujiangdaolideren。”

“niruorongmaoyiban,qiantuyouxian,xiaonanhuiguorizi,zhendeshifeichanghaodenvxurenxuan。”

“dannishijinlingdiyimeinv,nikezhidaoduoshaorenxiangquni。”

“ruguoshoufuquni,nijiushishoufufuren。”

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“tayaoshiyouxieshiye,biezhengtiankaoniyanghuo,yaoshiyouxiemenlu,youjishinengbangdeshangmang,yaoshiyoudianbenshi,dangzhuchoujiadebaofu,wojuedejiuchabuduole。”

“zheiwonangfei,nishuotaxingma?”

“liugongzijiuwanquanfuhezheisantiaoma!”

liuyingzheihuashuodedishuibulou,longfangyakouwuyan。

xiaonanzhanzaimenkoutinglebantian,zheicaituikaimenjinlai。

“我回来了!”

liuyingshuodeneifanhua,tatingdeqingqingchuchu。

liuyinghengleyanxiaonan,zhijiebaxiaonanweizhishangdewanshouzoule。

longweiguoyouquleyifuwankuaijixiaonan:“bieting**hua!zuoxiachifan!”

“yaoniduoguanxianshi!”liuyingtaishoujiushiyizhang,paizailelongweiguodenaomenshang。

chifanshihou,longfangshibushijixiaonandewanzhongtiancai,xiaonanlehehedichi。

看得刘英青筋乱跳。

longfangzheidengyujiuzaitiaozhanziji,zijiburangtazheimegan,neitajiupiangan!

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“xiaonan,nibieguaiwoma,tayeshiweilewohao,kenengzheigeshijiezaitayanlijiushineigeyangzileba……”

xiaonandao:“nimashuodehuawodoutingdaole,woconglaidoumeishengqi,tashuodesantiaobiaozhun,wodouzuodedao!”

longfangtingjianzheihua,zhoulezhoubizi:“nijiuchuibani,wokebuxin!”

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longfangjuedeyizijiderongmao,haiweibinengdadongneixierenni。

cishiyuemingxingxi,yinsedeyueguangbiansadajiang,meibushengshou。

longfangzhizhejiangduiandao:“nikan!”

xiaonankanjianjiangduian,zaiandicemian,youyizuopoweijingzhidebieshu。

yubieshujinaizhehaiyouyigematou,matoushangtingkaozheyisoushidunjidexiaolunchuan。

jinlingchumingdechuanqibieshu,jushuozhurenshiqianchaodedajiangjun。

meirenzaineibianjianguoyourenchuru,danshilimiandehuacaoyongyuanshibeiwanmeidixiujianguodeyangzi。

shenzhiyouchuanshuo,dajiangjunsihou,tasuoyoudepurendouxuntaerqule。

tingyuanzhongdehuacao,jiushipurenmendeguihunzaidali。

yitingjiujiweihuangdanbujing,danyejineizuobieshudaishangleshenmidemiansha。

longfangyangzhetou,yanjuejinlingdelianshencaiyiyi,chongmanguangcai。

“congneibiankanfengjing,yidinghenmei。”

xiaonandao:“nixiangyao,wojiumaijinia。”

longfangheleyitiao,xiaonanyigedalinggongdeqiongguangdan,shuoshenmedahua?

“sheishuowoyaole!wojiushigankaiyixia,neizhongfangzizhushangtiyanyixiayejiugoule,zhenbanjinqu,wokexiankongdehuang!”

xiaonanjianlongfangdefanyingjiuhengaoxing:“zheilishiwenwubaohudanwei,youqianyemaibulai。jinlingfuzailimianzhuanmenhuachuleyipianquyuzuosirenhuisuo,yonglaizhaodaijiqigaoguideguibin。”

“chuanshuozhonghuayuanshibeiguihunxiujiande,qishishibeihuisuodeyuandingzhenglide。”

“nengzailimianzhuyiwanderen,yaomefukediguo,yaomequanqingtianxia,yaomezhangongbiaobing。”

“zanmenxiaolaobaixing,haishixiangxiangjiusuanle。”

longfangdao:“zheixieshiqingnizenmezhidaode?wokecongmeitingrenjiangguo。”

xiaonanzaixiaoshihoucengzaineizuobieshuxiaoshu,duineibianpoweishuxi。

taheiheiyixiao:“shiya,woshizenmezhidaodeni?”

longfangzhidangxiaonanshichuiniu:“yaoxianggaibianwomaduinidekanfa,qishihenjiandande,maitaofang,womenyiqibanchuqu。”

“maige!tangtanglongjiarenzenmekenenglianfangdoumaibuqi。”

longfangbadaikuanlvlvyudaomafandeshiqinggaosuxiaonan:

“henkexiaoba?tangtanglongjiarenliandaikuandoubanbuxialai!”

longfangdao:“suoyinizhiyaocongyinxingbanxiadaikuanlai,jiudengyuzuodaolewomazuobudaodeshi,tayidinghuiduinigaiguande!”

xiaonanxinlisaimingjingside,zheikendingshiyourenzaizhenduilongweiguoa。

longweiguoshigelaoshiren,xunchangshihoubukenengdezuishenmeren。

zhiyushisheidongdeshoujiao,jieguozaoyihuzhiyuchule。

kendingshilongtianba,meibierenle。

xiaonanhenzirandixiaoxiao:“zheiyoushenmenande?”