diaosiershijiniandeleixiaoleizhongyushibiyele，dangran，biyedejieguojiushi，tazhaobudaogongzuo，xianzaijiali。
ta，yechenggongdeyouyuanlaidefeizhai，bianchenglesifeizhai……
yijinganweilezijiershiyicimingtianjiuquzhaogongzuodeta，cishizhengnazheshoujifadai。
“仙界神差群……”
“zheishigeshenmewanyier？”
“kanqilaijiujuedediaobaole，gaibuhuiyeyoushiermeishierjiufenxiangyixiegongfaba？”
“haha，xiangshenmeni，nayouneiyangdeshier，yinggaishiyiquncoserjiandeba。”
chuyuwangluoshidaideleixiaoleipingshiyexihuankanxiaoshuo，gengxihuanmeishizuojiuhusiluanxiang。
“新人爆照！”
“新人爆照！”
……
zuoweiganggangjiarujinlaideleixiaolei，shoudaolereliedehuanying。
leixiaoleiyeshihaobuhanhu，zhijiejiufachuleyifengchuletarenweishiziji，bierendoukanbuchushitadeptuzhaopian。
fachuzhaopianzhihou，tameizizidekaozaileshafashang，dengdaizhebeidajiakuajiang。
xiangyaotongguowangluolaipaiqianyixiazaishenghuozhongdeburuyi。
“**……zhei……laoxiong，gemenshuohuabijiaozhi，ni……zhangdeshizaishiyouxieweiwan，nishizenmejiaruwomenxianjieshenchaqunde？gaibuhuishizoulehoumenerba？”
“nanbuchengnishinaweixianjiadehoudai？”
yigewangmingjiao“jizhouxianjieshenchafengyang”dexiongtaifachuyigezhenjingdebiaoqing，jiezhegenlehoumianyiduanleirendehua。
qitadejigexuanshouyezaihoumiangenlehenduodeshenglvehao。
neiyisishigaosuleixiaolei，shangmiandelaogeshuodehendui！
你，真的丑到爆了！
leixiaoleikanjianzhihouxianshiyileng，suihouhuoqiyeshanglaile：“shenmejiaozouhoumenjinlaide？jiushijiaruyigequnliaoeryi！”
“nihaokan？banizhaopianfachulairangwokankan！”
“haiyouhoumianfashenglvehaodeneixie，doubaozhao！”
sousousoudejixia，qunlizhiqianderenjiuhaoxiangzaojiuzhunbeizhesuishibaozhaoyiyang，shunjianzhaopianjiushuapingle。
“嘶……”
kanzhequnlineiyifengfengbuguanshinanshinvdoumeiruotianxiandezhaopian，leixiaoleirenbuzhudebianxileyikouliangqi。
suihou，taxianruleshenshendezhenjinghechensizhizhong。
youguoleliangjiu，tacaizaipingmushangqiaochulejigezi：“nimen……zhendeshixianjieshencha？”
gangyikaishideshihou，tabingmeiyouduorenzhen，danshisuihoukandaodeneixierenbaochulaidezhaopianzhihou，taquebudebuxiangxinzheigequndezhenshixing。
neixierenwushizaishitaimeile，genbenbushixiandaixiutujishukeyiweizaochulaide！
youqishizhikanzhaopianyekeyiganshoudaotamenshenshangsanfaerchudeqizhi，neijueduibushiputongrenyoude。
fengyangxianshifalejigeshenglvehao，suihouyouxiedao：“zheiweixiongtai，shisheitongyinijiajinlaide？”
kanzhezheiyijuwenhua，leixiaoleixinqingshunjianjiujinfengleqilai，silaixiangqu，zuizhonghaishijuedingshihuashishuo：“wozhengzaiwanshouji，turanjiufachutishi，shuowojiarujinlaiqunliao……”
“woshenmedoumeiganjiujinlaile。”
fengyangfaleyigezhoumeidebiaoqing：“biaoshihenbulijie。”
“nanbuchengshidazongguanlacuorenle？”
zheijuhuaganggangfachu，tayoulikechelehuiqu。
danhaishiyouhenduoyanjianderenkandaole。
lingyigejiaozuo“youzhouxianjieshenchaliufei”deyinggaishihefengyangbuduifu，zaicishibiandao：“fengyang，nikebuyaohuyanluanyu。”
“jiranshidazongguanbatalajinlaide，ziranshiyouyuanyinde。”
“nizheiyangwangzicaicedazongguandeyitu，youhejuxin？”
fengyangkanjianliufeifadehuahou，liansebiandenankan，yaozheya：“heng，liufei，wokannicaishihuyanluanyu。”
chulezheiyijuhuazhihou，fengyangyemeiyouzaishuoshenmebiedehua，bijing，ganggangtaqueshiyeshishoukuai，zhiyiledazongguanyixia。
houlaitayezhidaozheishicuowu，jimangchehuile。
tashiyouxiaoweibakezhuade，suoyibugantaiduodejijiao。
ercishidedazongguanzezaikanzhequnlideliaotianxiaoxi，lianseshiyizhenqingyizhenbaideyizhenhongde。
fengyangdequeshicaiduile，baleixiaoleilajinqunlaijiushiyigecuowu！
但是……
dazongguannengchengrenzijizuocuoshilema？
yihouhaizenmezaineixiexiaobeimianqianhun？
“肃静。”
dazongguanpingfulexiaqingxu，youhuanshangleyifudaomaoanranwoconglaibuhuichucuodeyangzizaiqunlishuodao。
“jinwandexianjiehuiyibenzunzihuiweierdengjieshaozheifenxiaoyoudeshenfen，xianzai，gesiqizhi，sanquba。”
“是。”
“恭送大总管。”
冯扬连忙率先发话。
“恭送大总管。”
liufeijinjiezhegenzaihoumian，yezaiqunlishuohua。
jiexialaijiushiduogexianjieshenchadepaiduixinghuixiaoxi。
dazongguankandaozhihouxinzhongshuangyishengteng，guandiaolequnliao，suihoukaishifachouyinggaizenmechuzhileixiaolei。
“ai，zheijiushiyigefanren，wonengbataanpaizaishenmezhiweishang？”
“toutengatouteng，yaoburangaosudajia，tayinweibugouge，youbeiwotichuqule？”
“buxing，neihaibushizhengmingwoyanguangbuxing？buxingbuxing，bunengzheimeshuo。”
“yaoshineiyangshuoledehua，wodemianzigaiwangnaerfang？”
“zuijinyezhenshilaohutule，zenmejiufanlezheiyangdecuowuni？”
chuanzheyishenbaipao，kanqilaixianfengdaogudedazongguanzaizijidefangjianzhineizhuanlaizhuanqu，zuilibutingdedunangzhehua，haiyoushiyaotouyoushihuangnaodaide，kanqilaihaobufanzao。
youguoleyihuier，tashizaishixiangbuchushenmebanfa，zhideqianquzhaozijidehaoxiongdiheipaodazongguan。
……
叮咚！
leixiaoleihaimeiyoucongganggangdejingyazhongchulai，shoujidezhendongshengjiurangtadeshentiyizhan。
youyouyigequnliaobatalalejinqu。
接着……
tanazheshoujisesefadou……
“xiaoge……baogezhaopianerbei……”
“womendezhaopianganggangdoufale，rangwomenkankannizhangshenmeyanga？”
“duia，kankandaodishisheigengchouni？”
leixiaoleicuolecuozijidelian，youkanlekanzheigemingjiao‘difuguicha’dequnmingzi，jiannandetunxialeyikoukoushui。
tahenshixiangbaneixierenfazaiqunlidezhaopiandoushandiao，danshishengpachudongleneixieguaiwu……
“wanyiyaoshirangtamenzhidaowohenxianqitamen……guolaibawochidiaozenmeban？”
leixiaoleixinzhongmanshizheiyangdehaipaxiangfa。
jiuhaoxiangtabuhuaiyiganggangdexianjieshenchaqunshizhenshide，tayejueduibuhuaiyizheigejiaozuodifuguichaqunshijiade……
yinwei，qunyoubaochulaidezhaopianer……
shizaishitaiguoyuhairentingwen！
xianzaideptujishujueduibuhuipichuzheiyangdezhaopianer！
leixiaoleihenkending，neizhongyinsen，jueduishilaiyuanyudifudeqixi。