第4章
dongbeihubayouzaifangdaolelinyangdemianqian，yanshenzhongchongmanlebushe。
“aowuwu......”
linyangzeshishensefuza：“nixiwangwotiniyangta？”
“shuoshihua，woyangguojiyaegou，jiushimeiyouyangguolaohu。”
“yaobuniwenwentamen？tamenshizhuanmenbaohuyeshengdongwude。”
linyangzhilezhihaizhanzaimenkoudefujuzhangjiren。
sheizhidongbeihuyikandaotamenzuilihaibuduandefachusihousheng。
dayouyifutamengankaojinjiubatamenshengsiledemoyang。
fujuzhangchenmo，tamenyouzheimebuzhaodongwuxihuanma？
danbuguanzenmeshuo，tamendoushilinyejuderen。
zheitouyexingshizudedongbeihu，jueduibunengliuzaicunzhuang。
yaobeifanghuianquandedidai。
yaoburanqunzhongdeanquanjiangshoudaoweixie。
“danshiwoyebuhuiyangxiaodongwua！”
linyangyouxiewunaidetanshou。
dongbeihuzhudongshenchushetoutianletianlinyangdeshou。
suijiyoutianletianzijideliangzhiyouzai。
ranhoutouyebuhuidelikaile。
fangfoconglaidoumeiyouchuxianguo。
erneiliangzhiyouzailianlianbushededingzhedongbeihulikaidebeiying。
“aoaoao......”
“aoaoao......”
wangyoumenbeizheiliangzhiyouzaimengdexindouhuadiaole。
“haokeaidehuzaizi，ganggangneizhidongbeihushenmeyisi？bazijidehaizijirenleiyang？”
“zhendeshiyoushiyilai，diyicijiandongbeihuhuizhudongbazijideyouzaisongjirenleiyang。”
“wozenmejuedeneigexizhuangnankanshangquyouxieyanshu？haoxiangshilinyejudefujuzhang。”
“zheicideshiqingjuranbafujuzhangdoujijingdongle？”
“nishuoni？zheiyiwanshangyoushihouyoushilangyoushihude？”
“jiushi，nandaohaibugouzhenhanma？”
“buguoshuolaishuoqu，zhubomingyetingdade。”
“yaoshizhubobuxiangyangzheiliangzhixiaoyouzaidehua，nengbunengjiwoyang？”
“loushangdenishifamangma？haishishuonixiangjinqucaifengrenji？”
“sheigansiziquanyangguojiayijibaohudongwu？”
“yebuzhidaolinyejudehuizenmechuli，nimenshuo，yaoshitamenbahuzaizidaizoule，humahuilaimeijiandaozaizi，huibuhuibalinyangsile？”
danmushangyilunfenfen，fujuzhangyijingdabuzoudaolinyangmianqian，lvxianzuoleziwojieshao：“xiaolintongzhinihao，woshilinyejudefujuzhang，woxingli。”
“ganggangneitoudongbeihu，woyijingpailelianggerenyongwurenjizhuizongtadexingzong，yidinghuiquebaotahuidaoanquandequyu，baozhengqunzhongdeanquan。”
huagangshuowan，lifujuzhangjiuhaoqidewendao。
“wokanneitoudongbeihuhaoxianghenxinrenni？”
linyangyaoyaotou：“woyebuzhidaozenmehuishi。”
kaiwanxiao，zheizhongshihoudangranyaozhuangshachongleng。
zongbunengshuozijishenshangyoulingquanshuiba？
“lijuzhang，xianzaizenmeban？zheiliangtouxiaohuzainimenhuidaizoudeba？”
fangzaitazheiliyangkeshifanfade。
neiliangtouxiaohuzaizhengzaihezheikoupenlimianshengxiadeshanquanshui。
tingdaozheihuadeshihoutaiqitoulai，daimengdaimengdewangzhelinyang。
yebuzhidaoshibushitingdongletadehua，weiqubabadewangtashenbiancou。
yaozhetadekujiaobusakai。
zheifumoyangfenmingjiushibuyuanyizou。
linyangzuijiaoyichou：“nimenzheilianggexiaojiahuo......nimabaniliangjiyangzaiwozheiyemeiyonga？”
humamadaoshiyishengbuhangdezoule。
bahaizirengjitayang，zheixiangshishenmehua？
tayoubushihaizidebaba？？？
“嗷嗷！”
liangzhihuzaizhichongzhelinyangjiaohuan，xiangshizaikongsulinyangbuyaotamen。
网友疯狂大笑。
“hahahahahahaha，zenmeyouzhongpaoqiqizidezhananjishigan？”
“zhubonishihuashishuo，zheilianghuzaizidaodigennishenmeguanxi？”
“qinshou！renjiahumamalinzouzhiqianbahaizijiaojileni，nixianzaixiangyaotuituozerenshibushi？”
“zheilianghuzaizihaitingkeaide，zhubonijiushouyangtamenba，jiudangshiyangleliangzhimaozaijialimian。”
“loushangdenishibushifengle？dongbeihugenmaonengyiyangma？”
“youshabuyiyangde，doushimaokedongwu。”
“nizheilijienenglirangwochenmo。”
“jiusuanzhubonengtongyi，linyejuderenyebunengtongyia。”
“wodaoshijuederuguozhubozhendenengyangzheiliangtouhuzaizijiuhaole，yihouzhibowomenbujiunengtiantiankandaozheilianggexiaojiahuolema？”
“wocao，shuodeyoudaolia！”
“suanleba，putongrenzenmenenggouyangguojiayijibaohudongwu？”
“huashuozhubodenongjialejiebujieke？haoxiangquzhujitian，fangsongfangsong。”
“同问！”
“楼上+1！”
“楼上+2！”
“loushang+10086！”
fujuzhangmeiyoujixuzhuiwen，yinweizaitakanlaichuncuishiqiaohe。
bushiqiaohehainengshishenme？
tabenlaixiangrangshengxialianggegongzuorenyuanbazheiliangzhihuzaizidaizoude。
jieguozheiliangzhihuzaizibupeihe。
tayesuanshijiechuguobushaodeyeshengdongwu。
zheizhongqingkuangjiusuanshishiyonglemazuiqiangqiangxingdaizou，duiliangzhihuzaiziyeshibulide。
fujuzhangsisuolepianke，henkuaijiuzuochujueding。
“zheiliangzhixiaohuzaizixianyangzainizheili。”
linyangtinghoujingkongdikanzheta：“lijuzhang，zheishishenmeyisi？bahuzaizijiaojiwolaiyang？”
lijuzhangpailepaitadejianbang：“nifangxin，xiangguandeshouxuwohuitinibanhao，daoshihouhuibazanyangzhengsongdaonijialai，baozhenghefahegui。”
linyangjiubailebaishou，jujuedehuahaimeishuochukou，lijuzhangjiudaduanle：“zheijianshijiuzheimedingle。”
“erqiehumabahaizijiaojini，yeshichuyuduinidexinren。”
“womenzheigeshihoubahuzaizidaizou，duiyuzheiliangzhixiaozaizilaishuogengbuli，erqiewanyineitoulaohuhuilaikanbudaozaizinikejiuweixianle！”
linyangditoukanleyiyan，hunshendoushikangjudehuzai，hanjiandechenmo。
确实，这是个问题！
lingquanshuisuiranhenyouyong，danshinengdaguomuzideganqingma？zaizibeitayangmeile，humanengfangguoziji？
tasuiranmeiyouyanghuzaidejingyan，danzheiwanyibujiushichirouma？
zaishuole，tashoulimianyoulingquanshui。
zongguibuhuibatamenyangsi。
yaoshitamenlikailezijizheili，xinlimianyoupaichimoshenghuanjing，buchibuhe，neikejiubuhaoshuole。
xinwenshangbushijingchanghuibaodaoyeshengdongwudaolexindehuanjing，nanyishiying，zuizhongbazijiesideshiqingma？
zheiliangzhixiaohuzaizheimekeai，linyangzuizhonghaishidayinglexialai。
lijuzhangjianzhuangyesongleyikouqi：“nifangxin，xiangguandefeiyongwomenhuiquanquanchengdan。”
“zheiliangtianwohuipaishouyiguolaijizheiliangzhixiaohuzaizuoxiangguandejiancha。”
linyangdiandiantou，dunxiashenzimolemoxiaohuzaidetou。
zheiliangzhixiaohuzaihenshiguaishunde，zaitapangbiancenglaicengqu。
yifuwanquanxinrentademoyang。
lijuzhangkandaozheiyimu，meiyanhanxiao，huadaigankai：“xiangzheizhongyeshengdongwu，guzilimiandoushidaizheyexingde，henshaojiandaotamenhuiduirenleizheimeshanyi。”
“zhengshiyinweitamenguzilimiandaizheyexing，suoyicaixiangwangziyou，buyuanjushu。”
zaixiangduianquandeqingkuangxia，jiyangzailinyangjiazhongduiyutamenlaishuoyeshizuihaodexuanze。
“neitamenyaozaiwojiadaiduojiu？wozongbukenengyizhiyangzhetamenba？”
“wozheikeshigenongjiale，yaoshikerenzhidaole，nalihuilaiwozheili？”
linyangmeiwangjizijixianzaihaishizaichuangye，suiranshuoshengyibujingqi，danyangzhezheiliangzhixiaohuzai，jiugengbuhaozhaolankerenle。
“yexuguogeshitianbangeyuedehumajiulaijietamenle。”
“nifangxin，humakendingbuhuipaoxiazijidehaizi。”
linyangjianlijuzhangxinshidandan，yebuyoudexinlejifen。
fujuzhangdaizherenlikaideshihou，tianyijingweimengmengliang。
林阳伸了个懒腰。
“zhetengleyiwanshang，juedoumeishuishang。”
“woyaohuiqubujuele，nimenlianggexiaojiahuojiuzaiyuanzilimianwanba。”
“hanhuokanzhetamenliangge，buxurangtamenlianggepaochuyuanzi。”
linyangbayuanzilidemensuohaozhihoujiuhuilewuzi。
tayeyeliuxiadezheigefangzihaishimandade。（jiemuzuzhijiebazujincongshiwanjingfeilikoule。）
guangshiyuanzijiuyoujinqiangepingfang。
dabufenbeitayonglaizhongshucaiheshuiguo。
houmianhaiyouyidapiandeguoyuan。
suoyizheimedadechangdi，zugouzheilianggexiaojiahuobengda。