第4章 吓傻了的林二少!

“砰!”

mianmenyingshoulebuwuchenqidalichengdeyiquanhou,linzhuliangdebixuehuleyilian,menyadiaoleliangke;

zhouranxilaidejutong,rangtazhinengfachudichende“wuwu”sheng……

erhou,taneiyourujufeihamabandeshenzi,yiluzhuangsuilezhuoyibandeng、henhenshuaizaiqiangshang,baqiangmiandouzhuangchuleshiduotiaoliewen!

cike,buwuchenganshouzhexuemaipengzhangdelilianggan,shuobuchudechangkuai!

erqitarenquedouyinzheituruqilaidejingbian,wubizhenran——

“少、少爷?”

宛小瑶又惊又喜。

ciqianbeilinzhuliangyijiaochuaidetengdaohunshenjingluan、mantoudahandelaonuachun,zaijiandaobuwuchenhanranchushouhou,neizhangcangsangdelaolianshang、yebujinshengqiyimoxinxiderongguang。

zhiyulinzhuliangdeneilianggegenban,quedougentamendezhuziyiyang,yanranyifuhuojianguiledeyangzi——

“tatata、tabushijiweinanxing,wobingzaichuanglema?”

“zenhainengyiquanchuifanwojiashaoye?”

“fangcaineiyiquanzhigangmeng,jueduichaoguosiniuzhililea!”

“不错。”

“mangwujingdexiuzhe,meitishengyizhongjingjie,kezengtianbanniuzhili。”

“zheimesuanlai……zheibuwuchenbujinshangbingquanyu,xuanqixiuweiyedadaolemangwujingba、jiuzhongzhigao?!”

zheishi,beiyiquanchuidiaoliangkemenyadelinzhuliang,manzuipaofengdeduiliangmingjiadingdashoudao:“nimenlenggepia?yiqishang,zaileta!”

“a?ketaxuelongchengxueyuandeshenfen……”

二人略显迟疑。

“chuleshiyouxiaoyewodanzhe,nimenpageniao?!”

cuobaiganchanzazheshengnuzhiqing,ranglinzhuliangchedidiankuang。

jiezhebiantingde“canglang”yisheng,dadaochuqiao。

neiliangmingdashou,doushigenlelinzhuliangduoniandexinfu,youzhemangwujingjiuzhongdexiuwei。

rujin,tamenlianggegengshiyoubingqizaishou;

erduiyideqingkuangxia,ganggangyikao【chujijingjiefeishengling】、baxuanxiujingjietishengdaolemangwujingjiuzhongdianfengdebuwuchen,haowuyiwendechuyuxiafeng。

“dingdong,shenjixuanzexitongchufachenggong,qingsuzhuzairuxiaxuanxiangzhongzuochuxuanze——”

“xuanxiangyi:mingzhixiongxianyeyaoyingshang,nanerxuexingbunengdiu。”

“gaixuanxiangjiangli:yongjiuxingdejiuniuerhuzhili,liebaojifengzhisu,bingjikeshengxiao。”

……

“xuanxianger:guoduanrensong,ranhouxiangfangshefaqiudeduifangdeliangjie,yituhuagangeweiyubo。”

“gaixuanxiangjiangli:ziwoxishenghepingdashishenfenhuizhangyimei。”

……

“gebixuxuandiyixianga!”

buwuchenbuwuxingfendetianletianzuichun。

认怂?

和解?

不存在的!

jibianmeiyouxitongjiangli,buwuchendoudehuochuqugenduifangsikedaodi。

“dingdong,gongxisuzhuhuodejiuniuerhuzhili,liebaojifengzhisu。”

chaneizhiji,buwuchenjiujuedaotineiyouyiguqiansuoweiyoudechongyigan,fangfoyouzheshibuwandeqili!

zhengdangcishi,liangmingjiadingyishiyizuoyiyoudeshazhijinqian。

shouzhongsuokongzhidaoshi,hanshuangyiyi,haobuliuqing,yanranyishishaxingdaqi,baozheyijibimingdexinsi!

“heiheihei,jiusuannixiuweihuizhanglexieyouruhe?”

“chishoukongquandeni,pingshenmedoudeguowomenlianggemangwujingjiuzhong?”

“guaiguaideyinjingjiuluba!”

说时迟那时快——

jiuzailiangmingjiadingdashougangmengdedaofeng、jijiangpizhanzhongshenruochendebojingheyaoshenzhiji,houzheturandongle。

zhijianshaonianjiaobuyixuan、shentiyice;

shunjiandezhanzhuantengnuo,biancongrongshanduokaierrendezuoyoujiaji。

ganggangtongguoxitongjianglihuoqude“liebaojifengzhisu”,rangbuwuchenzaisudufangmian、zuyiduiliangmingmangwujingjiuzhongdeduishouxingchengnianyazhishi!

“砰!砰!”

neiliangmingjiadingdashougenbenkanbuqingquanyingshicongnalidaguolaide,zhijuedaobojingmingmaichu、hudiyiteng;

jieryanqianyihei,“pu”depentuchuyidakouxianxuehou,dangchangdaodi,mingjuexiduan!

yuanlai,taerrendejingzhui,douzhijiebeibuwuchendeyiquanzhiweihonglegexisui……

“zheizheizhei、zheizenmekeneng?!”

linzhuliangzhijiebeiyanqiandeyimujiheshale。

jixizhiqianhaiwobingzaichuang、xuanqixiuweiyezaizheiduanshiriyilai,bubudieluodaolemangwujingsizhongdebuwuchen……

zenmeturanjiubaofachulerucikongbudexuanwei?

jinjinyiquan,jiunenghongshamangwujingjiuzhongdexiuzhe?

jibianshiganggangtazuguanqijingdexiuzhe,doujuenanzuodaoa!

“guanqijing,wuyiliwaidedounengjiangxuanqifuzhetibiao,zaixuanlidejiachixia,cainengshizhanchuyuanchaomangwujingshiqidezhanli。”

“ke、kezheigebuwuchen,congtoudaojiaodouqiaobujianbandianxuanlifutideguanghua;”

“yejiushishuo,tagenbenbucengdadao‘guanqijing’?”

“nei、neiweitanengdachurucikongbudequanwei?!”

cike,linzhuliangdexin、jiugentaneiyishenfeibiaoyiyang,yinweikongjuerduosuogebuting。

tazishiwufazhixiao,xianzaidebuwuchen,chulemangwujingdianfengneijiangjinwuniuzhiliwai,gengshenjianxitongfuzengde“jiuniuerhu”zhili!

zheidenglidao,moshuoshiyonglaiduifulianggemangwujingjiuzhongdeduishoule;

jibianshiguanqijingyi、erzhongdexiuzhe,beibuwuchenquanliyijizazhongbojingmingmai,duobanyedebeimiaosha!

“shao、shaoyetazenmeturanbiandezheimeqiangle?”

zheigeyiwen,yetongyangyongxianzilaonuachunhenvbiwanxiaoyaodexindi。

zhibuguogenlinzhuliangbutongdeshi,tamenyibianjuezhe“jing”、yibianhaidaizhe“xi”;

erlinzhuliangduici,chule“jinghai”、jiuzhishengxiashenchegusuide“kongju”le!

tadouyaerbandetongkong,zeiguangdamao,“tamade,weijinzhiji,zhinengxianxiechineitiaolaogou。”

“buwuchenyizhiyilaidouhenzhaoguzhuisuitadeneiyinuyibi。”

“zhiyaoxiaoyewoyourenzhizaishou,dingnengbitatanpan,yihuanquyixianshengji!”

林竹亮想到就做。

qiangrenzhemianmentaxiandejutong,yigejianbuchongxianglaonuachun……

zhishi,tadesudu,youzennengkuaideguorujindebuwuchen?

zheishenxingfeishuodejiahuotanshouyizhua,meinengbalaonuachunlaoruhuaizhong,fandaobeilingyizhidashou、sisiqianzhulezijishouwan。

而后,用力一捏——

“咔嚓、咔嚓嚓!”

gutoubeiniedaosuiliedeshengyin,dengshixiangqi。

“呃、呃啊啊!”

“duanleduanle、fangshou,kuaifangshoua!”

linzhuliangshishengtonghuhou,selineirendepaoxiao:“buwuchen,wokejinggaoni,gankuaifangshou!”

“ganggangninongside,zhishiwodeliangtiaogoubale,wuguantongyang;”

“danxiaoyewo,queshilinjiadezhengpaiergongzi!”