sangyujuqishuangshouyilianwunai:“haohaohao，niheshenme？woqingke。”
“ng……nidasuanheshenme？”shihuafanwen。
“liqishuotamendianzhaopaitingbucuode。”sangyudadao。
shihuachensilexia，saoleyanchuangkou:“neijiuzhaopaiba。”shuowan，muguangliuzhuan，youtingzailesangyudeshenshang。
pangbiandepuyipaipaishihua，lanzhutadegebozaiqierbianwendao:“sangyubianshangneigeshibushijiushineigejiaolushenyande？shangcizanchihaixiandeshihoutayezaichangba？dangshiwangjiwennile……”
puyizhiqianmeiliuyiguolushenyan，suoyiyeyizhimeijianglushenyandemingzihelianduishangguo。
zhijideshihuazhiqiantidaoguo“lushenyan”……
xiangdangchuyaobushiyinweilushenyan，sangyushuobudinghaizhenhetahaiyoushihuazuduicanjiabisaileni。
zaihoulaitazaitingdao“lushenyan”zheimingzishi，zeshizaisangyuheyixielaoshihuozhetongxuekouzhongle。
zongzhi，zaixuexiaoli，chuleshihuazheijiahuo，qitarentiqi“lushenyan”zheigerendoushimianbulekuazanyifan。
lushenyanzheimingziyichulai，yeshiyingshengshengdibatamenzheixiegaosanqianbeideguangmangjiyalexiaqu。
xiangdaozhei，puyimomodijulebalei，xiangxiangcengjingtayeshirenrenzhuipengde“chuanshuozhongdexuezhang”，gedabisaitayeshishafengle，zenmexianrujintazailuntanderenqidudoupaidaodijiuqule？!
勉强混个前十。
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“runisuojian。”lingyibian，shihuatantanshouhuidaleganggangpuyidewenti。
yushipuyibianyoujiangshixianzhuandaolelushenyanshenshang，shangshangxiaxiadidalianglexiazheigexianzaiweiyujinzitadingduandexuedi。
“xingba，shangcimeizixikan，zheiciyikan，qie，yejiubiwozhangdeshuailedian，qizhihaoledianbale……”puyizuiyingdizaixinlifufeidao。
chajuedaopuyineidaliangdemuguang，lushenyantaiqiyanpi，lenglengdikanleguoqu，qianhesedemouzilitouzhebujinrenqingdeshenshi。
“si~”puyicuolexiashoubei:“zheixiaozi。”zhengxiangshangqianhelushenyanshuodaoshuodao，pangbiandenaichaqueshizuohaolezaineihanhao。
puyizhihaoxianshangqianququlenaicha。
zhenghaosangyudiandenaichayedabaohaole，sangyushangqianyibutiguonaicha，nalebei“qinglinaigai”dijishihua:“re，niyaode。”
shihuashuaishuaishou，suiyidao:“suanle，xianzaimeishenmeweikou，niliuzheheba。”
“ha？”sangyudoukuaihuaiyishihuashibushiyoushenmedabingle，zeshengdao:“buzaoshuo……neiwoxiacikebuqingnile。”
buguohuashizheimeshuo，sangyuhaishibanaichawangshihuashoushangsai:“fanzhengnizijijiejuezheibei……woyijingyouyibeile。”
shihuazheicaizhuyidaosangyushoushangtidelingwaijibeinaicha，“e”leyishengyoudao:“neibangwonajinimenbanderuanjinba……shunbiangentashuoyishengtajianmoxuyaoxiugaidebufenwodoufatayouxiangle。”
“nizhenmafana。”sangyudigu，shenshouqujienaicha，danshiyouyizhishoubitagengkuai。
neizhishouyixialazhuletadeshouwan，sangyulengshendikanxianglazhetashoudelushenyan，zhoumeiyihuo。
“ruanjinxihuantiande，sangyuyegangjitamailekaonai，shixuezhangzheibeihaishiliuzhezijiheba。”lushenyanshuozhe，basangyushoushangtidenaichadoulandaozijishoushang，yagenmeiyishidaozijishuodehuayouduomelingrenjingqi。
sangyujihushixiayishidizhongfulexialushenyandehua，zhongfuwanhou，biaoqingzhouchengleyituan。
shenmema，ruanjinshuodehuatadaoshijilegequan，haijiderenjiaxihuantiande，dianlekaonaini。
xiangxiangshangcizhuchirenneishi……
ze，renbiren，qisiren，zheiluochayetaidaleba。
sangyudeshoubuzijueshoujin，zuijiaokuse——lushenyana，nizheicaiheruanjinrenshiduojiua，jiunengjiderenjiadexihaole，haodaiyejiwoliudianxiwanga……
moleyishun，sangyuyoubashixiankanxianglelushenyantizhenaichadeshou。
ze，xingba，haijidebangtatinaicha。
buguo，tajuedetashiyuelaiyuekanbudonglushenyandele。
lingyibian，shihuaqueshikandonglelushenyanyanlideyisi，nanrendezhijuegaosuta，lushenyanzheishizaihetajiaojingni。
suiranbuzhishichuyushenmeyuanyin——yexushiyinweishangcijiaosijikaicheshuaikaileta，yexushikanbuguansangyuyizhihetadahua……zongzhineizhenfengjiaojingdeyiweiqueshizaiyanliminghuanghuangdibaizhe。
场面一度僵持。
puyidazhehaha，gedaoliangrenzhongjian，bashihuadenaichanadaozijishoushangdao:“yibeinaichaeryi，zhenggebantian，woyigerenheliangbeikeyiba!”
zheihuayichu，shihuahelushenyancaigeziyikaileduishideyanjing。
shihuawusuoweidikaikoudao:“suini。”ranhouyangyangshouhesangyugaobie，shiyizijixianhuijiaoshile。
sangyubabudezheigemenkuaizou，buguozuishanghaishilimaodihuiyingdao:“ng，xiacijian。”
shuowan，chelexialushenyandeyixiu:“keyile，lushenyanwomenyehuiquba。”
“ng。”lushenyandiandiantou，jiuzhesangyudebuziwangjiaoshilizouqu。
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“huilaile!huilaile!”liqikejianyizhiwangwaikankesuanshichouzhesangyutamenhuilaile，kaikaixinxindipaoguoqunanaicha:“ehou，wodeqinglinaigai!”
ruanjinyenadaolekaonai，heshangyikoutianzizide，manzudimiqileyan，henshikeai。
budebushuonvzhuzheiyanshizhennengkana，henaichadouzheimelingrenshangxinyuemu。sangyubujinzheibanxiangzhe，naqixiguanwangnaichashangyicha，yehelekounaicha。
buguochangleyixiaokou，sangyudelianjiuyouzhouchengleyituan，biaoqinghenshitiaoti。
zheishangmiandenaigaiyetaitianleba。
甜得发腻。
zazazui，sangyubanaichafangdaoleyibian，congshuzhuolitaochushuiguanlekou。
liqiyaozhexiguanhanhubuqing:“tinghaohedeya，nibuxihuan？”
sangyu:“kenengduiwolaijiangtaitianleba。”
zhuanguotou，youxiangqishihuazhufudehua，jierduiruanjinshuodao:“duileruanjin，shihuashuofaleyoujianjini，nijidechashouyixia。”
“ngnghao。”ruanjindiandiantou，jixuxiangshoudihezhenaicha。
lishangkehaiyouyixiaohuideshijian，sangyubenlaixiangzhetaochukebengongguyixiagaozhongzhishi，bijingyuekaoyemeijitianle。
jieguoshuhaimeinachulai，jiukanjianshangjiekegangzoudewulilaoshibashijuangaiwannaleguolai。
laoshiyigeyanshenbaqirunhanleguoqu，zhufutabashijuanfaxiaqu，rangtongxuemenhaohaokankanzijicuozailena。
jiaodaiwanhou，laoshibianmaizhetaneineilinglidebufazoule。
liqizheixialiannaichadougubudehele，cuanzhetouwangjiangtaishangpao:“laoshizheigaideyetaikuaileba，dakejianjiugaichulaile。”
“laoshitabenlaiganshijiushihenliluoderen，kuangqiewomenbanjiu20geren，zheiwulijuanyeshixieshuzi，gaidekuaihenzhengchang。”ruanjindiandianjiao，yeyouxiehaoqi。
zhouweiqitatongxueyekaishibiandezaodong，douxiangxiankankanzijikaoleduoshaofende，gegedouyongzhewangqirunneiqukanshijuan。
erjiangtaixia，sangyufanerquechuqideanjing，zuozaizuoweishang，yijuhuayemeishuo。
好吧，不演了。
qishitajiushijinzhang，jinzhangdibuganzhidaozijidefenshu。