第1章
dongyangsheng，lingxiushi，diyirenminyiyuan。
zheishiyijiasanjitedengyiyuan，youyuedeyiliaoziyuan，zuiqianduandekeyanjishuyijiqiangdadeshizililiang，shidetachengweiquanshirenminjiuyidediyixuanze，tongshiyeshisuoyouyixueyuanxueshengshixiyijijiuyedeshouyaomubiao。
zheiyangdeyiyuan，ziranyouyankedeshixishengtiaoxuanbiaozhun，qingyibunengjinru。
dangran，ruguozhaodeguanxizugoulaogu，huadeqianzugouduo，neijiulingdangbielunle！
linhuairendefuqinyingnianzaoshi，muqinzuozhepugongmianqiangduri，tanengzaizheijiayiyuanshixi，pingjiedequanshizijidezhenbenshi。
yinweijingzhengjilie，linhuairenshifenzhenxizheiyangdejihui，buguanshishenmezanghuoleihuo，tadoushidiyiquqiangzhegande，quchafangdeshihou，duibingrendeqingkuangyeshifenshangxin。
zheitianshenye，dabufenrendouxiabanle，linhuairenzhaojiuchafang。
laidao501shi，zheigebingrenhuanyouxinzangzhudongmaibanyinghua，zhengzaipaiduizuodaqiaoshoushu。
bingrenyijingshuizhele，linhuairenzixijiluzhegexiangshuju，huranjian，bingrenyizhenchouchu，piankezhihouyouhunmiguoqu，yiqidididexiangleqilai，zhijianxinlvgenxueyangbaohedujisuxiajiang。
linhuairentaochuyizhixiaodiantong，qingqingfankaibingrenyanpi，liansebianlebian。
bingrendeqingkuanghenyanzhong，bixumashangjinxingzhiliao。
dantazhishiyigeshixisheng，weijingyunxu，meiyouxingyidezige。
taitoukanleyanbingli，zhuzhiyishishitangjidezhuren。
linhuairendangjichongxiangzhurenbangongshi，queyiwaidefaxianbangongshidemenjinbizhe，nandaotangzhurenjintianmeizhiban？
tazhanzaimenqian，touguopangbiandexiaochuangziwanglimianwang。
zheiyiwang，linhuairenjiulengzhule。
tangzhurenzhengzuozaiyizishang，pangbianshiyigenongzhuangyanmodenvren。
“zhuren，renjiabuxiangquxiangxia，nijiubuyaorangrenjiaquhaobuhaoma！”
tangjidesemimidedingzhenvren，nvrenpeihedexiangtakaojin，tangjideyandaiyise，zheinvrenshangdao！
“eiyowei，wodexinganxiaobaobeier，wozenmeshederangniquchiku，guai，rangwohaohaotengtengni…。。”
tangjidexialiuweisuodemoyangranglinhuairenzuooubuyi，buguohaoqizheihushidaodishishei？
linhuairenzhanzaimenqianyouxieganga，bingfanglihaiyourendengzheqiangjiu，ertangjidejuranzaibangongshigenxiashujinxingtaosejiaoyi，tajiuzhinengzhanzaizheigegandengyan？
jiuzailinhuairengandaobuchifennushi，neihushibujingyiyihuitou，linhuairengengshiwuleihongding，zheinvrenjingranshiwangbizhen！
他女朋友的闺蜜！
wangbizhenyekanjianlechuangwaineishuangyanjing，jingjiaozhecongtangjideshenshangtiaoxialai。
tangjidejianyourenhuaitahaoshi，dunshichenxialian，xiongsheneshadedengzheneishuangyanjingdezhuren，sihaomeiyouyisixiukuigan：“shisheizheimebudongguiju，wodebangongshishinikeyitoukandema？！”
wangbizhenmeixiangdao，taguyitiaodawanshanglaibanzheijianshi，juranhuibeirenzhuangjian，zheiyaoshibeichuanchuqu，tahairuhezaizheiyiyuanlizu！shengyuyehuisaodi！
tangjidedangranbuxiangbashiqingnaoda，bijingshangtouzuijinzhuadeyan，lakaimenyikan，shigechuanzheshixifudexuesheng，shunjianfangxiaxinlai，baichuyifuguanjiazi：“yigexiaoxiaodeshixishengzenmedaochuluancuan，zheishiyiyuan，meigeguizhangzhidudema？”
wangbizhenjianlairenshilinhuairen，mashangjiudandingle，tajinjinlouzhutangjidedegebo，jiaodidideshuo：“zhuren，yigeshixishengdouganpazainidebangongshilaitingqiangjiao，zheiyaoshichuanchuqule，yousunnideweiwanga！”
tangjideyincecededingzhelinhuairen，juedezheihuahenyoudaoli，bunengjiuzheimeranglinhuairenlikai。
linhuairenruzaoleiji，shuaxinleduiwangbizhenderenshi，yiwangkanzainvpengyoudefenshang，tameishaoqingchiwangbizhenchihaodongxi，xianzaizheinvrenjingranxiangzhitayusidi！
linhuairenniejinquantou，danshengdao：“tangzhuren，501debingrenfashengzhongdabingbian，qingniquyitang。”
tangjidelenghengyisheng：“zhidaole，buguoganggangwogenwanghushizhishishangtangongzuoshangdeshiqing，niyaoshiganhuyanluanyu，bieguaiwobukeqi！”