第1章
“kekeke......keke......”
zenmehuishia，zhangziqihuranganjuebuduijing，jimangzhengzhaleqilai，zheiyikan，keshibeihedewanghunjiemaoa。
这这这！
zheisheizheiyangquedea，jingranjianggunainaiworengjinleshuili，jianzhishiyaolelaominglea！gangputengleliangxia，haimeihuanguojingerlai，huranyishengjingtiandongdidehaojiaosheng，tingdetatoupifama。
“aiyouwei，kuailaia，chenjialaosanxifueryoutiaohelewa！”
chenjialaosanshigeshenmedongxia，zhangziqiheleyitiao，haiweilaidejifanying，jiujianyigezhangxiangjiqijunmeidenanzi，manliannuqidexiangzhetazouleguolai。
tiaojianfanshe，zhangziqihuanhuandeshenchuleyizhishou。
“meinan，jiuming......”
azihaimeichukou，jiuchedideyunsileguoqu。
chenyulianchenrushui，jiangzijiaxifuerconghelilaolechulai。yuanbenzaihebiankanrenaodezhongrenlikeweileguoqu。
“laosana，zheizhangshishizaishitaibuxianghuale，zheiyihuishijianhuileyitiaoming，keshibeibuzhuhaiyouxiacia，niyebunengchengtiandaowanshouzhetaba！”
“yaowoshuoa，zheizhangshijiranxiangxunsijiurangtaquba，yitiandaowandenaodehuntianheidideyebushigeshierbushi，huitoudasaozaijinijieshaoyige！”
“duiaduia，wokanzanmencunxiaoxujiubucuo，duiniyeshizhenxinshiyide，nidangchuruoshiquletadehua，huoxuhaimeilezheimeduodeshi！”
“bizui，woxifuerhailunbudaonimenzaizheilishuosandaosi！”
chenyushuangmeijinzhou，buyuedesaolezhongrenyiyan，zhongrenbeitabinglengdeshensejihezhule，yigegejimangdixialetoubuzaiyanyu。
chenyuzheicaibaozhezijiaxifuerhuilejia，buzhiguoleduojiu，dengdaozhangziqizaicixingguolaideshihou，bianyijingshiyanqianzheifujingxiangle。
zheishizenmehuishier，tamingmingshibeineiduijianfu**jituixialelouti，nanbuchengshitamenliangxinfaxian，songzijiquyiyuanle。
zhangziqimannaoziyihuo，pinmingdezhengkaileyanjing。kandaodequeshiyifuqicandejingxiang。
yijianpojiudetufangzi，sizhoudeqiangbishangliehenqingxikejian，fangdingshanggaizhehouhoudedaocao。
dongledongshenzi，zhangziqidemuguangluozaileshenshangdebeizishang，yigufameideweidao，shidetademeitouyixiazijiuzhouzaileyiqi。
shenxiapuzheyizhangpocaoxi，weiweiyidong，mubandajiandechuangbianlikeyaoyaohuanghuang，gezhigezhideshengyingewaidecier。
rumukejian，sizhoukongdangdangde，chuleyigepojiudexiangzizhiwai，zaiwuqita。
zhangziqiyishouchengzhemubanchuang，xiangyaopaqilai，danshishenshangdejutong，queshirangtayidianerliqidoumeiyou。
zhengxunsizheruheshihao，gezhiyishengpojiudemumenyingshengerkai，yigegaodadeshenyingbujinbumandezoulejinlai。
美男！
shimenglideneigemeinan，zhangziqimuguangyizhabuzhadedingzheduifang，yanlimaochulefenhongsedepaopao。
zhijianzheiren，kanshangquyejiuershiwuliudeyangzi，shenxingxiuzhang，daoxueyukeyibanderongyan，wanmeiwuer。xiuzhangdemouzi，xianxidebochun，wubuxuanshizheitadewanmei。
napashiyiliannuqi，quehaishiyangaibuletadeqizhi。
faxianduifangyeyidongbudongdekanzheta，zhangziqiweiweiyouxiebuhaoyisileqilai，jimangshouhuilezijidemuguang，gangadekesouzhe。