jintianshiwobeirenhuihaomendedisitian。
guifuquanrenrendouchuansujiazhaohuilaideyatoushigezhihuikubizidetubaozi。
zhengsuowei,youqimubiyouqinv。
suoyiwozaigenzhesusiwancanjiahaomenjuhuibeiyizhongqianjinxiaojieduzaihouhuayuandeshihou,bingmeiyoujuedeyiwai。
zhuxiaojieshuangshouhuanxiong,xiangyizhijiaoaodexiaokongque,zhigaoqiyangdiduiwoshuo:「tubaozi,niguixiajibenxiaojiekeyigetou,benxiaojiejintianjiubuweinannile。」
wozhenglileyixiazhezhoudequnbai,taiqitoukanta。
「weitubaozi!benxiaojiehenishuohuani!nilongle?!guoranhesujianeigemaopaihuoyiyangmeiyoujiaoyang。」
simuxiangdui,dagaianjinglesanfenzhong,dazhanyichujifa。
zhongrenganlailajiadeshihou,wohaicaizhezhuxiaojiedehoubei,shijingbaitadegebo。
tatengdeziyaluanjiao,bazijijiadezupudouqiuleyigebian。
chenzhelingluandejiaobushenghaimeikaojindezheiyigongfu,wosongletadeshou,zhuanshenhaobuyouyuditiaojinleshenhoudeyouyongchili。
womacouzairenqunli,shoulihainazheguazikedeqijing,yitaitou,faxianbeilaoshanglaideshiwo,lianseyibian,dabujilejinlai。
woyibiandazhepenti,yibianyaoyaohuanghuangdizhanqishen,shenshangbeirenrengleyijianxifuwaitao。
wotaitouqukan,zhikanjianleyigetingbashougaodebeiying。
wohaixiangzaikankan,womayixiazipuleguolaidangzhulewodeshixian。
「wodejiaojiaoer?zenmechengzheiyangle?!sheinongde,maqujinisilantadelianpizi。」
yipangbeidachengzhutoudezhuxiaojiedouzheshenti,zhangzuijiuyaoku。
wochouzhunshiji,qiangzaitaqiantoudakuqilaile。
「zaozhitalaiwojiubulaile。」
「youxierenhuozhe,tayijingsile。」
「qiaoqiao,wobushiduoshuolejiju,jiejiejiuzheibanmoyang。」
「buguojiushibeidalejixia,nanweinifeixin,nalijiudasiwoleni。」
zhuxiaojiedengdaleyanjing,duosuozheshanghenleileidegebozhizhewo:「ni!ni!ni**!」
我:嘤嘤嘤。
zhuxiaojie:!xingsude!nibuyaolian!
wo:yingyingying,haopapa。
zhuxiaojieqidetiaojiao:「**!**!」
renqunzhongyourenqingqingkeleliangsheng,xianchangdourananjingxialaile。
susiwancongrenqunzhongzoulechulai。
jintiandesusiwankezhenshipiaolianga,baidefaguangyejiusuanle,zhangdehaijingzhi,piaoliangdexiangchuchuanglideyangwawa。
tazheiyangmeili,turanrangwojuedegangcaidaneiyijiahenzhide。
我打了一个冷颤。
susiwanzoudaowoshenbian,shuangshoujiaodiedazaixiaofushang,lengshengshuo:「mama,nverrangninkanzheqiaoqiao,ninjirenkandaoshuiliqule?」
huayinluoxia,tayoukanxianghunshenshiluludezhuxiaojie:「ruoshidandandiaojinshuiliyebudajin,zenmezheihaibeifenggouyaole。」
我妈没说话。
zhuxiaojiezaibenyetingmingbaile,jianzheshengyinpaoxiao:「nimasheishigou?」
susiwanqichangliangmiba,youzhuaiyousa:「womenzijijiarenshuohua,zhuxiaojieniyigewairenchashenmezui?」
wotanchutou,genzhefuhe:「jiushijiushi,nichashenmezuia。」
「yeshi。」xiaosuqingqingyixiao,xiaozhushengsinanliao,「tingshuoqianxierizi,zhuxiaojiebazijibaguanglepaodaoxiaojinlaobanjialidanaoyichang,chaozhenaozheyaojirenjianuanchuang——zhujiamenfengxianglaikaifang,conglaibuzhidaoyaolianmian。」
wojixugouzhangrenshi:「buzhidaoyaolianma?」
neimeyinhuideshibeisusiwanjiechuan。
小朱彻底疯狂。
zhongmukuikuizhixia,hongzheyanjingxiesidili,jiuyaowangshangchong。
wozhenpasusiwanzheiduojiaohuahuibeishanghaidao。
shishizhengming,woxiangduole。
sujiaohuayibacheguozhuxiaojiedelingzi,zuoyoukaigongjiushiliangerguang,yibianchouyibianehenhendishuo:
「wosusiwanderen,niyeganqifu!」
yaobushiwopachurenminglazhulesusiwan,zhipajintiancongcongganlaidezhujiarenjiuzhinengjixiaozhushoushile。