diyichangxijieshuhou，luxiangnandeganjueshi——jiuzhei？
这钱也太好赚了吧？
dandangtazixiyizhuomo，jiuxiangtongleqizhongyuanyou。
yinweizheishiyibuxiaoyuanqingchunju，suoyishenweixueshengdetajihushibensechuyan，zhixuyaogenjurenshejuzhishaoweizuozuoyidianjiuxingle。
erqie，napazuozuodeyoudianguofenyemeiguanxi，yinweizheichangxibenlaiyiqingjiuzaigendinghuahedangcaoliangrenyanxidapeihe。
kanlai，zhanzhanzixidexintaiyaobude，tahaishidezhuomozhuomozenmeyanhaozheigejiaose。
nianjici，luxiangnanbianduixitongpoyouxiebuman。
“xitong，bierenjiadexitongdouyouguanyuyanxidejinshouzhi，nizenmemeiyou？”
xitonghuiyingdao：“bentongyoudeya。”
luxiangnanqingzhoulexiamei，“zainaerni？wozenmemeikandao？”
xitonglizhiqizhuangdao：“haimeijiesuoya，suzhuyaorenzhennulicaiyoujihuihuode，bentongbunengbangsuzhuyifeichongtian，zuiduozhinengshijinshangtianhua。xiwangsuzhutongguorenzhentishengzishenyanjihuodejiesuojinshouzhidejihui。”
luxiangnannieleniemeixin，“nizenmezaizheishihouturanbiancongmingle？zhidao‘bixuyaozijinulicainengzhaiqulaodongguoshi’zheitiaozhenlile？”
xitongyitingzheihua，dunshiyusujiakuailebushao，napayijiushijixiesheng，yenengtingchutadeqingxugaozhanglejifen。
“那当然了！”
“bentongzuijinshoululebushao**dejilupian！kandebentongneishireleiyingkuang！rexuefeiteng！reqinggaozhang！”
“laodongrenminzuimeili！”
“laodongrenminzuiguangrong！”
“laodongrenminlebuqi，huisahanshuichuangqiji！”
“laodongrenminliliangjian，pinbofenjinpuxinpian！”
henhao，kanlaixitongyijingchubupeiyuchuzhonghuaminzudechuantongmeidele。
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ruguoyouyitian，nituranchengweileyimingyiren，nizuixiangzuoshenme？
yiqiandeluxiangnanbingbuzhidao。
danshi，xianzaidetaqieshidiganshoudaoledangyirendediyifenkuaile！
cishi，sigenvhaizainvzhujiaozuoweidezhuanshuhuazhuangjianlijijizhazha，liaodefeichangqijing。
“shenme？neisheiheneisheizhendezaiyiqile？wodetianna，tamenyigeshidingliunanaidou，yigeshikaocabianzouhongdenvwanghong，zheiliaoyaoshibaochulai，gujiweiboyaozhijiebaozhaba。”
“nifangxinhaole，baobuchulaide，gongsidoudadianhaole。zheijianshizaiquanneijibenshangshirenjinjiezhideshiqing，shenzhilianzheinanaidoudebushaozhanjiedouzhidaozheishier，tiantianxuyuanliangrenzaorifenshouni。”
“guaibudetamendoushuoresheiyebunengrezhanjieni，zheiyaoshituofen，shenmechenzhimalanguzideshiqingdounengbachulai。”
“a？neigenanaidouqianliangtianhaizaizongyishangmaichunqingdedanshenrenshe，shuoshixiaonvshengdeshoudoumeiqianguo，fensizhidaolianqingdoubutuofendema？”
“bujianhuanghebusixinbei，fanzhengjigedafendaidaijiezou，suibianfaliangzhangtuxiegepiyao，hunonghunongjiuguoqule。”
“pei！lanhuanggua！dangyirenmeiyouyide！youdangyouli！nazhefensideqianyangsaozi，xiangxiangjiuhuiqi。”
“ai，zheiniantoutairongyitafangle，kanlaimaiguxujinshenna！”
“yi？shuoqilaiwoyezhidaoyigedagua，mougegangnaleshuijiangdenanyanyuan，haochengdeyishuangxin，shijishangshigejiabaonan！”
“shashasha？tashashihoujiehunde？wozabujideyouzheimeyihuishi。”
“dangranshiyinhunla，talaoposhigequanwairen，tapaixiqijianjingchangzhuanmenlaijitasongaixinbiandang。”
“**，neitahaijiabao？zuzhouzhananxiadiyu！”
“talaopohaitingpiaoliangde，yebuzhidaoxialenazhiyanjingkanshangdeta。”
“nimengangcailiaodezheixiedoubusuansha，wohaizhidaoyigejingtiandagua…”
youyuluxiangnanpingshiduiyulequanguanzhubingbuduo，suoyitazhishizuozaineier，shixianlaihuizaijirenzhijiancuandong，shengpacuoguorenheyigexijie。
raoshiruci，yigeduoxiaoshidexianliao，yezugourangta…
嗝。
吃瓜吃饱了。
zuihou，zuoweibujingankaidao。
“haihaowomenxianzaidoushihuka，cainengliaozheixie，danfanwomenlimianyouyigerenyoudianmingqi，xianzaidougaijinyanshenxingle。”
dinghuadebanyanzhemuyangyangshayouqishididianlediantou，zantongdao：“meicuo，womenhuhuyeyouhuhudekuaile。”
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“nishiwodechulian，dishibachang，dishiermu，kaipai！”
suizhechangjideshengyin，zaicikaipai。
“wei，woyijinggennimendaguobacidianhuale，woyaobaimeigui！meiyouyidianransedebaimeigui！erduobuhaojianyinichumenzuoguaierbiyanhoukemenzhenguagehaokankanxian！”
“wei，upanzhaobudaole？zhaobudaole，niwen**ma？zijihaohaozhaoyizhao，biegenwodadianhua，yitiantiande，feihuabiguanggaohaiduo。”
“wei，nishuosha？caidainiwanglemai？wozaoshangjinishuoleyici，zhongwujinishuoleyici，xiawuyoujinishuoleyici，zheishiernihainengwang？shibushilvyitianshashierbugan，jintininaozile？”
yiqinganxiashoujidetonghuajieshujian，taneizhangjuemeidelianpangcikelongzhaozheyicenghuabukaidehanshuang，fangfosheizhuangdaoqiangkoushangjiujiangyingjietadenuhuo。
zhitingjiantadegaogenxiezaidimianshangfachuqingcuidedadazuoxiangsheng，jingtougensuiyiqingdeshijiaojixutuijin。
zheishi，shenshangguamandabaoxiaobaodedinghuacoudaoyiqingmianqian，jiaojiyoupibeidiwendao。
“yida**，weishenmeguanzhichujilianlianbiaobai，womenmangshangmangxiadibangtabuzhixianchangya？zaishuole，nibushibuxihuanguanzhichuma？”
yiqingshenshoubangdinghuaxiexiabaofu，minzuidao：“yimaguiyima，wobuxihuanta，zhishiyinweilianlianbuxiangdalita，wobangta，yezhishiyinweilianlianxihuanta。”
dinghuatingdaozheihua，youxiegandongyouyouxiejidudao：“niduilianlianhaohaoya，zenmebujianniduiwoyezheimehao？”
yiqingnachushijinzhi，bangtacalecabijianshangdehuichen，meihaoqidao：“nigexiaomeiliangxinde，yaobushiwo，nizenmenaxiagaolengxiaocaode？”
yitingdao“gaolengxiaocao”sigezi，dinghuadelianpangshunjianzhangdetonghong，yanshenpiaohubuding，haixiudao：“aiya，woshuocuole，nizuihaola！”
meicuo，sheinengxiangdaoyizhizichenggaoxiaonvdedinghuanenggenquanxiaoshishengxinmuzhongdegaolengnanshenwenbozaiyiqini？
zheijianshi，haideduokuiyiqingtuibozhulan。
yaobushitagendinghuadadu，dinghuayebuhuixinshidandandipaoqugenwenbobiaobai，yebuhuizaiyinchayangcuozhixia，genwenbozhujianganqingshengwen。
一切皆是缘。
dinghuataitouqiaoleyiyanyiqing，taganjueyiqingjiuxiangshiaishenqiubiteyiyang，zongshiqiahaonengqianzhubierendehongxian。
shangciyanlianlianheguanzhichuhehaoyeshiyinweiyiqing。
jiuzaizheishi，dinghuadeshenhouturanchuanlaiyizhendaiyouyihuodeshengyin。
“ni…nimendouzaiganshenme？”
zheishi…zheishiyanlianliandeshengyin！
wandan！zhengzhutiqiandaodagaobaixianchang！
yaodiaomale！gaizenmeban！