正文 第1章 恭喜你

liuyuezhengshiyinianzhongzuiyanredeshihou,**ladetaiyangshaiderenzhengbukaiyanjing。

yiliangcongdashankaiwangzhonghaishidehuocheshang。

xiaoyaozuozaichuangbian,kanzhechuangwaibuduandaotuidefengjing,lianshangluchuyimodandandexiaoyi,“zhongyulikaidashanlea……”

xiaoyaocongxiaojiuzaidashanshenghuo,wufuwumu,youtadelianggeshifufuyangzhangda,zheixienianlaisuiranjingchanggenzheshifuzounanchuangbei,qulehenduodifang,danzheihaishixiaoyaodiyiciyigerenchuyuanmen,xinlichongmanleqidai。

zuozaixiaoyaoduimiandeshiyigenianjidayueshijiusuideshaonv,edanlianjiabaixisiyu,xiangqianzheyishuangqiushuibandemingmou,wuheizhangfashuchengmawei,shangshenshiyijianbaisetxu,xiashenchuanzheyitiaochaoduandeniuziku,luchuxuebaixianzhangdedatui,jiaoxiayishuangbaisefanbuxie,sanfachuyizhongqingchundemeili。

shaonvdemuguangyizhitingliuzaixiaoyaoshenshang,taguanchatahenjiule,yishanghuochejiuyizhizainianniantaotaode,xiangshidiyicijinchengyiyang。

“meinv,niyizhizheimedingzhewokan,wohuibuhaoyiside。”huran,xiaoyaonaonaotou,youxiebuhaoyisideshuodao。

zheihuakebaneishaonvhedegouqiang,ganjinyikaimuguang,qiaolianweiweiyanhongdedao:“sheikannile,buhaisao。”

“wa,meinv,nilianhongqilaizhenpiaolianga。”xiaoyaofazineixindegankaileyiju。

“qie,youzuihuashe。”shaonvzuishangbumandeqinghengleyisheng,xinliquexiangchilemisidefeichangtian,zhudongshenchuzijideyingyingyushou,“wojiaolinruoyu,nini?”

“heihei,wojiaoxiaoyao,shiwomencundediyidashuaige。”xiaoyaolianmangshenshouwozhulinruoyudeyushou,xiangshiyangzhiyuyibanyingrunxini,rangrenshebudefangkai。

“nimencun?”linruoyulengleleng,“nishizaizheierzhangdadema?”

“duia,congxiaodaodawoyizhishenghuozaidashanli。”

“neiniquzhonghaizuoshenme?”linruoyuyouxiemengle,zheijiahuohunshenshangxiajiuzhidaileyigeshifenpojiudepibao,chucizhiwaishenmedoumeiyou,xianranbushiquzhonghaishangxuede?

neizheijiahuoquzhonghaizuoshenmeni?

nanbuchengshiquzhaogongzuode?

“quzhuanqiana。”xiaoyaoliansehuranbiandeyibenzhengjingqilai,“qiaoqiaogaosuniba,wozhuanqianhenrongyide,suibianluyishoujiqianwanjiudaoshoule。”

“qie,wocaibuxinni。”linruoyuxianranbuxiangxinzheijiahuodeguihua。

“nibuxinwo?wohenlihaide,bujinwugonggaoqiang,erqiemiaoshouhuichun,xiangzhuanqianneijianzhishishoudaoqinlaideshi。”xiaoyaoyilianzixin。

linruoyuyijiuyiliandebuxiangxin,yigezaidashanlizhangdadejiahuo,zenmekenengzheimelihai?

“nikanshangquhaimeiwodani,zenmekenenghuizheimeduo?”

“woshifujiaowodea。”xiaoyaorushishuodao:“woyoulianggeshifu,dashifujiaowowugong,ershifujiaowoyishu,youjuhuazenmeshuolaizhe?duile,wenwushuangquan,wojiushiyiwushuangquan,haha,lihaiba。”

“niyoulianggeshifu?”linruoyuyouxiechijing,yibanrenbudouzhiyouyigeshifuma,“neininageshifugenglihai?”

“dangranshiershifule!”xiaoyaohaobuyouyudehuida,“wodashifusuiranwugongdabiantianxiawudishou,danjiuyouyidianbuhao,shigeqiguanyan,beiershifuguandesiside。”

shuozhe,xiaoyaokanleyiyanlinruoyu,jiandaoshaonvlianshangdeyihuo,jieshidao:“heihei,zheinijiubudongleba,wolianggeshifutamenshifuqi。”

“zheiyanga,neiniganmabujiaoshimuni?”

“taburangwojiaoshimu,feidebiwojiaoershifu,woyemeibanfa。”xiaoyaowunaidetanletanshou,suihoubuchongdao:“suiranwozheiliangweishifudouhenlihai,dannizhidaozuilihaideshisheima?”

“是谁啊?”

“dangranshiwole!”xiaoyaoyilianxiaoyidedao,“bijingtamendouzhihuiyiyang,danwoqueyishuhewugongliangyangdouhui,nishuowoshibushizuilihaide?”

“qie,nijiuchuiba。”linruoyuqinghengyisheng,zheijiahuoshuohuataimeipule,shuotayoushifujiusuanle,juranhaishuozijibishifugenglihai,zheizenmekenengni?

“ai,weishenmewoshuozhenhuajiumeirenxinni……”xiaoyaotongxinjishoudeyaoleyaotou。

“puchi。”linruoyujiandaoxiaoyaozheifumoyang,renbuzhuxiaochushenglai,xuanjizhanqishenlai,chongxiaoyaohuilehuishou,“woquyixiaxishoujian,landetingnichuiniule。”

shuowan,linruoyujiudasuanzhuanshenzouqu,gangzoumeiliangbu,linruoyudeliansehuranfabai,fubuyizhenjutong,yibazuozaileweizhishang,tongkubuyi。

“nizenmele?”xiaoyaowendao。

“wo……woduzihaotong……”linruoyuyouqiwulidedao。

“tufajixinglanweiyan……”xiaoyaokanlekanlinruoyudefubu,lianseweiweiyibian,zhengyaoqishenjilinruoyuzhiliao,pangzuodeyidaoshenyingturanpaoleguolai,“rangkairangkai,woshiyisheng,wonengbangtazhiliao!”

zheinanziershiduosuideyangzi,zhangdeyoumoyouyangde,haiyouxiegaoda,daoshitingduonvhaierxihuandeleixing。

chenlinzuijiaoxianqiyimoruoyouruowudexiaoyi,tagangcaiyizhizuozaipangbian,guanchalinruoyuhaojiule,shishizaizaideshiyigedameiren,zhishitayizhizaihexiaoyaoliaotian,haiyoushuoyouxiaode,yagenjiumeiyouzhuyidaochenlin。

xianzaihaoburongyilailejihui,chenlindangranbuhuiqingyifangguozheizhongzengjinganqingdedahaojihui,mashangpaoguolaizhunbeidaxianshenshou。

“aiyo,yuanlaicheshangyouyishenga,neizheipiaoliangnvwayoujiule。”

“kebushi?wotingrenshuozheijixinglanweiyanhenmafande,xianzaijulidaodazhonghaishihaiyouyiduanshijian,genbendengbule,haihaoyouyishengzai。”

“zheiyishengkezhenshiyibiaorencai,daihuierdengtazhiwanbing,kederangtaliugelianxifangshi,haorangwojiaguinvrenshiyixia。”

“…………”

zhouweideyixiechengkecishidouweileguolai,duichenlinzanshangyoujia。

chenlinyehenxiangshouzheixierenduitadezanmei,lianshangdexiaoyiyufanongyu,kanlekanmianqiandexiaoyao,hengdao:“nihaibuganjinrangkai,danwuleyishengzhibing,nidandaideqima?”

“nizhenshiyisheng?”xiaoyaomeiyoulihuita,fanwenyiju。

“feihua,wobushiyishengnanbuchengnishi?”chenlinnachuzijideyishengzhenghuanglehuang,xinliandaozijisuiranshigedaxuegangbiyedeshixiyisheng,danshixiyishengyeshiyishenga。

“nihaibuganjinrangkai?”chenlinyouxiebunaifanle,shenshouxiangyaotuikaixiaoyao,queshifaxianzijiwulunzenmeyongli,xiaoyaojiuxiangyikuaishitousidezhanzaiyuandiyidongbudong,wanquanqibudaorenhezuoyong。

“nizhidaotadedeshenmebingma?”xiaoyaozaiciwendao。

“wohaimeikanzenmezhidao?”

“qie,lianbingshishenmedoubuzhidao,niyehaoyisizichengyisheng?”xiaoyaobuxiedehengleyisheng。

“wojiubuxinnizhidao!”chenlindahandao,zheijiahuokanshangqujiugengeshanlichulaideqiongxiaozimeishenmequbie,zenmekenengzhidaolinruoyudedeshenmebing。

“taxianzaifubutengtong,bingqiebansuizheweiruodefashaozhengzhuang,liansefabai,zheixianranshijixinglanweiyan。”xiaoyaodandanhuida。

wenyan,zaichangdezhongduochengkedoushiyijing,xinxiangmofeizheigenongcunwayeshiyisheng?

zheiniantouyishengyetaihaodangleba!

chenlinyejuedeyouxieguabuzhu,zixikanlekanlinruoyu,dequeyoujixinglanweiyandezhengzhuang,danweilezhaohuimianzi,tahaishiyingzhetoupishuodao:“jiusuannijiaoxingzhidaotadedeshenmebing,neiyebudaibiaonihuizhi!”

“qiaole,wohaizhennengzhi。”

shuowan,xiaoyaobuzailihuichenlin,congpobaolinachuyipaiyinzhen,conglimiantiaoxuanleyigenzuixixiaodeyinzhen,dasuanjilinruoyuzhibing。

“zhenjiu?zhongyi?”jiandaoxiaoyaonachuyinzhen,chenlindunshilele,buxiedexiaodao:“haha,wodangniyoushenmebenshini,yuanlaishigezhongyia。”

“bukeyi?”xiaoyaofanwenyiju。

“heng,zheiniantousheihaixinzhongyi,wokannijiushigepianzi!”chenlinhaobuliuqingdedao。

“pianzi?henhao,wowenni,xiyishishenmeshihouchuanruzhongguode?”xiaoyaodaoshimeiyoushengqi,wendao。

“zheiwodangranzhidao,shijiushijichuqi。”chenlinyilianjiaoaodedao,tadaxuexuedejiushixiyi,zheidianwentihainanbudaota。

“neiwozaiwenni,xiyishijiushijichuanruzhongguo,neimezaishijiushijizhiqian,zhongguorenkaoshenmezhibing?”xiaoyaodandanyixiao。

“neihaiyongshuo,dangranshizhong……”chenlinlianseyibian,tazheishibeishualea。

“suannihaiyoudianchangshi,jiranzheiyang,neijiuganjingunkai,biedaraowozhibing。”xiaoyaokanleyiyanlinruoyu,cishishaonvdeliansefeichangcangbai,ruguozaidanwuyihuier,kongpabingqinghuijiazhongbushao。

“buxing,jueduibunengrangnihairen!”chenlinyijiubuyibunao,sishixiangdaoleshenme,kanxianglinruoyu,henyoulimaodewendao:“zheiweimeilidexiaojie,nizhendeyuanyirangzheigelailubumingdejiahuojinizhibingma?”

zaitakanlai,linruoyuzheiyangdepiaoliangnvsheng,kendingduizijidejiankanghenaixi,youzenmehuirangzheimeyigexiaonongminjitazhibingni?

xiaoyaozheigeshihouyezaidengdaizhelinruoyudehuida,ruguotatongyizijititazhibing,neimeyiqiedagonggaocheng。

danruguolinruoyubutongyidehua,zhinengshuoyuanfenweidao,xiaoyaoyebuhuiqiangqiu。

“wo……woxiangxinni,nilaiba。”linruoyukanzhexiaoyao,meiyourenhedeyouyu,qingqingdianlediantou。

“gongxini,zuoleyigezuizhengquedexuanze。”xiaoyaoweiweiyixiao,dunxiashenqu,zailinruoyuxiaotuishanglanweixuedeweizhichashangyinzhen,youshoufangdaoyinzhenshang,yiguwenhedeliliangshunzheyinzhenzhurulinruoyudeshenti。