第1章

womenxuexiaobanzhishijingsai,zuowoqianmiandenanshengyingyuantaiqijing,suliaobazhangdoudaduanle,zhijiefeidaolewolianshang。

pa,qingcuideyisheng,wobeidalianle,zimianyisidedalian。

woneitianbenlaijiushibeilalaizuoguanzhongde,momingqimiaoaileda,likejietifahuibiaoshiwoyaoquyiyuankankanlian。

fuzeqiandaodetongxuelengleyileng,wozhijiewangwaizoule,meizhuyidaoneisuliaobazhangdezhurenyezhanleqilai。

litanglizuomanleren,wobenlaizhunbeiqiaoqiaopaolu,jieguoneinanshengzhuizaihoumiandahan:「nidengyixia,wosongniquyiyuanba。」

你有事吗你?

zoulangzheiyibiansuoyourendemuguangdoukanleguolai,taishangzhuchirendeshengyinyekaleyimiao。

wojuedehaodiulian,bujinmeitingxialai,fanerpaoleqilai。

xiaodianlvyideng,shesiqutama。

diertian,shiyoujidongdibabiaobaiqiangfanjiwokan,liangtiaoxiaoxidougenwoyouguan:

1. yousheizhidaozuotianzaidalitangchaojiadeneiduiqinglvma,wopaogeti,nanshenghaoshuaiawuwuwu,yiji,tiantiandeaiqingshenmeshihoucainenglundaowo。

2. tishiyouzhaozuotianbeitawushangdeneiweinvsheng,yijingjitaobaodianpuchapingle,baozhengxiacibumaizhiliangzheimechadesuliaobazhangle。shiyouhenhouhui,xiangzhaotadaogeqian,qiangqiangnengbunenghaidilaoyigelianxifangshi?

woxunsubuzhuodaoleguanjianci。

「帅哥?」

mutaidanshenshijiunian,wo,dingweiwei,shiyigebuzhebukoudeyankong。

jingdongxiaogeguanwojiaozuobaijingtinglaopo。

meituanxiaogeqinqiehanwowangjunkailaopo。

cainiaoguoguozunchengwoweizhuyilonglaopo。

wojianxin,zhiyaolianpigouhou,quanshijiedeshuaigedouzaiwohougong。

ranerwoshigezuipaowangzhejiangangtiezhinv,buranyebuzhiyulunweiqinshiweiyiyigedanshengou。cikekanzheshiyoufeisuxiangqiangqiangmailewodeweixinerweima,wojueding:

「ruguotazhendeshigeshuaige,woqingnichihaidilao。」

shiyoushuo:「ruguowonengrangnimenliangchenggongzaiyiqi,nirangtaqingwomenqinshichihaidilao。」

微信很快就来了。

shuaigexiangwofalailehaoyoushenqing,wolikejiuyaodiantongguo。

shiyoushuo:「nishaa,jinchidian,yaonanie!」

yushizaizheinaniedebangexiaoshili,wozaishiyoudezhidaoxia,zhongxinzhenglileyixiawodepengyouquan。

「nizheidoushishenmeshadiaobiaoqingbao?」

「wobuxunizheimeshuowoxinaidexiongmaotou。」

「niweishenmenengjianchizaipengyouquanlifashitiandebaoanriji?」

「nibujuedehenyouyisima?」

「……tongtongdoujiwosheweisimi!!!」

zhongyu,womianqiangbawodepengyouquandalichulegerenyang。shiyouyuzhongxinzhangdibiaoshi,bushitabuxihuanxiongmaotou(qishitazijiyelaojiwofalaizhe),ershiweilejishuaigeliuxialianghaoyinxiang,wodepengyouquanbixuchongfenbiaoxianwodekeai、wenrouhetianzhenhuopo。

pengyouquanrenshelizhule,wotongguoleshuaigedehaoyoushenqing。

jiaxinhaoyoudiyibu,diankaitouxiangkankan。

shiyizhangbeiying,tazhanzaihaibian,chuanzhebai t gongzhuangku,t xubeifengguqi,xianghaishangdeyiyefan。

jiankuanyaoxituizhang,haoshuai。

jiaxinhaoyoudierbu,qupengyouquankankan。

rushiyousuoyan:zhaopianzheimehaokan,youdianxianghaiwang。tayaoshigehaiwang,jiurangtaqusi!

然而——

「nature、science fenbiegongbu 2020 niandushidakexuefaxianheshidakexuetupo。」

「quniandegongzuobei ijhmt zuixinde review zhangwenyinyongle,ganxiewanglaoshiyiludezhidianhebangzhu。」

「nengbaxingxingdonglixueheliutidonglixuejieheqilaidexuezhezhenshitailebuqile。」

yiliuxialaiquanshizhuanfatuisonghexueshuganyan。

……

我和室友四目相对。

shiyoushuo:「dingweiwei,nihaoxiangyudaoxieerduole。」

xieerduohaizhendexingxie,jiaozuoxiejianian。

xiejianianshuo:neitiantingnigentongxueshuoniyaoquyiyuan,nilianshangdeshanghaodianerlema?yiyaofeiwolaibaoxiaoba。

wohanyan,momodazi:qishiwomeiquyiyuan,wozhishibuxiangzuoguanzhongle……

zheijuhuameifachuqu,yinweishiyoudahan:「weiwei,nibunengzheimeshuo!zheikeshiniliangweiyidegongtonghuati,niderangzheihuatiyanxuxiaqucaixing。」

worenshale,kanzhetabawoshoujiqiangguoqu,shanchu,dazi,yiqihecheng。

:buyongla,xiaoshiqing。ruguoguoyibuqudehua,jiuqingwohenaichaba!

neibianxiaoxihuidehenkuai:haoa,gumingdeduorouputaokeyima,niyaojifentian?

shiyou:quantang!genwobenrenyiyang,xixi。

wobei「xixi」zheilianggezizhenjingdao,jipigedadouqilaile。

shiyouyizhengyancidao:「weiwei,sajiaonvrenzuihaoming。congjintiankaishi,nizhinengjitafaruanmengxiaomaotou,buxufashadiaoxiongmaotou!」

wozuozaineier,jieshouleshifenzhongde「sajiaonvrenzuihaoming」dejingshenxinao,zhengxiangfanbo「qishiwomenzhinvyehenkeai」,wunaiaiqingqueshimeishenmezhanji,yushizhihaohuiliuliuditingtayanjiang。

shoujizhendongleyixia,xiejianianshuo:quantangdeduorouputao,daonimensushelouxiala。

zheihuiwoburangshiyouzaifahuile,qianghuishouji,jujindidazi:xiexieni。

wolinshangyaochiyaoxialou,shiyoucongyangtaishangpaohuilaizhuaizhulewo,yuwulunci:「weiweiweiwei,tatatazailouxia!nihuagezhuangzaixiaqu!niyouqunzimayouqunzima,chuanwodebaiqunzi!」

wopadaoyangtailanganwangxiakan,guorankanjianshuyinxiazhanzheyigeren,bai t gongzhuangku,shoulilinzheyibeinaicha。guoranjiankuan,guoranyaoxi,guorantuizhang,zixikancelian,haiyoudianxiangmucuntuozai(duibuqimeiyoupengcimucunlaoshideyisi)。

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jiuminga,wokaishijinzhangle。

qishiwobuhuihuazhuang,zheiyidianbaoshoushiyougoubing。

womailehuazhuangpindanlandehua,zhuyaoshijuedehuazhuangneiershifenzhong,wodoukeyisuanwanyiyexianxingdaishule。

shiyoudanchuyibaxiaodaoningxiaozhekaojinwo:「huaguniangdiganhuo,taitou,biyan,wojinixiumei!」

xiumeidaogangfangxia,tajiufeisudijilegelifendiwangwolianshangdui,zongzhi,dengwohuanshangtadebaiqunzicongcongxialoudeshihou,yijingguoqulezhengzhengshifenzhong。

「niyaobuyaozhaozhaojingzia!」tawozhejiemaojiachayaodahan。

「bubile,wochidaole!」

woqichuanyuyudilianchongliulou,zhijiehouguoshi,wochongdaolexiejianianmianqian,quebuzhidaoyaoshuosha。

zhenbang,danaowanquankongbaini。

shaonianwuheideyanjingshilulude,kandaowozhihouergenfahong,haobantian,caixiangqilaishoulilinzhedongxiside,congcongdijiwo,ranerdongzuotaikuai,naichacongbeizilihuanglechulai,dashilewodequnzi。

buzhidaonimenhaijidema,jintian,wochuandeshibeishiyouyuweizhinanzhandechulianbaiqun。

yidapianbaisebuliaoshitoule,zhijiedaozhiwodetuiruoyinruoxian。

suiranbuzhiyuzouguang,danyelizouguangbuyuanle。

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