第五章 洗手间的巧遇

kandaozheizhangliankongtahunshendalegelengzhan!

zhenshitalaijulidangjuzhanga!

zhangzijianzhanzaihuiyishidemenkoubian,manmandixialezijidetou,zheixierencongtashenbianyuguanerru,yexushixiayishi,tataiqiletou,jiuzaiyishunjiankandaobinglengdemuguangzaiyanqianshanguo。

huiyishidemenguanshang,zhangzijianzhanzaimenkou,xiangtingtinglimiandedongjing,keshizheiruanpibaodehuiyishimenzhilianghaodeguofen,jingranyidianshengyindoutingbudao,genbenbuxiangshishigongchengduizuodehuo,zhangzijianxinlineigejia,jiugenbaizhuanaoxinside。

jiuzheiyangzaijuqibudingzhong,shangwuyijingbuzhibujuedeguoqule。

xiawugangyishangban,wangqianhejichongchongjinlai,“zijiantongzhiquantirenyuanxiawusandianzailitangkaihui,haiyoutongzhineixiejingchangbulaideyidingcanjia,juzhangyaokankaoqin!”shuowanzoule。

zhangzijiandakaishuilongtouxilebalian,dingledingshenxiangzhewaimianzouqu……

xiawujulisuoyouzhigongquanbudaodahuiyishikaihui,zhangzijianzuozaikaobianbuyinrenzhuyidejiaoluoli,tabuxiangzheimekuaijiujinyeyunyideyanli,dangranweibimeiyouduobirenmenlianminhexingzailehuodemuguangdexiangfa。

suizhezhangsheng,julingdaoyicizoushangzhuxitai,juzhanghaizuozaizhengzhongjian,zhibuguomeiyouledangchudeyiqifengfa,gengduodeshituitangheshiyi,kanlaitadeweizhianpaibushitailixiang。

tadeshenbianshiyeyunyi,kanqilaiguangcaizhaoren,jiandandedanzhuang,gengtixianchuqingshuichufurong,tianranqudiaoshidemei,lianggerenxingchengxianmingdeduibi。

qianjuzhanghaowujingshendesuibianshuolejijuhua,ranhoushuodao,“rangwomenyongzuireliedezhangshenghuanyingxinjuzhangyeyunyitongzhijianghua!”

jiezhejiangmianqiandehuatongtuidaoleyeyunyidegenqian,yangzijiuxiangbeidiaozouxinaiwanju,fuqidexiaohaizi。

hurantingjianshenhouyourenxiaoshengyilundao,“qianjuzhang,yunqihaizhenshicha,zuotianchangweihuidingxiabiaozhun,fanshiwushibasuidezhengchujiganbuquanbuyidaoqie,qianjuzhangshishieryuesanshiyiri,ruguowanshengyitianyebuyongxianzaihuijia!”

shenmezhijiehuijia?zhangzijianxinzhongchayideshuodao,andaolishuo,zenmeyedeyisiyixia,qugerendahuozhezhengxieanpaigexianzhi,ranhoupingwenguoduyixia,zheiyangyetimianxie。

kanlaiqianjuzhangzaishiweineibianbingbutaoxi,zhangzijianxinzhongandao。

houmianderenjiezheshuodao,“nidongshenme,qianjuzhangdeweizhijiushijiyejuneidingde,yaobuqianliangtianyejulaiganshenme!jiusuanqianjuzhangwanshengyitian,zhaoyanghaidehuijia!guanchangpingdebushinengliershikaoshan,yejudekaoshanniyoubushibuzhidao!”shuozheshenhouchuanlaiaimeidexiaosheng。

zhangzijianxiangqiwangqianhegenzijishuodehua,kanlaizheigemeinvlingdaogenshizhangdeaimei,yinggaishizhende!zhangzijianxinzhonganankaolvzhe……

zheigehuiyidezhuyaoyongyi,jiushirangxinjiulingdaojiaoti,xinlingdaoyudanweisuoyourenjianjianmian,ranhoubiaobiaotai,zuihouzaishuoyixiazijidejinhoudegongzuosilu。

keshirenmenmeiyouxiangdaoyeyunyibiaoxianhenchurenyiliao,zhishiyongsanjuhuajieshulezijidelvzhiyanshuo。

diyijuhua,“geweitongzhidajiahao,wojiaoyeyunyi。”

dierjuhua,“wohuijinkuairongruzheigexindedajiating。”

disanjuhua,“wohuiliqiuzaigongzuoshangzaishangxintaijie,xiexiedajia!”

zhuchihuiyideshidangzuchengyuanjijianshujimashichuan,beiyeyunyizheiyiliangxiangnongdeyouxiecuoshoubuji,lengleyihuiercaifanyingguolai,gankuaijinxingxiayibu。

qiyujulingdaobenlaijingxinzhunbeilehaodayipianwenzhang,yubeizaizhongrenmianqianzhanshiyixiajianghuadegongdi,keshixinjuzhangcaishuolesanjuhua,ruguozijishuoduoleyebushigeshi,yushifenfengaibianchuzhong,yongjijuhuajieshulezijidefayan。

benlaiyujiliangsangexiaoshidehuiyi,budaobangexiaoshijiujieshu,zheilingmeitangongyeguanlijuderenmengandaofeichangdexinxian,tongshiduiyeyunyideguanganyoulexinderenshi……。

buzhibujue,xiatianbiandaole。

zhangzijianzheizhenzijianzhikeyiyongkubukanyanlaixingrong,suoyoudecailiaogongzuodouyouyeyouwuzhidingrangtayigerenlaiwancheng,erqieshijianfeichangjin,yigeshangwanzidecailiaodiertianjiuyaojiaogao,zheihairangburangrenhuole!

guanjianzheihaibushizuiyaomingde,haoburongyiaoyexiewanheizheyanquansongshangqu,jieguomeiyouyicibubeidahuilaizhongxie,zheishishenmejiezou,zheishiyaochengshendejiezou,zhibuguozheigeshenshishenjingdeshen。

haiyouyicikenengshitaileile,xiecuolejigezi,jiubeiyeyunyijiaodaobangongshixunchilebangexiaoshi,zhangzijianbusha,zhidaozheishiyeyunyiguyizhaocha,keshitahaibaozheyixianxiwang,xiwangzijinuligongzuonenggouwanhuiyeyunyixinmuzhongdeyinxiang。

keshixianzaidaohao,huihuibeidaxialai,zhongfu,zhongfu,ranhouzaizhongfu,beida,beida,zaibeida,jiuxiangwangfubuduandexunhuanquan。

erzhangzijianjiuxiangquanquanzhuandelamolv,meiyouqidianyekanbudaozhongdian。

shijizhangzijianhenqingchuzheishiyeyunyizhengtadeshouduan,ruguoyishangrenjiukaishixiulizhangzijian,zheiyangzuobaofuyitushizaidetaimingxian,nanmianhuijirenliuxiaxinxiongtaizhaideyinxiang。

gaowenzixingcailiaoshihaochashiyeshilaichashi!

haochashi,yexuxiedecailiaohuozegaozibeilingdaokanzhong,henyoukenenghuiyifeichongtian。

laichashi,zheigegongzuotaiaoren,bingqietairongyirangrengoubing,ruguolingdaoburenke,jueduichilibutaohao。

yeyunyibacailiaogongzuodoujita,biaomiankanshilingdaodexinren,keshijishanggongzuoqiangduda,tiaomaobingyerongyi。

ruguozhangzijianzaikezeheyalizhongshoubuledehua,tichuyaolikaibangongshi,zheiyangshunlichengzhangguangmingzhengdajiangtatichuqu,bierenyebuhuiyouxianhuashuo。

zhangzijianhuixiangqijintianxiawubeiyeyouwujiaodaobangongshi,duifangsuibianjiangcailiaofanleliangxia,ranhouhenbukeqideshuodao,“wozhenbuzhidaogexiadenaodailizhuangdeshishenme,jingrannengxiechuzheimegoupibutongdedongxi,nahuiquzhongxie!”

kandaozijixinxinkuku、jiabanjiadiannongchudedongxi,jiubeiqingeryijufoujue,zhangzijiandunshinuhuozhongshao,genghekuangyeyunyigenbenmeiyouzixikan。

“yejuzhangnizaikankanhaobuhao,nin,ningangcaineige,neigemeizixikan!”zhangzijianyazhenuhuoruanshengxiyushuodao。

“nandaoyigejidanshichoude,nifeidechixiaqucaizhidaoma?”yeyunyiqingmiedekanlezhangzijianyiyandandandeshuodao。

“yejuzhang,wozhidaoyiqianshiwobudui,woxiangninzhengzhongdaoqian,xiwangnindarenbujixiaorenguo,zaixiangdulinengchengchuan!”yaoleyaoyadishengxiaqideshuodao。

“hengheng……”yeyunyilengxiaolejisheng,“nanguainigongzuozuodebuhao,yuanlaimeitianxinsijiufangzaineixieluanqibazaodeshiqingshang,niyiweiwohuijijiaozheixiewuliaodeshiqingma?baituonixiangbanfabagongzuogaohaoba!”

tingdaozheijuhuazhangzijiandexinliangle,kanlaiduifangyizhizaijihenzheijianshi,bingqieconglaimeiyoufangqizhengziji,nachuhuangtubumairen,cichubuliuyeziyouliuyechu,tadonglecizhideniantou。

lenglengdekanleyeyunyiyiyan,“yejuzhangderaorenchuqieraoren,zuorenliudianyudihaoyidian!”,shuowanzhuanshenjiuyaozou。

“hehe,niyoushenmezigejiaoxunwo,nisuangeshenmedongxi,chongqiliangnijiushigeliumang!”tingjianzheiyangdehuayu,yeyunyinaoxiuchengnuyipaizhuozizhanleqilai,chongzhezhangzijiannuqichongchongdehandao。

zhangzijiandangshizhenxiangliumangyihui,kedifangyoudianteshu,suoyiyongyanjinghenhendengleduifanghaojiyan,yishuaimenchuqule。

yeyunyiyeganjuechuzhangzijianmuguangzhongdeyiyang,qidezhifanbaiyan……

cikezhangzijiankaizheche,kanzhejiebianshoulashoudelianren,sihukongqidoushiaiweideqifen,xiangyixiangzijizhijinhaishidanshen,dunshiyouzhongzhuangqiangdechongdong。

dianhuaxiangle,jiangzijideershouaotuotingzailubian,shizijidesidangyuekaiwendedianhua。

“**,laosunjiatesecaiguanliulingyi,kuaiyidiana!”limianchuanlaiweisuoeryoushuxideshengyin。

“bushuowowaihao,nihuisia!”zhangzijianmeihaoqideshuodao。

“hehe,kuaidian,daoshihoujinijieshaogehaomeimei!”

zhangzijianguaduandianhua,jiaocaiyoumenxiangzheqianmianlukouerqu。

zoujinyajiankanjianzhiyouyuekaiwenyigeren,dunshiyouxieqiguaichaozuoyoukankan。

“woshuonizhaoweibani?”yuekaiwenxiaomimideshuodao。

“jiuniyigeren?”zhangzijianqiguaidiwendao。

“shia!”yuekaiwenlehehedeshuodao,yuanyuandeliandanhaiyoukanchengxiongweideshencai,fangzaimiaolishuacengjinfenjiukeyidangchengmilefoshangxiangjibai。

“nideneixienvpengyoudounaliqule?”zhangzijianwendao。

“nandaonijianguodaizhehuangjialipaoquheluyishisanma?woyijingzhunbeihaole,chiwanfanwomenshaxiangyesejiuba!”yuekaiwenyongbiyideyuqishuodao。

yesejiubashihengjiangshibijiaogaodangdejiubazhiyi,zaizheililiulianbuqudedabufendoushibailing,huozhejiushixiaoyouchenggongdexiaolaoban,zongtilaishuolimianrendesuzhihengao,tongyangmeinvyebushao,suoyiyuekaiwenzhanglazhangzijianquneilifangsongyixiaxinqing,dangranhaiyoubiede。

“zheicaixiangnima!wojiuzhidaonidebenzhi,conglaimeiyouyinweisuiyuedeliushiergaibian!”zhangzijianzuolexialai。

“woshuobanineifulaogudongzhaixialaixingbu,kanjiantawohunshenbushufu!”yuekaiwenzhilezhizhangzijiandeyanjing。

“hehe,bujiushiyifuyanjingainishenmeshile?”zuilisuiranshuozhe,zhangzijianjiangyanjingzhaixialai。

“woshuonimeitianbazijizhetengdegencongwushiniandaichuanyuelaidexiaxiangzhiqingyoujingma!”yuekaiwenbujiedewendao。

“hehe,zheijiushiluobuqingcaigeyousuohao!”zhangzijianxiaozheshuodao,zhaixiayanjingdetaxiangmaolengjiaofenming,chongmanleyanggangzhiqi,xiaoqilaideyangzicanlanruyangguang,ponengxiyinyixingdemuguang,erqietahaizhangleyifuyunchengtingbahaoshenban。

zhiyaolveweishoushiyixia,jueduishihuitoulvmangaodeshuaigeyige。

“zhenshilijiebule,zheimehaodexiantiantiaojianfangzainideshenshang,jianzhishiziyuanlangfei,kechidelangfei!”yuekaiwenyumendeyaoyaotou。

“wozheibushiweilechentuonidexingxianggaodaquanma!”

“shaochedan!”lianggerenxiaoleqilaishuozhexianhua,tanzhelixiangyurensheng,dangranzhishitanlixiangyurensheng。

yuekaiwenhezhangzijianlianggerenzaidaxuetoudingtoushuilesinian,guanxitiedeyongsigezilaixingrongneijiushi**wuxian。

zhangzijianbiyehoukaoshanglegongwuyuan。

jinguanyuekaiwenmeikaoshanggongwuyuan,buguojializaihengjiangshiyouxierenmai,jiangtaanpaidaokaifaqu,yongbuzheshangban,kaojiazuderenqingmailuozuodianshengyi,yongjuzhangzijiandehualaishuo,youjigechouqian。

yuekaiwenzheibeizizuidamengxiangjiushixingwotianxiaquan,zuiwomeirenxi,buguoqianyigeshixianhaoxiangbutaikaopu,keshidiergezhiyaoyouqiansihujiubushinanshi,yushiyizhengjiuguizhongyuanfuweijiren,zizibujuantourudaozheixiang“guangrong”er“weida”deshiyezhongqu。

zhiyuzhangzijianbushibuxiang,yifuhuotuotuo**simoyang,meirenjitajihui!

lianggerenliaozheyixiequshi,buzhibujuehediaoyixiangpijiu,zhangzijianzhanqishenqucesuo。

congcesuochulaibayanjingzhaixialaidasuanxibalian,yougenvrenjiaobuxufudezoujinlai。zhangzijiantaitoukanleyiyan,dunshichileyijing,zheibushiyejuzhangma?tazenmeyelaile?

buguoduifangbingmeiyoukanta,ershizhijiezoujinlexishoujian。

haishilizheigenvrenyuandian,zhangzijianzongjuedetamenlianggerensihufanchong,shaozhaoreweimiao。

naqiyanjingzhengyubeizou,huranyousangenanrenyegenzoujinlai,zhongjianyigekanshangqusanshizuoyoudenanrenkanlezhangzijianzaixishou,yanjingyilihenbukeqideshuodao,“jiaotagundan!”

zhangzijianhaigaobuqingchushenmeqingkuang,neigenanrenshenhoudelianggerenjingzhizoudaotademianqian,neigenanrentuikainvweishengjianmenzoulejinqu。

“tingjianmeiyoukuaidiangun,bierangwomenxiongdibanirengchuqu!”

kezheishizhangzijiantingjianlimianfachuleyeyunyihanhanhuhudehudao。

“fang,fangkaiwo,fang,fangshou……”