第二章 我特么世界观崩了啊

“jintiandahuodouzhunbeihaodanjia,jiushitai,womenyeyaobatataihuiqu!”

meigerendoushiyifumoaidemoyang。

ruoshihuanzuoqitaren,ganzheiyangtiaoxinheixuanfeng,jueduihuibeirenweishichuxianleshenmejingshenwenti。

danchenshuma,ouerbuzhengchangyehenzhengchang。

“shuoshuoba,zenmehuishi?”

liyuanzuodaolebangongzhuodezuoyishang,dianranleyigenhuazi。

“lilaoshi,wozuijinkenengshijingshenchuledianwenti。”

“zheigejiekouyongershisancile,huanyige。”

陈书:“我……”

liyuanqingxileyikouyan,shuangyanweimidewangxianglechenshu。

“jinriheibanshangdetinizhenbuhui?”

liyuansuirankanqilaiwudasancu,danweirenquejiweixixin,nengkanchulaichenshudangshidemangran。

neidaotizhishijichuzhongdejichu,wanquanshiyoushoujiuxing,xiaoxueshengdouhuizuo。

“laoshi,wozhenbuhui,woxianzaidoubuzhidaoshenmeshiyulingshi。”

tazhishizaiketangshangshuiyijue,shijiejiudoubianleyang。

shuxideyushuwaimeile,huanchengleshenmeluanqibazaodeyushouzhishi,gengshijuexingleyigemomingqimiaodexitong。

“zhenghaojintianzhouliu,mingtianjiushizhoumole,nihuiquxiuxiyitian。”

chuhuyiliaodeshi,liyuanmeiyouweinanchenshu。

takanqilaipiqibaozao,danqueshidaozizuidoufuxin,hekuangtayuchenshudefuqinrenshi。

“谢谢李老师。”

chenyuannaqilezhuozishangdeqingjiatiao,zhuanshenzhunbeilikai。

tadequexuyaoshijianlaidiaozhengyixia,

yijuedegongfu,taganjuezijideshijieguanyijing……bengtale。

……

“jintianshigehaorizi,xinxiangdeshierdounengcheng。”

chenshuchuizhekoushao,wangzhekongkongruyedexuexiao。

xianzaizhengshishangkeshijian,ziranbuhuiyouxueshengchuxian。

suiranshijiebianyang,danshuxiderendoumeiyoubian,

chenshuziranshijilaizhizeanzhi,hekuangzijihaijuexinglexitong,xianranshiyijianhaoshi。

“tongxue!xianzaishishangkeshijian,zenmezaixuexiaolimianxianguang!”yimingxuexiaodelaoshikandaolexianguangdechenshu。

“我有病。”

“……”

wangzheduifangyiqifengfadebeiying,yuqizhonggengshiyouzhejiaoaozihao。

fangkediyudao:“kanlaishibingdebuqing。”

chenshuqizhegongxiangdanche,henkuaibianhuidaolejiazhong。

“儿子,没事吧?”

gangyidaojia,chenshudemuqinyilianguanqiedexunwendao。

xianranshibanzhurenliyuantiqiangenjialitongguodianhuale。

“ma,womeishi,zhishiyouyidianmeng。”

chenshuhuidaolejiazhong,huranjianxiangqileshenme。

“duilelaoma,xianzaishi2021nianma?”

“hushuoshenmeni,xianzaishifusuli980nian。”

“kanlaiwohaimeiyouwanquanhuifuguolai。”

chenshurouleroutaiyangxue,zhuanshenhuidaolezijidefangjianzhong。

suiranshijiebianyang,dankejiquemeiyoubianhua,xiangyaolejieshijiexinxi,hulianwangziranshiwuerxuanze。

chenshushuliandedakaidiannao,weizijichonglebeireqitengtengdekafei。

“wodaoyaokankanshijiedaodishigeshenmeguiyangzi。”

chenshubuduanliulanzhewangshangdexinwen。

benyiweitayijingzuohaolezhunbei,danyiranyouxiebengbuzhule。

“zhenjing!moumingxingyushoushijingranbaochulejingtianchouwen,jiucizoushanglechunyufengdedaolu。”

“yushourongyaoyijingkaiqixinsaiji,dengnilaizhan!”

“beilishideqingyuanshanchuxianlexindeyiciyuankongjianmen,qineixiongshouyifengshuxingweizhu,qidaigedayushoushidejianglin!”

“redian!!feixunjituandeshouxizhixingguantupozhiwangjiyushoushi,xindeqiyuelingjingranshissjidejibingdiqie!”

chenshuyoushouyidongzheshubiao,zuoshoubuduanrouzhetaiyangxue,

我特么脑瓜仁疼啊!

shugexiaoshideshijian,chenshudeshijieguanbuduanbengta,youbuduanzhongxinjianli,

zhongyu,taduishijieyouleyidianjibendelejie。

rujindeshijieyijingdabianyang,gegechengshidouhuisuijichuxianyiciyuankongjianmen。

guangshihuaguojingnei,yiciyuankongjianmenbianyouzuzushubaige,limianyouzhegezhongxiongshou,weixianchengdukeweishizhijielaman。

danrenleiziranyeyouyingduidefangshi,neibianshiyushoushi。

meigerendounengzaishiwusuideshihoujinxingjuexingyishi,

ruoshinengkaiqiyushoutianfu,tongshiyuyijieshenglingqiandingqiyue,neibianyouxiwangchengweiyushoushi。

qiangdadeyushoushinengjiayuqiyuelingjinxingzhandou,zhenshouyiciyuankongjianmen,baohuquanrenlei。

zheiziranrangyulingshiyoulejigaodeshehuidiwei。

“erzi,chulaichifanle。”

chenshunazhekafei,huanghuangyouyoudezoulechulai。

“zheihaizi,zenmele。”

muqinmolemotadeetou,guanqiedewendao。

qiafengcishi,fuqinchenpingxiabanhuidaolejiazhong。

“erzi,tingshuonibingle?zhuanmenjinimaidedalibao,zhenghaoganshangyaodiancuxiao。”

shuoba,yidabaoluanqibazaodeyaojijiurengdaoleshafashang。

“woshuolaoba,ninengkaodianpuma,dangmailingshini?”

chenshuzuijiaoyichou,neiyiduiyaolimianzhishenmebingdedouyou,jiushizhibuletadebing。

“duile,bama,nimenshiyushoushima?”

tahuranjianxiangdaoleshenme。

shugexiaoshideshangwangshijian,tayinxiangzuishenkedejiushiyushoushisangezi。

“feihua,laobajiushizaiyijiayushoudanweishangban。”

fuqinchenpingyiliandeaoranmoyang,tongshijiangshouzhongdeyigehongselihenalechulai。

“zhenghao,zheishidanweifadejiangli,xiapinhuoyanyaoye。”

chenshuwangzheneijingzhipingzizhongzhuangdehongseyeti,zaikanlekanzijishouzhongdehongsekafei。

“zheigeyaoyehenzhenguima?”tayanlekoutuomo,qingshengwendao。

“dangran,huoyanyaoyenengyongjiutishengqiyuelingdehuoshuxing,zheimeyipingkongpajiushijiqiankuai。”

chenpingjiangyaoyexiaoxinyiyidecunfangleqilai。

“dangran,zanmenjiashiyongbulele,huitoumailebutiedianjiayong。”

“erzi,nihedeshenmewanyi,zheimehong?”

chenpinghuranjiankanjianlechenshushouzhongdehongsekafei。

“meishenme,meishenme。”

chenshuyigunaojiangkafeihejinleduzi。

meixiangdaoxitongjianglidexiapinhuoyanyaoyejingranzheimegui,

tazhishizuoleyigexuanzetijiujianglilejiqiankuai。

kexi,xiawudeshihoujialimeikaishuile,beitayonglaichongkafeile……

nanguaichenshuganjuezijishentinuanyangyangde。

“ba,renhelemeishenmeshiba?”

“renhezheiwanyigansha,neibuchunchunyoubingma?”

“……”

chenshuyiliandewuyumoyang,danshentichulenuannuandeyiwai,meiyouqitadefuzuoyong,tayejiubuzaiyile。

“laoba,jirannishiyushoushi,neikendingyouqiyuelingle?”

“dangran,neijiushiwodeqiyueling。”

shuoba,fuqinzhixiangleketingshangdeneiyugang,

qineizhengyouyizhihongsedexiaoyubuduanyoulaiyouqu。

陈书:“……”

jialiyanglezheimeduoniandeyujingranshifuqindeqiyueling?!