“nizheihaizi!nizenmeshuohuani!takeshinididi!takeshiyaojiwomenjiachuanzongjiedaide!”yipangliuchunhuanudao。
“chuanzongjiedaigeshenmea!jializheimeqiong，doumeijigeqian，shenglehaiziyeshiqiongyibeizi，baituonixingxinghaofangguohaiziba!niwenguorenjiahaiziyuanyitoutaidaonimenjiachikuma?”shenyouranzhijiesongtamenyishuangbaiyan。
suihoutazhijiexiankaibeizi，yikanjiuzhidaozheilishiweishengsuo，yebuzhidaotazhibingdeyiyaofeijilemei，weimianmeijihaiyaozijitaoyiyaofei，taganjinlikai，dao：“wohuijiashuijuele!”
“ei!nidengdeng!nideyiyaofeihaimeijieni!nixianqubaqianjifule!”liuchunhuazhejidedao。
shenyouranganjinjiakuaibuziwangyuanzhuniangjiachong，taxianzaishenshangkejiuzhiyouyikuaiqian，yiyaofeigoubugouxianbushuo，jiletajiuwanquanmeiqianle!tajialihaiyougexiaonaiwayaodaideni!
liuchunhuamuzizhengyaozhuishangshenyouran，haimeizouchuqujiubeiweishengsuoderenlazhu，“dengdengdengdeng，nimenhaimeijiqianni!gangcaineiweinvtongzhidebaozhafeiheshuyefeihaimeijini，liangyuanqian。”
“zheimegui!”liuchunhuadengdashuangyan，xianglaizhang，danshibeirenlazhe，zhinengcongkoudailitaochuqianlai。
buguantamenzheilidexianshi，shenyouranyizuikuaidesuduhuidaolejia。
ganggangtashangneitiaoxiaolu，yuanyuande，tajiukanjianyigexiaonaituanzidunzaimenkou，chuanzheputongdehuiseyifu，shoulinazheyigengunzi，haoxiangzaidishanghuaquanquan。
yangguangdazaitadelianshang，celianbaibaijingjingde，kanqilaihaoxianghenguaiqiao。
tacoujinlexiekan，haizihutouhunaode，dandandemeimaoxiayouzheheiputaoyiyangdeyanjing，tingdaodongjinghoujiutaiqitoulaikanzheshenyouran。
“妈妈。”
junjunkanzheyanqianderen，qieshengshengdihanleyiju，lianmangbagunzifangzailedishang，biaoqingyouxiezheji，shengpabeixianqiyiyangde。
tazhangzhezuiyaojieshi，shenyouranquebeitazheishuangyanjinghetakekeaiaideyangzijifuhuole，liangbubingzuoyibushangqianlai，zhijiebaozhuleta。
“哇!”
gankaileyiju，shenyouranbaozhejunjunqinlejikou，xinliwubixingfen。
这也太棒了吧!
suiranshuozijiganshanglechuanshuderechao，danshichuanguolaijiuzhijiewutongshengwa，youlezijidehaizi，erqiehaishigezheimekeaidenaituanzi!
她能不高兴吗?
zheijianzhijiushixiandairenmengmeiyiqiudeya，yinweitacengjingzaiwangluoshangkanguowushutiezi，zhiyaoshiyourenfakeaidexiaohai，xiamianqingyisededoushi，zenmeyangcainengtiaoguonanrenyongyouzheimekeaidehaizi?
怎么才能无痛生娃?
guojiatichangyaohaizi，wojiuyaozheige!
dajiabuxiangyaonanren，quexiangyaoxiaohai。
zheibuzhenghaofuhelezijixinzhongsuoxiang?
junjunbeishenyouranlianxuqinlejikou，lianshanghaizhanzhetadekoushui，tadadadeyanshenzhongxiemanleyihuo，sihushiyouxiebutailijiemamadexingwei。
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danshimuzilianxin，taconglaimeizhenzhengtaoyanguomama。
xianzaikandaomamazheimeqinziji，junjundexinhuranjiunuanleqilai。
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nandao?mamabuxihuantazheiyangqinma?
tadexinliyoudiandagu，shenyourankanzhetaneishuangputaobandeyanjinggululudezhuan，youxiexintengdebaozhuta，“niyehenxihuanmamaduibudui?”
君君点头。
“mamayezuixihuannile，yiqianshimamabudui。”shenyouranbaozhezheinaituanzi，youxiangqilezijikanguodeneibenniandaiwenzhongdejuqing。
xianzaikeaidejunjun，yihoushigexiaofanpai。
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tabuzhidaozijibushibabaqinshengde，renweibiaogehaisilemama，babayebuzhuijiu，haiqulexinmamajita，xinmamasuiranmeiyounvedaita，danshiyebuzenmedalita，zhangqiduitajinxinglengbaoli。
bingqietazaizhihoudezhibabazaojiuhexinmamaliangqingxiangyue，queyinweiyouzijiqinmazaicaibunengzaiyiqi，huaiyibabashibushiguyifangrenbiaogehaisimamabuzhuijiu。
zhangshijianxianruzheizhongsixiang，junjunbiandexinliyinan，zuihoumeiyouyigehaojieju。
dabufenduzhezaikanwendeshihou，meihuikanjianjunjundoujuedehentaoyan，yinweizhanzaiduzhedejiaodu，zuozhemeimingqueshuomingyuanpeidaodishizenmeside，dajiadoujuedeshiyuanpeizijizuosi，jieguoyoudayuanliderenluanshuo，zheihaizijiuxiangxinle。
pinglunlidoushimazheihaizijiushigeyezhong，genbenbushinanzhudehaizi，nengbeiyangzhejiubucuole，haiyuanwangtabiaogeneiyangyigeguaiqiaodehaizi。
neibiaogezuozhexiedeshihouyeshimeixiechengxionghaizi，yinweineixionghaizizhiyaodaolenanzhumianqianjiuhenguaiqiao，bijingnanzhurensheshinianjiqingqingjiudangshangleyingzhang，xionghaiziyebushiduizhesheidouxiong，shiyineixionghaizizaixiaoshuolichuxianshi，doushiyifuzhengchanghaizidemoyang。
yixiangdaozhei，shenyourandeshentibuzirandedouleyixia，meixiangdaozheibenshudezhenshiqingkuangshizheiyangde，yixiangdaozijikandeshishenmeshu，shenyouranjiuxiangbayuanzhuzuozhelaguolaihenhendedayidun，xiedezheimemolengliangkede，rangrenwuhui!
tabahaizibaoqilaiwangwuzilizou，zheijialihaoxiangjiushengxiatale。
yedui，yuanzhutiaohu，liuchunhuaheneigefeiwudididouqule，kendingshibatayigerendiuzaijiali!
xiangqijuqing，youxiangqijunjunrujindeqingkuang，shenyouranyouxiexintengta，baozhetadedongzuodougengjinlexie。
“妈妈。”
shenyouranbaozhejunjunjinlefangjian，fangjianlidechenshehenshipolan，zhiyouyizhangmianqiangnenggoushuirendechuang，haiyoujunjundeliangsantaoyifu，danshangmiandoudalebuding，yikanpingshideshenghuojiubuhao。
yuanzhuduijunjun，xinliqishishihenfuzade。
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danshishishang，napagangjiehunnvzhumeihebiedenanrenfashengguanxishi，luyifanyebuzhunbeipengyuanzhu，xiangzheyaoweinvzhushoushenruyu，zhibuguoshiyuanpeibeidianwule，suoyiyoulejiekoulizhiqizhuangdeheyuanpeichaojia。
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taduihaizibushimeiyouganqing，zhishibumingbaiweishenmehuibianchengzheiyang，youshihoukanjianhaizi，bunengjieshouzijiderenshengguochengzheiyang。
shenyouranzixibaqingkuanglvleyibian，turanyouxietongqingyuanzhule。
suiranshuoyuanshengjiatingbushihenhao，danshimingmingyouyishouhaopai，quebeizhouxiaohuisuanjilezhihoudadexibalan。
zheigenvzhuzhouxiaohuiyezhenshilvchabiaozhongdelvchabiao!
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yuanzhuyigezaizhongnanqingnvjiatingzhangda，congxiaochibubaofan，pingjieyizhigancuhuocaiyoudianliqidenvhaizi，beizheyigeyimibadagaogedenanrenyilu，kexiangerzhiyouduolei。
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danshijishang，shinvzhuheyuanpeiyiqijiulenanzhu，zhishiyuanpeibangmangdeshihou，nanzhuhunmibuxingsuoyibuzhi，qienvzhuyizhishuozijiduomedexinku，cairangnanzhujuedenvzhuzaijiuzijidezheicixingdongzhong，zhanjuzhuyaoyinsu。
erzainanzhuxinzhong，yuanpeiqishigenbenmeizuoshenme，jiushizaitahunmishizaipangbiandingzhe，dengnvzhuzhaorenlaijiuta。
buguanhoumianyuanpeizenmejieshishitabeiletazouleyilu，nanzhudoubuxin，yinweirendingyuanpeibuhuiyouzheigeliqibeiziji，tajiguoyuanpeijihui，zaichangshibeiziji，nengbeidedongjiuxiangxin。
keyuanpeizaozaineicibeitadeguochengzhong，yaobushoushang，jiashangchangnianlaozuo，yaojilaosunfanle。
jiuzainanzhutichurangtazhengmingshi，shitayaozuitengdeshihou，tajieshi，nanzhudangtashizhaojiekou，shibushishuozijiyaotenggenbenjiushijiade。
danshishishang，shiyuanzhudeyaozhendeyincichulewenti。daoxianzaidoubunengzuoyixiejingchangwanyaodehuodong。
erzheiyiqiezaishulichengxiandeyiqie，jiushiyuanpeihuanghualianpian，pinglunquyimiandaodebuxiangxinyuanpei，juedeyuanpeizhenshihuizuoyao，maorennvzhudegonglao。