第四章 各位叫我陈叔就可以了

“neige,woxianzaideyushoudengjishiyijile。”

cihuayichu,liangrenqiqikanqu。

zhijianchenshudexinnianyidong,yigejinseshilaimujiuchuxianzaitadeshoushang。

meigeyushoushidouyouzhuanshudeyushoukongjian,qiyuelingpingshijiudaizailimian。

zhiqianchenshuzhishijiangshilaimudangzuoleguanshangxingchongwu,zheicaifangzailejiazhong。

“还真是。”

liangrenganshoudaoleshilaimudeqiangdu,yijingchengweileyijiqiyueling。

yidanyushoushidedengjitisheng,qiyuelingdeshilitongyanghuidedaotisheng,gexiangshuxingyehuiyoutisheng。

ruoshiqiyuelingdeqianlipingjigao,gengshiyoukenengjuexingxindetianfuhuojineng。

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“laoli,xianzaimeiwentileba。”

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kanlaichenshudequebushinaozhewande。

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“zhenshibuzhidaoshihaoshihuai。”

liyuantanlekouqi,zhengyuzaichouyigenyan。

“yi,wozhuoshangdedahuojini?made,laochenpiyoujiwoshunzoule。”

……

chenshuhuidaolebanji,dunshiyidaduitongxueweileshanglai,yizhenxuhanwennuan。

dangquerenchenpijingranwanhaowusundeshihou,zhongrenbuyoudedashisuowang。

“benyiweinengkaixide,kexile……wohaixianghexiaohaiyizhuoni。”

zhangdalitanlekouqi,yiliandeyihanmoyang。

“kaixi?kaigepixi!”

chenshuxiaomalezhangdaliyiju,laidaolezuijiaodezuoweishang。

“heixuanfengzhenmeiweinanni?”yourenxunwendao。

chenshu:“dangranweinanle。”

“laolifeiyaorangwoqushenmeyushouban,woshuolewobuxiangqu,wozhixiangdangyigeputongren,woduichengweiqiangzhemeiyouyidianxingqu,danjiabuzhutayizhiquana。”

“滚蛋!”

sizhoudetongxueqishengbiyidao,zhuanshenhuidaolezijidezuoweishang,buzaidalita。

chenshujiandaozheiyimuxiaodegengkaixinle,buyoudedashengdao。

“xibeixuantianyipianyun,neikezhenshifenghuangluorulewuyaqun。”

yinglaidequezhishiquanbanbiyidemuguang。

zhongrenxianrandouyijingxiguanlechenshudexingge,zhijiegaimingjiaochenpihuozhechenjiangenghao。

叮叮叮!

一阵上课铃声响起。

tongxuemenjieshizhengjinweizuo,tongshinachulekeben,dengdaizheshangke。

danzoujinlaidequebushi‘heixuanfeng’,ershiyimingwenzhibinbindenanlaoshi。

“naweishichenshutongxue?chulaiyixia。”

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“neikeshiyushoubandelaoshi,chenpibuhuizhendeyaozhuanbanleba?”

“ganjueshizhende,tabenlaijiuyouyushoutianfude,zhishiqiyuelingpingjitaichale,zheicaixuanzelefangqi。”

“kanlaijianghuyoushaoleyigehuohai。”

tongxuemenqieqiesiyu,banshangdeqifenjingranxiandehuankuailebushao。

“yi?shini?bingqinghaozhuanle?”

jiaoshiwaidenanlaoshizhengshishangzhouliujianchenshuxianguangdefangkelaoshi。

tongshitayeshiyushouwubandebanzhuren。

chenshusisuopianke,kaikoudao:“haole,danyoumeiwanquanhao。”

fangkeyiliandewuyu:“laolirangwotongzhiniyixia,xiawushoushihaoshuben,zhijielaiyushouwubanbaodao。”

“laoshi,zenmeshiyushouwuban?yibandebanzhurenni?”

“nigezheixiangpeach?”

方柯终于忍不住了。

yushouyibanshinianjishangdeyoudengshengcainengjinrulimian,meiyigexueshengdeqiyuelingzhishaodoushidji,

butongyuputongxuesheng,yushoubandejingzhengjiweijilie,

yushoushengyigongwugeban,anzhaoxueshengdezongtichengjihuafenercheng。

mudejiushipeiyangxueshengdejingzhengyishi,rangtamengengjiapoqiedetishengshili。

chenshuyikaishijiuxiangyaojinruyushouyiban,ziranshichirenshuomeng。

nengjinruyushouwubandouyijingshijiweimianqiangle。

chenshutanlekouqi,yushouwubanjiuyushouwubanba,fanzhengtadeshilichizaodouhuitishengqilaide。

yicixuanzejiurangtachengweileyijiyushoushi,duolaijicibushizhijieqifei?

xiawushifen,chenshuyijingshoushihaoquanbujiadang,denghouzaiyushouwubandejiaoshiwai。

“tongxuemen,jintianwomenyushouwubanjiangyinglaiyigexintongxue。”

“tashilaiziputongbandechenshu,dajiahuanying!”

daizheheikuangyanjingdefangkekaikoudao,tongshishiyijiaoshiwaidechenshuzoujinlai。

“geweihao,woshilaiziputongsanbandechenshu。”

chenshubeizheshuangshou,wanrulingdaoshichayiban。

“zaixiashentijiankang,mianrongjunlang,wurenhebuliangshihao!”

“tongshijingtongyushuwaiyijilikeleidegegezhishi,renchengyichenburanmeishaonian,chengshikekaoxiaolangjun!”

“ruoshigeweibuxianqi,jiaowochenshuhuozheshudoukeyi!”

“……”

zhijianjiaoshizhongjijingwusheng,meixiangdaoduifangdeziwojieshaonengzheimechedan。

“haole!haole!chabuduodele!”

fangkedelianshangyouzhemianqiangdexiaorong,shenzhietoushangdourenbuzhuliuhanle。

shenmeniuguisheshendoulaiyushouwubanle,kanlaiduiwuyuelaiyuebuhaodaile。

“laoshi,wohaimeiyoujieshaowan……”

“chenshu,nideweizhizaineili。”

fangkezhilezhijiaoshihoupaideyigezuowei,

zaitingdaochenshushuohua,takenenghuirenbuzhubaozou。

guoranrulaolishuode,zheichenshujiubushishengyoudedeng。

chenshuyilianyihan,tateyizhunbeideyiqianziziwojieshao,qizhongdabufendoushizanmeidecihui,keximeiyoujihuizhanshichulaile。

tabaozheyiluoshubenhuidaolezuoweishang,bushaorendouxiangtakanlai。

chenshudoushiweixiaodiantoulaishiyi,yiliandepingyijinren。

yushoubandexueshengshuliangdoushigudingde,meigebandouzhiyouershisige,

danxianzaiyoulechenshudejiaru,yushouwubanchengweilenianjishangweiyiyigeteshudebanji。

“xianzaikaishishangke,chenshu,nishixinzhuanlaide,xiwangnengjinkuaigenshangbanjidejindu。”

fangkehuifuleyansudemianrong,kaishilexiawudekecheng。

“nachu《sannianyushou,wunianchengcai》,jintianwomenzuoyitaolimiandeceshiti,zheishibencideyuekao,xiwanggeweishenzhongduidai!”

“zheimingzizenmetingqilaiguaiguaide,youzhongmomingdeyapogan。”chenshudigudao。