lihetaitouwangzheganhandetudi，lianshangmanshiwunaidao。
tianjianditou，suoyourendouzaigoulouzheshenzi，tiaozhechenzhongdeshuiyuanqujiumiao，neiyeshizaijiuzijideming。
“die，wojintianquqiuleshenxian，shuobudeshenxianlianminzanmen，huijizanmenxiayuni！”
李小薯开口道。
“神仙？”
“zanmencunnalaideshenxian？”
“你去哪里求得？”
lihetingdaozijiaxiaonverdehuahou，xinzhonggedengyixia，yigubuxiangdeyuganxishangxintou。
zailihexinzhong，shenxiankebushishenmehaodongxi，jiuxiangshigebizhaojiacundejingshen，xiangyaoxuyuanyidingyaofuchuyixiedaijiade。
“cunweidexiaoshanshenmiao！”lixiaoshudao。
“haha，xiaoshu，jiuzanmencunweishanjiaoxiadeneizuoshanshenmiao，toukepoleyebuhuilaijinibuyude。”
“zanmena，haishilaolaoshishikaojianbangchifanba！”
lindidelitiejiangzhanzhishenti，lianshangliuluchuyimoxiaoyidao。
“tiejiangdashu，weishenmea？”xiaoshulianshangliuluchuyimoyihuowendao。
山神庙！
tingdaozijianverdehuahou，liheanzisonglekouqi，kaikoudao：“neishiyizuohuangmiao，limiandeshenlingzaibaohuzanmencunzishi，beiyizhiyeyaojitunle，suanyisuanshijianyoushijinianle，neishihounihaixiao，buzhidaozheixie。”
“yaoshuozanmenlijiacunshanshenmiaodeshenling，haishizanmencunweiyidejurenlaoyelei，zhikexigangzhongjudierribianqushile，huazuoshenlingshouhuwomen！”
“neixienian，meigeyuechuyiheshiwudewanshang，daoshibuyongzangqilaiduobiyeyaoheyegui，danshihegebizhaojiacunyiyang，meiniandouxuyaoxianjiyimingtongnanhuozhetongnv！”
“qiutadaoshimeishi！！”
zheigeshijieshangdesuoyoushenling，liqingshanzhisuoyijiangqichenghuweizuodaowaishen，bianshiyinweizheixieshenlingbingbushitianshengdiyang，ershirensihouhuazuodeshenling。
人死后，有三条路！
diyitiao，wushengwuxi，silejiushisile！
diertiao，huazuoyegui，meiyoulizhihezhishang，yixinkewangshirenjingqi，xiongcanwubi。
disantiao，huazuoshenling，baochilizhihezhishang，danyexuyaoshirenjingqi，huozheyixietianshengdiyangdeyaocai，weichizishenxuqiu。
juedabufenren，doushidiyitiaolu！
sihouhuazuoyeguidejishao！
……
“yuanlaishizheiyang，guaibudecunziliderendoubuquqiushanshen，yuanlaishanshenyijingsile。”
lixiaoshuzheicaihuangrandawu，xuanjixinzhongpansuanzhe，yaobuquqiuyiqiubiedeshenxian？
“咣咣咣……！”
就在这时。
tianjiezhiwai，yiquncunminqiaoluodagu，taizhejiaozichaozhecunwaizou，zhengshilijiacundecunzhangweishou。
zuiqianfangdeluokuangnei，haizhuangzheguaguoheliangshigaodian，shenzhiyigezhutou。
在这种旱灾年景！
dajiadouzaiweirihoufachou，zheiyigezhutoudejiagekeshipoweibufei。
“die，cunzhangyeyetamenquganmale？”lixiaoshulianshangshengqiyimohaoqizhise，shenshouzhixiangyuanchudao。
“cunzhangyeyequqingheshenle！”
“tingwenqianyiduanshijianhuangshahedeheshenjiangxiashenzhi，yuanyiweiwomenfujindecunzijiangxiayushui！”
“kandaoneidingjiaozilema？”
“yaoxianyongjiaozijiangheshenqinghuilai，zaizanmencunzilitiaoxuanhaogongpin，ranhoucaihuijiangxiashenwei！”
liheshuodaocichu，zhangtanyikouqiwunaidao。
这狗屁的世道啊！
贡品！
wufeiyejiushicunzilidetongnantongnv，zhixiwangzheiheshenxuanbudaozijialianggenverhesigeerzishenshangba！
李小薯点了点头！
“duile，nimenjigechulehewolaijiaoshuizhiwai，jinliangbuyaochumen，tingwenbushaocunminhetufeizhengzaisichuzhuabutongnantongnvqujishenlingxianji！”
“yaoshibeizhuale，kejiuhuobuxialaile！”
liheturanxiangqileshenme，kaikoutixingdao。
“嗯！”
身后。
lianggenverhesigeerzifenfendianlediantou！