“来来来！”
“xuehuabupiaowobupiao，qingdaobudaowobudao~”
“别养鱼呀！”
……
xiaowaideyijiashaokaodian，xiachengzhongrenyirennazheyigezhapibeiluchuanhejiu，siyichuiniupi。
suiranzaijintianzhiqian，dajiashilaizitiannanhaibeidemoshengren，dandoushinanhaizi，jipingpijiuxiaduhenkuaijiushuluoleqilai。
jiuliangzuidade，ziranhaishisushededongbeidagechenlei，daleyiquanpishimeiyou，caizhexiangziduipingxuan。
xumozheijiahuoyebucuo，mianbugaisexinbutiaode。
anzhaotadeshuofa，jiubacaishitadezhuchang。
“对了兄弟萌。”
“bieguangguzheheya，kaixuezheiliangtianyoumeiyouhaokandemeizifenxiangyixia？”
“gemenxiangtiyanyixiatiantiandelianaiya！”
wangaotiangangcaixiangyaohechenleipinjiu，jieguoxianzaihelegedahonglian，dazheshetoujimeinongyandewen。
“没啊。”
“wojintianzaibaodaochuzhuanyouleyidaquan，yemeiyoushenmexinshengtebieduideshangyande。”
chenchuangnaolenaotou，lingwaiyibiandefangxiuyuyebiaoshizantong。
“hai，nimenbuzhidaoleba。”
“biekanxianzaitamendougenxiaotuniuyiyang，nikandengjunxunwanzhihou，xuexuechuanda，zaihuagexiaozhuang，yigegemisini。”
wangaotianjuedejiushiyaoxianzaichenzherenjiamengdongdeshihouxiashou，fouzeyihoumeijihuilea。
“只是可惜呀。”
“woxiangdaruxiaojiemeideneibu，keshibeiganchulaile。”
wangaotiantanleyikouqi，tatoutoujinlehaoxiegenvshengjiaoliuqun，keshimeizhuangjifenzhongmeizijiubeishipo，guanliyuantichulequnliao。
fudaixiaoxi：“sibiantai！”
……
“呵呵。”
“wozheidaoshiyougehaodongxi。”
zhengdangwangaotianchuitousangqideshihou，xumogaoshenmoceminzuixiaolexiao，ranhoudakaishouji。
zhijianneishiyigejiamidepdf，wenjianming：“modoudaxuexiaohuabangtop100。”
不仅有名字。
erqiehaiyouhenduoyouguandeziliao，xuexing，shencai，xihao，zhuanyezhileide……
“***(ωдω)！”
“***・ࡇ・！”
“yifu！zheishiwonengkandemeyifu！”
buzhishiwangaotian，zhongrenyixiadoulailejingshen，zhengsuoweizhijizhibibaizhanbaisheng，zheijianzhijiushishenqia。
“哎？”
xiachengdeshixianyisao，fachuyidaojingyi！
faxianpaizaidiyiweideneigejiaozuolinqingyindexuejie，jingranjiushizijizaihuocheshangnieliandeshaonv！
“yo，achengyanguangbucuoa。”
“zheikeshizanmenmodoudiyixiaohua，yeshizanmendezhixixuejie，yuanxueshenghuizhuxi，kanzheilimiandeziliaoshuo，haishinanhangbaifumei~”
许墨赞叹的介绍。
zheiyangyouxiudenvhaizi，yebuzhidaoshenmeyangdenanshengnengyongyouya。
“没，没有。”
“wojiushigentayouguoyimianzhiyuan，wokemeiluanxiang！”
xiachenghongzhelianbailebaishou。
tazijiyoujijinjilianghaishiqingchude，zhuizheiyangdetianzhijiaonvkendingyalishanda，mafanyiluokuang。
而且对方冷冰冰的。
自己又是闷葫芦。
就算是有好感。
yezhishiheermengdefenmi，kanliandedongwueryi，yaoguoyibeizidehua，bunengpingyishichongdong，liaodelaiyeshihenguanjiande。
比如……
tasaoleyiyanzijidexiaolvxin。
tadaomodoudaxuehoujiuji【fenzhengrouxiaobaozi】baolepingan，danshiduifangquebuzhidaozaimangshenme，yizhimeihuixin。
“嗯……”
“确实。”
wangaotianrenzhendedalianglexiachengyihui，yibenzhengjing：“achenga，suirannizhangdemeiwoshuai，shengyinmeiwohaoting。”
“danshitingyouzizhizhimingdehaha，yihouzheijiushinisaozile~”
众人：“……”
“啊呸。”
“aotiange，renjiaachengzhangdejiaoyoudianhaokan，nishiyoudianhaoxiaohaome？”
“erqienixiangzhuiqiulinxiaohua，zhinengshuo……”
“勇气可嘉。”
xumoxiaozhepailepaiwangaotiandejianbang。
wangaotiandaoshibujieyi：“neishitamenmeiyougetdaogedeshuai，erqiewoyejiushishuoshuo。”
“erqiewohaishixihuanzheiyangde。”
tazhilezhishangmiandeyigenvhaizi，shitamenguanlixueyuandexinshengxuemei。
眼睛大大的。
皮肤白白的。
buguozheidoubushizhongdian，zhongdianshi，zheimeizideshencaifayudeyichanglianghao，liangzhidabaituzaitxushanxialunkuoqingxi。
至少是D!
许墨皱了皱眉头。
jutadeqingbao，zheimeizihaoxiangjiushixinshengqunlideneigecuimeijianga。
“等等。”
“xiongdimen，woshibushiyanhuale。”
“nimenshuodemeizishibushineigea……”
zheishihouchenchuangzhilezhineibianjizhuoshuoshuoxiaoxiaodenvhaizi，zhijianqizhongyigechuanzheqiansezhenzhishandewawaliannvhaizi，shencaiaotuyouzhi。
hezhaopianlideyimoyiyang！
不是看脸！
而是看身材！
tashenbianluoyibujuedeshinanhaizilaiyaoxiaolvxinde，shenzhihaiyourenpenglemeiguixiangtabiaobai。
……
“不好意思。”
“wogangshangdaxue，haishixianyixueyeweizhu，womenbutaiheshini……”
liuyueqingminzhehongrundexiaozuiyiyijujue。
“wa，yueqingnihaolihaiya。”
“caiganglaidaxuejiuzheimeshouhuanying！”
hetayigeqinshidejigenvhaizidoumanlianxianmudekanzheta，liuyueqingbudanzhangdehaokan，erqiehaoxianghaihenhuihenanhaiziliaotianai~
“哎呀，还好啦。”
“烦都烦死了~”
liuyueqingyaoleyaotou，guzuoqianxudanshixiaolianshangqueyanzangbuzhudedeyi。
tajiuxihuanzheizhongbeinanshengzhongxinggongyuepengzhedeganjue。
yuanxianzaigaozhongjiushi，xianzailaidaxuele，ziranyeyaofahuitezhang。
“切……”
“neizenmehaizaiqunlibeirenduile？”
youyigenvshengxiaoshengdiss。
tajiukanbuguanzheizhongchalichaqidejiahuo。
“哪，哪有！”
“taneishimeijianguowobenren，ruguoyaoshijianguobenxiaojiedehua……heng！tadaoshihoubuzhidaohuiyouduozhudong！”
beichuozhongtongdian，liuyueqinglikehongzhelianzhengbian。
yitiqizheishi，tajiuqideyagenyangyang。
zijizhishixihuanmaimengjiagemiaozizenmele？erqietayebuxiangshineixiechounv，meiyoumaimengdeziben，zhiqiangaozhongdetongxuedouhenxihuantadehaome！
pingshenmebeineigejiao“xiatiandefeng”dejiahuochaofengzijibushiren！
erqiehaishuomaolongzishenmede……
“yueqing，nikanneibian，xianzaijiuyoujihuilee。”
zheishihouyigeshaonvtoutouzhilezhixiachengjirenzheizhuo，xiaozheshuodao：“wojintianbangdaoyuantongjihuamingce，neigenanhaizijiushixiatiandefeng。”
“哦，哪个？”
liuyueqingdiyiyanhaishizhuyidaolexumo。
bijingtazhangdeshishuyuneizhongsiyiwangweideshuai，toufayejingxindaliguo，tiaorandejinhuangsehenxiyinmeizidemuguang。
“不是。”
“neigeshixumo，wojuedeshizanmenxinshengzhizhongdeyuancao，heihei~”
“tashenbianheitoufadeneige。”
meizizhilezhixiacheng，liuyueqingdeyanjingshunjiansuodingmubiao，zuijiaogouqiyimochalichaqidehudu。