第二章 会猴拳的小机灵鬼

dierzhanghuihouquandexiaojilinggui

langbenshenjiujieaobuxun,chufeiyongyishengdeshijianquxunhuazusunbuzhidaoduoshaodailang,cainenggoushaoshaomoqutamendeyixiexiongxing,erxiangyaoxunfulangwanggenbenshixiangdoubuyaoxiang,bukenengde!

“zouzouzou,zanmenqucunzizhizhong,xunhualangdefangfataizhongyaole,ruguonenggounongqingchufangfadehua,jiunenggouhaiyuanchulangbeixunhuachengweigoudefangfa,youzhuyuwomentansuolishidezhenxiang。”linwanxinxishuodao。

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jirendeganjuejiushiyouxiaoyouqiong。

jiuzailinwanzouzaicunzilimian,jiutingdaobuyuanchuchuanlaiyizhen“zhizhi”dejianjiaoshengyin。

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“chai,yaorangzhanghaozheigewailaidegoudongxizhidaowomenxiongdidelihai。”

“chailezheitufangzi,zhanghaoyaoshiganchulaidehua,laoziliantadetuiyiqidaduanle,zheijiushigenwodagezuoduidexiachang!”

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“zhizhizhi......”

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“zhizhizhi......”

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“啊!”

tongkuzhixia,weishoudezheigerenliandoubiechulezihongse,tongkudeguizaidimianshang。

zheishinanrenwufachengshoudetong。

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“dajiayiqishang,weilaodabaochou。”

“dasizheigesihouzi!”

“shazhanghaodehouzi,chaitadejia!”

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“zhizhizhi......”

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“zhizhizhi......”

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“zheizhendebushitexiaoma?wojingrankandaozheihouzidachuleyitaohouquan。”

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“wozheigezaiwuxiaoquanshulaoshizhengzaiyanmiankuqi,houquandadebiwodouhao,zhenshimeitianli。”

“zheihouzidequantouhaolihai,yiquanjiunenggoudadaoyigeren,jiuzheiyangdeyiquan,dazaiwoshenshang,yaoniyiwanbuduoba?”

cikejiemuzuderendoukuaiyaoxiaofengle,meixiangdaoyizhidoushibansibuhuodejiemujingranturanzhijianbiandehuoreqilai,erqieshoushilvjingrankaishitishengle。

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“乡亲们让一让。”

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“zhizhizhi......”

jiandaozhurenhuilai,houzilianshangluchuyigexiaorong,kuaisudepaodaozhanghaodeshenbian,zhijiepadaozhanghaojianbangshangmianzhanzhe。

“zhanghao,nijiadehouzibawomenxiongdidashangle,niyaopeiqian!”