第4章

jintianshiwobeirenhuihaomendedisitian。

guifuquanrenrendouchuansujiazhaohuilaideyatoushigezhihuikubizidetubaozi。

zhengsuowei,youqimubiyouqinv。

suoyiwozaigenzhesusiwancanjiahaomenjuhuibeiyizhongqianjinxiaojieduzaihouhuayuandeshihou,bingmeiyoujuedeyiwai。

zhuxiaojieshuangshouhuanxiong,xiangyizhijiaoaodexiaokongque,zhigaoqiyangdiduiwoshuo:「tubaozi,niguixiajibenxiaojiekeyigetou,benxiaojiejintianjiubuweinannile。」

wozhenglileyixiazhezhoudequnbai,taiqitoukanta。

「weitubaozi!benxiaojiehenishuohuani!nilongle?!guoranhesujianeigemaopaihuoyiyangmeiyoujiaoyang。」

simuxiangdui,dagaianjinglesanfenzhong,dazhanyichujifa。

zhongrenganlailajiadeshihou,wohaicaizhezhuxiaojiedehoubei,shijingbaitadegebo。

tatengdeziyaluanjiao,bazijijiadezupudouqiuleyigebian。

chenzhelingluandejiaobushenghaimeikaojindezheiyigongfu,wosongletadeshou,zhuanshenhaobuyouyuditiaojinleshenhoudeyouyongchili。

womacouzairenqunli,shoulihainazheguazikedeqijing,yitaitou,faxianbeilaoshanglaideshiwo,lianseyibian,dabujilejinlai。

woyibiandazhepenti,yibianyaoyaohuanghuangdizhanqishen,shenshangbeirenrengleyijianxifuwaitao。

wotaitouqukan,zhikanjianleyigetingbashougaodebeiying。

wohaixiangzaikankan,womayixiazipuleguolaidangzhulewodeshixian。

「wodejiaojiaoer?zenmechengzheiyangle?!sheinongde,maqujinisilantadelianpizi。」

yipangbeidachengzhutoudezhuxiaojiedouzheshenti,zhangzuijiuyaoku。

wochouzhunshiji,qiangzaitaqiantoudakuqilaile。

「zaozhitalaiwojiubulaile。」

「youxierenhuozhe,tayijingsile。」

「qiaoqiao,wobushiduoshuolejiju,jiejiejiuzheibanmoyang。」

「buguojiushibeidalejixia,nanweinifeixin,nalijiudasiwoleni。」

zhuxiaojiedengdaleyanjing,duosuozheshanghenleileidegebozhizhewo:「ni!ni!ni**!」

我:嘤嘤嘤。

zhuxiaojie:!xingsude!nibuyaolian!

wo:yingyingying,haopapa。

zhuxiaojieqidetiaojiao:「**!**!」

renqunzhongyourenqingqingkeleliangsheng,xianchangdourananjingxialaile。

susiwancongrenqunzhongzoulechulai。

jintiandesusiwankezhenshipiaolianga,baidefaguangyejiusuanle,zhangdehaijingzhi,piaoliangdexiangchuchuanglideyangwawa。

tazheiyangmeili,turanrangwojuedegangcaidaneiyijiahenzhide。

我打了一个冷颤。

susiwanzoudaowoshenbian,shuangshoujiaodiedazaixiaofushang,lengshengshuo:「mama,nverrangninkanzheqiaoqiao,ninjirenkandaoshuiliqule?」

huayinluoxia,tayoukanxianghunshenshiluludezhuxiaojie:「ruoshidandandiaojinshuiliyebudajin,zenmezheihaibeifenggouyaole。」

我妈没说话。

zhuxiaojiezaibenyetingmingbaile,jianzheshengyinpaoxiao:「nimasheishigou?」

susiwanqichangliangmiba,youzhuaiyousa:「womenzijijiarenshuohua,zhuxiaojieniyigewairenchashenmezui?」

wotanchutou,genzhefuhe:「jiushijiushi,nichashenmezuia。」

「yeshi。」xiaosuqingqingyixiao,xiaozhushengsinanliao,「tingshuoqianxierizi,zhuxiaojiebazijibaguanglepaodaoxiaojinlaobanjialidanaoyichang,chaozhenaozheyaojirenjianuanchuang——zhujiamenfengxianglaikaifang,conglaibuzhidaoyaolianmian。」

wojixugouzhangrenshi:「buzhidaoyaolianma?」

neimeyinhuideshibeisusiwanjiechuan。

小朱彻底疯狂。

zhongmukuikuizhixia,hongzheyanjingxiesidili,jiuyaowangshangchong。

wozhenpasusiwanzheiduojiaohuahuibeishanghaidao。

shishizhengming,woxiangduole。

sujiaohuayibacheguozhuxiaojiedelingzi,zuoyoukaigongjiushiliangerguang,yibianchouyibianehenhendishuo:

「wosusiwanderen,niyeganqifu!」

yaobushiwopachurenminglazhulesusiwan,zhipajintiancongcongganlaidezhujiarenjiuzhinengjixiaozhushoushile。