lanshunuqizhichongtianlinggai，jinzuanzheshuangshourenzhuchongdong。
jiaolianshuoguo，chengdashizhe，shouxianderen！
“sipangzi，bieduoguanxianshi，buranwogaosuwonai！”
shuohuadeshixiaohelingdedaerzixiaoshan，jinnian7sui。xiaopohaizizhangdehetanaiyiyang，mizhesanjiaoyan，lianshangpangdebizidouyaokanbujianle。
xiaoxiaonianjiyiliankeboyang。kanjiantaguolaisihaobuju，jiaocaizhexiaomutiaoxinzheta。
kanxiangtadeyanshenchongmanbuxie，。
pingshizheipangzizuipatanaile，zhiyaobanchutanai，tadoubugandingzui。
啊！！
又是喊她死胖子！
忍个鬼啊不忍了！
lanshuyebugentafeihua，shangqianyishouyigelinzhejigexiaohaiwangyibianreng，suijiyishouqiazhexiaoshandeerduobatatiliukai。
“a，tengtengteng，nigesipangzi，niganqiawo！！”
“死胖...”
“啪！啪！啪！”
“叫我婶婶！”
xiaoshanbeituruqilaidebazhangshanmengle，lianshanglijihongzhongyipian。
pangbiandejigexiaohaidunshixianganchunyiyang，toudidejihumaijintuli，jilijiangdizijidecunzaigan，shengpaxiayigeaidadehuishiziji
“si..”xiaoshanbuzhihuigai，jixubuzhisihuodejiaoxiao。
huaweishuochukou，lanshuyijiyandao，yanshenhairen，“ng？”
xiaoshanhedeyigejiling，lijibishanglezui。
“zaigandawoerzi，jiubushijibazhangdeshile。haiyouwanghoujianzhewojiaoshenshen！hanyijusipangzijiuaiyibazhang，tingjianlema？”
“听……听见了。”
xiaoshanbijingshihaizi，nalijianguolanshuzheimexionghendeyangzi，lijibiandeweiweinuonuoqilai。
“jinrinimenjigewojizhule，zaiyouxiaci..”
lanshuwojinlequantouhuilehuimeiyoushuoxiaqu，xiaohaimahehejiuxing。
“shishishi，kuaizou，kuaizou...”
jirenlijiqishen，laqimengbidexiaoshanlijitaoyesidepaole。
cishiyishishenshi，banxiawudeyangguanghaiyouxieciyan。
yangguanghuangdexiaomuzhengbukaiyan，erbianchuanlaiwenroudeshengyin，yizhishoushenzaitamianqian。
“起来。”
xiaomubennengdeqianqimianqiandeshouqishen。
chajuedaoshilanshulijichouchuzijideshou，gubudezijibiqinglianzhong，zhanzaiyuandiyoudianbuzhisuocuo。
xiaoyutingzhikuqizoushangqianlazhutadeyixiu，gengyandao，“shixiaoshangegeheqitaderenxianmawo，gegecaiqihuilezui...”
xiaomulaguoxiaoyu，zuiyingdao，“meimei，buyonghetajieshi。”
“回家。”
lanshushenmeyemeiwen，zhuantoujiuzou，liuxialiangxiongmeimianmianxiangqu。
lanshuzaiqianmianzou，shenhouliangsanmiwaigenzheliangxiongmei。
yangguangbatamendeyingzilazhang，weifengchuiguo，kongqilisanfazhezhenzhenmolixiangqi。
lanshukemeiguanhoumianliangxiaozhidedidigugu，taneixinbengkuisile。
chuanyuejiusuanle，shanglaijiujizijigeedudemingsheng，jiatusibijiusuanle，haiyouliangwa。
guanjianshitabuhuiyangwa，meizuoguomamaa，zheituranduitamentaihaohuibuhuihenqiguai。
ai，jilaizhizeanzhi，xiandaidounenghundefengshengshuiqi，gudaipageshenme。
yebuzhidaowaipozenmeyangle，zijicaimaideyidakuaidiya。
zhengzhunbeituiyihouzhongzhonghua，yangyangjiyashenmedekuaileshenghuo，jiulailezheiniaobulashidedifang。
zheicunziliyiyanwangqujiuliangpainitufangzi，jiaqilaimianqiangyiliangbaikouren。
jiyilizhouweiquanshishan，shanshangyouyidapianyeshengmolihuashulin，suoyizheilicaijiaomolicun。
juewangdelanshuxiangzhepashihuibulexiandaile，xianzai，yaozenyangcainenggaishanzheigejiadeshenghuoni？
哎...
buzhibujuejirenbianzoudaolejiamenkou。
咦？
zijichumendeshihouguanleyuanmena？
怎么打开了？
有贼？
xinzhongjingjue，kuaibuzoujinyuannei，fangziwaimianyougeshenxinggaoda，manshenxuewuderenzhengbeiduizhetazaijiaoluofanshenmedongxi。
lanshulijihuabukaojinneiren，xunsuxiangzuoningshenjiushidu，shichuquanliyougoutuigoutinanzideyoujiaohuai。
“xiaozei，haiganpaogunainaijiatoudongxi！”
xiaohechuanmenhengyishengbeidadaozaidi，muguangyilin，zheishishenmeguiyidewugong？tashenmeshihouhuiwugongle？
lanshuyoujiaoluodi，lijixiangyouhouzhuanshen，yongzuojiaoxiangxiamengliduoxiangtadetoubu..
“爹爹！”
xiaomuhexiaoyuliangrengangtajinyuanzili，jiukandaolanshuruciguaiyijudong，jingdedahanchusheng。
爹？爹爹？
lanshushouzhuliqi，zuojiaoxuanzaixiaohechuantoushang..
就差一点点..
完蛋！！
差点谋杀了亲夫！
这人是萧鹤川？
lanshuganjinshouhuijiaofuqixiaohechuanmanlianduixiaodao“duibuqiduibuqi，woyiweishizeini..hehe，hehe..”
lanshuzheicaikanxiangtadelian，hao..haoshuaia..
tashoushanglazhedegeboyejinjindehenyoujirou，haogaoa，qimayimibayishang，gaotingdebiliang，shensuideshuangmou，youxiexinggandezuichun....
lanshukandaile，panglanshunaozichoulebafangzhezheimeshuaidenanrenbuyaopaoquzhaobiedenanren..
xiaoyukuzhepaoguolaibaozheta，“diedie，nimeishiba？”
xiaohechuanqishenshuaikailanshudeshou，yaoleyaotou，baozhexiaoyupailepai，mobuzuosheng，zhuanshenchaofangjianzouqu。
bianyixianggongshigaolengguade？
嘿嘿，她喜欢。
buyihuixiaohechuanshoushangnachuyigexinfengdijita。
lanshujieleguolai，kanlebantian。
呃...
这字，她不认识。
“这是什么？”
“helishu，nijibuyuanyuwochenghun，nisuishikeyizou。”
“wozhenbushiguyide，yiweinishizeini，zaishuowodoudaoqianle，jiuweizheigeniganwozou？”
xiaohechuanhuitouwangxiangta，tabushiyizhixiangzouma，rujinzijijilehelishubushigaikaixin？
“wodayinglelanshuzhaoguni，ziranyuanyizuodao。kenibuyuanliuzaizhei，jiuzouba，zuoribanijiuhuilaisuanshibaodalelanshule。”
zuotianyuanlaishixiaohechuanbatanonghuilaide。
keneidoushiyuanzhuzuodenieguantapishi！
diedoumeilejiameile，rangtashangnaqurenshengdibushude。
哎，可他不知道啊.
她理亏啊..
不，是胖蓝疏理亏！
关她什么事啊！
wuyuanwugulaidaozheigeguidifang，duolegeburenshidelaogongjiusuanle，haichengleedujimu！
zheipochuanyuesheiaichuansheichuan，laoniangbusihou！
“zoujiuzou！woyaoshihuilainijiushiwoyeye！”
lanshubuganle，qihuhushuaixiahelishu，zhuanguotouhaobuyouyudewangwaizouqu。
xiaoyushangqianlazhuxiaohechuandeshoubujiedewendao，“diedie，tazoule，yubaoshibushimeiyouniangle？”
“diedie，tiandoukuaiheile..”
xiaohechuanbaozhelianggehaizianfudao，“suitaba，diediemaileliangshiherou，wanshangjimuerheyubaozuofanchi！”
xiaoyushuangyanyiliang，xingfendao“zhendemadiedie？ye，gegekuai，kuaiquzuofan。”
liangrengaogaoxingxingdeshoulazheshouwangchufangzouqu。
xiaohechuanwangxiangmenkouzaoyijingxiaoshideshenying，xianruchensi...