第4章 惹不起

唐牧吆喝一嗓子。

benlaizaozadebangongquyushunjiananjingxialai。

siwugexianhanhuoranqishen,qishixiongxiongdechongdaotangmugenqian,kanjiashi,xiangyaozhijiedongshoudeyangzi。

dantangmuwanquanbuweisuodong,jigexianhaneryi,kanshangquqishishizu,maosihenxiongshenesha,danyezhinenghehuhehuputongren,zaitayanzhong,zheixiexianhanjiaobuxufudelihai,tayouqianbaizhongbanfarangtamendaoxia,gengyouwanzhongbanfamieshatamenquanbu。

guobuqiran,zheixierenzhishichongshanglai,daotangmugenqianjiutinglexialai,wanquanmeidongshoudeyisi。

“haisuanyoudiandanse,laizhaoshei?”yigeguangzhebangzi,xiongkouwenzheyitoumenghudexianhan,henyoudianyiwaideduokanletangmuliangyan,jianguohuangkongde,danxiangtangmuzheibanzhendingde,daoshihenshaojian。

“tangnuan!”tangmuxinzhongzheji,danlianshangqueyiranzhendingpingdan。

“e,nijiushitangnuandegege?qiandailailema?”menghuxianhanjingranzhidaotangmu,kanlaitayinggaishimenghujinrongde‘yewugugan’。

“renmeishi,qianhaoshuo!”tangmupielemenghuxianhanyiyan。

zhiyiyan,menghuxianhanqueturanbushoukongzhidedalegehanzhan,haoxiangneimeyishunjian,tadelinghundoubeidongjieleyiban。

menghuxianhanananjingti,qiaoqiaodedalegeshoushi,dadalieliedeshuodao:“genwolaiba。”

tangmugenzaimenghuxianhanhoumian,chuanguohaoxianghenxiongshaderenqun,laidaoyijianxiezhezongjinglidebangongshimenqian。

menghuxianhanshiyitangmuzhibu,tashangqianzuoshiyaoqiaomen,dantangmuqueshilianseyibian,zhijiexiangqianyibatuikailemenghuxianhan,feiqiyijiaobamenjitikai,zhenggerengengshixunjidechonglejinqu。

“特码的谁……”

fangjianneixiangqiyishengqijibaihuaidezhouma,danjiezhezhoumajiubianchengleaihao,tongshihaijiazazhejingxidejiao‘ge’deshengyin。

menwaidemenghuxianhanhetingdaodongjingganlaidezhuduoxianhanjijimangmangyigunaodechongjinbangongshi,kandaodejiushitamendezongjinglichenhushouwanbeitangmuzhuazhu,zhenggerenchengguibaidezishi,ertangnuanzeyijingbeitangmulanzailehuaili。

“fangkaichenzong……”yibangxianhandahouzhechongshanglai。

tangmumuguangyihan,zhijiezhuazhechenhuchaozheyibangxianhanzaleguoqu,tongshiqingqingdefangkaitangnuan,zhenggerenyourujiaolongruhaiyibandechongjinrenqun,canjiaoshengdunshiciqibifu。

tangmuyizhidouganjueyayidelihai,likailongteng、jiazhongjubian、juedezhaiwu,haiyougangcaichenhuxiangduitangnuanzuodewochuoshi,yiqiezonghezaiyiqi,rangtazhixiangfaxie……zhinengshuochenhuhezheibangxianhanganghaozhuangdaoleqiangkoushang。

jieguo,zheibangxianhancanle。

tangmushentisuzhishibufuhelongtengdebiaozhun,yinweishentiyichang,shentisuzhiqingkuangyezaibuduanxiajiang,dandizizaibushuo,gedoujingyanhejiqiaoshang,gengshibuzhidaoshuailezheibangxianhanjitiaojie,suoyibiekanduifangrenduo,danqueyuanbushitadeduishou。

jigezhayandegongfu,zheibangxianhanyouyigesuanyige,quandoudaoxiale。

chenhudaoshimeizaishoudaoercishanghai,dantaqueganjuezijidezhenggeshoubeihaoxiangyijingfeile,tengdelihai。

dannaparuci,tayebuganduoyanyu,gengbieshuofahenle。

tangmutaimeng,rebuqi,rebuqi!

“ge!”kandaotangmurucixiongmengyongwu,tangnuanyanjingzhongmanshichongbaidexiaoxingxing。

“xiaonuan。”tangmuyanshenzhongyoudianhuanghu,talijiaruwudeshihou,tangnuancaishiyisui,haishixiaobudianyige,zhengtiangenzaita**houmiangegegegedejiao,eryizhuanyan,xiaoyatouyijingzhangdale。

xiaoyatoudouyijingershisuilea,chuluodeyeshipiaoliangjile,ruguobushizheixienianyizhidoushoudaojialijilaidezhaopian,tangmupadougenbenbuganrenyanqianzheigeshencaigaotiao,tingtingyuli,youruchushuifurongyibanjingzhidenvhaijingranjiushineigegenpichongmeimei。

zhishi,xiaoyatousuirantiaojianhenhao,danchuanzhedabanquegenjingzhiwanquanmeirenheguanlian,yanshenzhongdeneimopibei,napaxianzaibeijingxitianchong,yebunengwanquanyangaidezhu。

tangmuxinzhongyitong……sannianduoqian,xiaoyatoucaishiqisui,shenzhihaibudaoshiqisuia,zheisannianlai,tabuzhidaochileduoshaoku。

所以……

tangmumuguangzhonghanguangyishan,lazhetangnuandeshou,zhizhechenhuwendao:“tanazhishoupengdaoleni?”

gangcaitazhisuoyineimezhejichongjinlai,shenzhiwendoubuwenjiuduichenhuchushou,jiushitingdaolelimiandedongjing,gengshizaipomendeshihou,kandaochenhuxiangyaodongshoudongjiao……zheirangtawanquanrenbule,tianwanglaoziyebunengqifutatangmudemeimei!

“ge,tahaimeipengdaowo。”tangnuanhenhendedenglechenhuyiyan,danzuizhongqueyebuxiangduoshengshiduan。

gegeshihenlihai,dantazhidaochenhuzheibangrennenglianghenda,jialiyijingzheiyangle,tabunengyinweiyishiqifenranggegezaixianrudaoshenmexuanwo。

“wozhenmeipengtangxiaojiefenhao!zhende,woduitianfashi!”chenhulianmanghuangkongdebiaotai,anhengangcaishizaihunletou。

“wozaiwanlaiyidian,ninengbupengdao?”tangmumeidasuanqingrao。

“ge!”tangnuanshijinglalelatangmu,qingqingyaotou。

“tangxiansheng,wanxiao,wanxiao,wozhendezhishikaigewanxiaoeryi!tangxiaojiejiedeneixieqian,buyonghaile,jiudangwojininpeizuile,ninkanruhe?”wangaolidaiyewude,nayigebushixinhenshoulazhibei?danzheiyangderen,qishigengpabitamenhende,yegengdongdechayanguanse。

zaizhidaotizaitiebanshangzhihou,dongdejishizhisun。

“jiezhaihaiqian,tianjingdiyi!danjieduoshaojiuhaiduoshao,biegenwowanshenmeligunli……baqianshuale,jietiaojiwo。”tangmurengchulezijideyinxingka,gangcaitayouyouleyidianzhixizhigan,suiranbuxiangzhenzhengfabingshihouneibanqianglie,danquebushigehaozhengzhao。

wanyiyaoshizaizheilifabing,neijiumafandale。

suoyiguoduanxuanzexishiningren——danjialiwaizhaineimeduo,tabunengchanghaineimeduolixi,zhidasuanhailebenjin,yesuanshichenhuduitangnuanziyoudexianzhiheyuyaodongshoudongjiaodejiaoxun。

“haohaohao!”chenhubuganfanbo,zhixiangkuaidianbatangmuzheigewenshensongzou。

qianshuazoushiwan,jietiaohaihuilai,zaitangnuanquedinghou,tangmudangmianbajietiaosilegefensui。

“jizhule,ruguoyoushenmebufuqi,jinguanlaizhaowo……mingdeande,heidebaide,wodousuishifengpei!”tangmuyiquanzazailechenmudebangongzhuoshang,juxiangzhixia,zhenggebangongzhuozhijieliekai。

chenhuhunshenyigejiling,lianmangyaotoubaishou,napataxianqianzhenyoushihousuanzhangdexinsi,zaizhuomianzhijiebeitangmuyiquanzaliezhixia,yewanquanmeilezheifenxinsi,gengbieshuogangcaitangmukantadeyanshenle——jiuxiangkansirenyiyang,tashenzhiganjue,tangmukendingshaguoren,shenzhihaibuzhiyige!

guaiguaide,zheiyangdemengren,zhenrebuqia!