会议室里。
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天爷啊！
桀神来了！
桀神来他们恋综了！
jinggexiaodao：“daoyan，zheijiushiwojinituijiandaitiwolujiemudeyanyuan，songjingyi。ninqiaozhe，haisuanmanyima？”
huangzhiqianghanleidiantou：“manyi！manyi！bunengzaimanyile！jieshenkenquzunjiangguilaiwomenlianzong，shiwomenxiulebabeizidefuqi！”
songjingyihenshaocanjiazongyi，tebieshixianglianzongzheizhongchunyuledejiemu，danshijirantalaile，neijiubiexiangzoule！
youletadejiameng，zanzhufeishenmedewanquanbuyongchou，reduyewanquanbuyongchou。huangzhiqiangxianzaidoubuganxiangxinsongjingyiyaocanjialianzong，yushiwendao：“jieshen，niweishenmeyaocanjialianzong？”
wenwan，taxiangjizijiyibazhang。
zheidoushishenmechunwenti，barenwenzoulezenmeban！
songjingyidanshengdao：“ganxingqu。”
huangzhiqiangdianlediantou，naoziguanbuzhuzui，bababadeshuodao：“ganxingquhaoa，xingqucaishizuihaodelaoshi！jieshenlaiwomenjiemubujinkeyixuexilianaidejingyan，zhenghaoxiaojiuhuaiyunle，nihainengxuedaoyixienaibadejingyan！”
qifenyishunjianningguzhule。
songjingyikanxiangjingge：nimeigaosuta，wogenjiujiushifuqi？
jinggezuijiaochoulechou：zheishiwozenmegansuibianpuguang。
lukuan：“nimenlianggemeilaiyanqudeganshenme？”
huangzhiqiang：“xiaojiuxiaojiu，nibieluanshuohua。”
lukuanguominduhengao，danshitadekaweiwufagensongjingyixiangtibinglun，huanzuobiedemingxing，kandaosongjingyikendingyaolianhongzhejianjiaole，weishenmetaneimedanding？
zaiyulequan，henduomingxingdeouxiangshisongjingyi，tajiushishenyibandecunzai。
lukuan：“e。nimenlianggebuyaoyongyishijiaoliule，youshenmehuazhishuo。”
kandaotaneimebuzunjingsongjingyidexingwei，huangzhiqiangchadianfanxinzangbing，tazenmebuzhidaozheiweixiaozuzongzheimeganshuo，mianduisongjingyiyidiandoubuqiechang，haiganhechitamen。
songjingyi：“meishenmewentile，womenzhijieqianhetongba。”
yushilukuanmeishuo，jinggemeishuo，songjingyiyebudasuangaosuhuangzhiqiang，tahelukuanshifuqi。
huangzhiqiangqiangdiao：“xiaojiuyijinghuaiyunle，jieshennigentajiazhuangqinglvjiuhao，qinqinbaobaozheileidexingweiwomenjiemuzubuhuiyaoqiunimenzuo，nimenbaduifangdangchengpengyoujiuxing。”
lukuanhesongjingyidianlediantou。
huangzhiqiangnazhezhanxindehetong，kanzhesongjingyixiaosadeqianming，zheicaiyouzhongjiaotashidideganjue，songjingyizhendeyaolaicanjialianzongle。
heng，neixiegenfengdelianaizongyi，maopaihuozhongjiushimaopaihuo，womennengqinglaisongjingyi，nimennengma？！
车上。
jinggecuzhemeiwen：“jieshao，womenbugaosudaoyannimendeguanxi，zheiyangzhendehaoma？”
zheiduidingliufufuyaozailianzongjiazhuangluren，wanzheimedadema？！
lukuanwuzhezuixiaodao：“daoyanhaidingzhusongjingyi，jiemulimeiyouqinqinbaobaodehuanjie，hahahaha，haoxiangzheiyanghuibasongjingyihezou。”
songjingyimiyanxiaozhe，qingchi：“xiaohuaidan，kandaodaoyanneimejinzhang，shunizuigaoxing。”
lukuanduzhezui，shualaipideshuo：“wonaligaoxingle，shinigaoxing。”
songjingyi：“ng，wozuigaoxing。”
tabuxihuantahuoyuezaipingmushang，bataguanzaijialicaijuedeanxin，danshizheici，yixiangdaotayaogentayiqiluzongyi，momingdeyouxiekaixin。
suoyourendounengkandao，zhanzaitapangbiandeshita，gentaqinmihudongderenzhinengshita。zheimexiangxiang，tadouyoudianqidaizheigelianzongle。
qinqinbaobaoshenme，bixuyaoyou，jiemuzubujitashedingzheigehuanjie，takeyizijijiaxi。
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mamafen：jiezainianjiyebuxiaole，tacanjialianzongshibushixiangtanlianaile？
xinfen：xiwangnvfangbuyaozuoyao，buyaowozuzhoutazuzongshibadai！
laofen：liqibuyaozheimezhong，zunzhonggengegehezuodemeiyiweiyanyuan。
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【全凭脑补和想象】
【wogenwopengyoushuowoshisongjingyihelukuandecpfen，tashuowoxiemen。shishizhengming，zhiyaoganxiang，shenmedounengchengzhen！】
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【坐等综艺直播】
lukuanzicongzhidaozijigensongjingyidecpchaohuahou，jiukaileyigexiaohao，meitianzailimianqianshui。
takandaozheixiefensidefayan，youxiexinteng。
zhanzaitamendejiaodulaikan，tahesongjingyiyongyuanbukeneng，keyiduiyongyuanbukenengdecp，zhenshixuyaomodadeyongqi。
lukuankanmanhuadeshihou，yeshiluankecp，henbunengqinzientourangliangrenqinqin。
zheizhongquanpingyilikecpdeganshou，tataidongle。
songjingyixiwanzao，conghoumianbaozhuta，qinleqintafenfendeerchui，shayacixingdesangyinshuo：“zaikanshenme？”
lukuanguandiaoweibo，dakaileshipinapp：“wodezuopinzhiyouyibu，nikanguo，danshinidezuopinyouhenduo，wodasuanbuyibu，buranlujiemudeshihouhuiluxian。”
taxiangjizijiliyigesongjingyimimeiderenshe。