第一章 不过是一场笑话

《yixiantianhoumuruofeishuixingyanghua,hunneichugui!》

《yinghoumuruofeigongranyushenminanrenkaifang,jishizhixingzongcaiyanmianhecun?!》

jiahongjiacudebiaotiduanduanyiyezhijianxijuanlegedameititoutiao,chengweijiayuhuxiaodetanzi,wuyishijinnianyulequanli,zuidadeyiqichouwen。

muruofeiduozaikongwuyirendebieshuli,jiangtoushenshenmaijinxigai,tabuganbiyan,zhiyaotayibiyan,yanqianjiuhuichuxianwushuqunqingjifendefensiweizhetafengkuangderuma。

“muruofeigunchuyulequan!”

“gunchuqu!buyaojiyulequanmohei!”

leisidehuazheixietiantayijingtingdaoguowushucile,shiqingzenmehuibianchengzheiyang?!

yanqiandeyiqieshiyichangzhangjiudeemeng。

poyujiazulianyin,tabudebufangqizijideaiqing,jiajijiyunshen,jiehunwunianqueduijiyunshenmeiyoubandianganqing,haozaimeimeimuruyanyizhizhichizheta,xiangbanfarangtahejiyunshenlihun。

erneitianwanshang,muruyananpaitahemenghaochenjianmian,diertianjiuchulaiputiangaididemanmahezhaopian,doushitahemenghaochen。

jibiantazhishixianghemenghaochenshuoqingchu,zijixianzaishibierendeqizi,buhuizaiyoubandianbiedexinsi。

gongsixunsufangqileta,suoyourendoumata,xiurutatasuoyoudenulidouchengleyigexiaohua!

beituixiawanzhangshenyuan,yongshibudefanshen,buguoyiyeeryi。

shoujihuranzhendongqilai,muruofeifangfoduiwaijiedeyiqiedouyijingmeiyouzhijuele,taweiweizhuanguomuguang,kandaopingmushangtiaodongde“muruyan”sangezi,caijiexiadianhua。

“wei?jiejie,nixianzaizenmeyangle,haihaoma?”

muruyanjiqiedeshengyinchuanlai,haijiazazhexieweidechuanxi,“woyemeixiangdaoneixiejizhehuigenguoqu,jingranhaipaixialezhaopian……”

muruofeixianzainaoziyipianhunluan,meiyoutingchudianhuaneiduandebuduijing,zhishinannandediyu:“woxianzaishenmedoumeiyoule……”

dieluochenai,yiwusuoyou。

“meishidejiejie,yaobunixianguolaiba,wozaijiangnanshuiwan,woyoufenliwuyaojini,wobaozheng,niyidinghuixihuande,a……”

muruyanhuranfachuyishengyouxieqiguaideshenyin,henkuaibianbeiyiliaomosuodexisushengyingaileguoqu。

muruofeishengyinsiya,zuzuguolehaoyihui,caidisheng“ng”leyisheng。

jiangnanshuiwanshimujiabujiuqiankaifadesirenbieyuan,zhudazhongshigudianfengge,tingtailouge,xiaoqiaoliushui,muruyansuoshuode,shiqizhongyitaodangchubeidangzuoshengriliwusongjimuruofeidexiaobieshu。

muruofeidaojiangnanshuiwandeshihou,yijingshishenyele。

tayouhunyibandenachuyaochikaimen,zoujinbieshu,ketingneikongwuyiren,muruofeitaibuwangloushangzouqu,haimeizoujibu,biantingdaoletianniaimeideshenyinsheng。

“hehe,haochen,nibuyaozheimexinjima……”

jiaoroudenvshengzaimuruofeierbianxiangqi,tahunhunchenchendizhengkaiyanjing,mohukanqingyanqianjiuchanzaiyiqideliangtiaorenying。

“nizheixiaoyaojing,haibushinizhudonggouyinwo,xianzaihaijinchishangle。”

shuxideshengyin,rangmuruofeizhenggerendoujiangzhule。

menghaochen,shimenghaochen,neigetaaileshiniandenanren,zhengbaozhelingyigeyishanbuzhengdenvren,shazidouzhidaotamenzaizuoshenme!

erxiayimiao,menghaochenhuailidenvrenzhuanguolianlai,neizhangzhuangrongjingzhidelianshangdaizheshenglizhedeweixiao。

是慕如嫣。

muruyanxiaozhekanxiangmuruofei,feidanmeiyoushoulianzijidedongzuo,fanergengjiafangdangdewanshanglemenghaochendebozi:“wodehaojiejie,zheifendali,nixihuanma?”

muruofeihunshenzhandou,shoujiaobingliang,zhijiandouzaidazhan。