第三章刀子嘴豆腐心
jiaoshishaoyuanchu，huangying、chuxiongdengzhuduoshenlongweixiashu，tingdaozunshangzheishengnuhou，yourentaochuduanqiang，yourenzhuaichulebishou，shirumenghuyiban，xiangzheibianpuleguolai。
benxierlaideshenlongwei，youyirenzuikuai。
cirenshencaiaixiaokushou，tingwenyuanchudechenqingdibaohesheng，qishenshangfengyishunjianzhaliesisui，luchuheisedejinshenyi。
zhenggerenrutongheiseshandianyiban，jimiaoneijiuchongdaozhongniannvrenmianqian，jiangqitashenlongweishuaizaishenhou。
“咚！”
zhongniannvren，zhijueyanqianbaoqiyituanhuoxing，ranhoujiushijinshupengzhuangdeshengyin，rutongliangbatiechuizhuangdaoyiqi。
xiangshengguohou，yiheiyinanziyilizaizijishenqian。
qishouliyibafenglidedaozilizhezijideyanhouzhiyoujigongfenyuan，quebeilingyibadaozijigedangzhule。
chenqingdizuoshoufanshouchidao，jiuletayiming！
zhongniannvrenxinzhongdajing，jiugangcaidezhuangjilidu，ruguobushizheiweihaizijiazhangdegedang，zijibozijiubeiqieduan！
“nixiangzaiwohaizimianqiansharen，liuxue？”
chenqingdihuitounushiheiyinanzi，chukouxunchi！
“zunshang！shuxiakaolvbuzhou。”
heiyinanzishouhuishouzhongdedaozi，guizaixuedishang。
cishi，qitashenlongweicaigangganggandao，weiraozaichenqingdishenpang。
“huangying，nijiangcirenniujinduchasuo，yiqilingertonglunfa！”
“诺！”
huangyingdedaomingling，danshoulinqidishangdezhongniannvren，jiangqishuangshouyongtezhigangsishengkunbangzaiyiqi，shuzaihoubei。
zhunbeiyaruzhishengjinei，daidaofujindeduchasuo。
gangzoushubu，youjimingxuexiaonanlaoshilanzhudaolu。
yourengaohan：“nimenshishenmeren，weishenmeyaokunzouzhanglaoshi？”
huangyingtaochuduanqiang：“shenlongweibanshi，xianzarendengbudekaojin！”
zhongrenjianyourenchiqiangzaishou，fenfenduobi，rangkailedaolu。
xueyuexiayueda，kuangfengsinve。
zhanglaoshishencaibenlaijiuganshou，zaijiashangshuangshoubeishufu，pinghenggancha，zoubulejibu，beidafengchuidaozaidishangdexuewoli。
“张老师摔倒了！”
“buyaodaizouzhanglaoshi！”
“老师快回来！”
zhanglaoshidezheiyidao，rutongfachuyigexinhao。
yinianjierban，yejiushiniuniusuozaidebanji，suoyoudehaizicongwennuandejiaoshiliyonglechulai。
huichengleyipianxiaoxiaoderenchao。
dingzhefengxue，lanzailehuangyingmianqian。
“nimenkuaishankai，zheilifengdaxueda。”
huangyinghanhua，haizimenhaishibuweisuodong，shenzhijigenanxuesheng，chongdaohuangyingmianqian，zhunbeisida。
youyoujiweinvxueshengweiraozaizhanglaoshishenbian，shizhejiekaishengsuo。
chenqingdijiandaocifanjingxiangyezhouqilemeitou。
“haizimen，huidaojiaoshi！xiangtazheiyangdelaoshibupeiweilaoshi，wohuijinimenanpaizuihaodelaoshi！”
“zhanglaoshipinxingtaihuaile，nimenzhidegenghaodelaoshijiaonimen！”
chenqingdilingzheniuniulaidaohaizimenmianqian，duitamenhandao。
“zhanglaoshijiushizuihaodelaoshi！”
“你们是坏人！”
“womenbuyaohuanlaoshi，womenzhiyaozhanglaoshi！”
chenqingdijianrucijingxiang，xinzhonganxiang，haizimenshidanchunde，sheiduitamenhao，jiuhuixiangzheshei！
zheigeyajianzuilidezhanglaoshi，nandaoduisuoyouhaizidouhenhao，zhiduiniuniuyigerenbuhao？
zaidalengtianganniuniuchujiaoshimenwai，shitaqinyansuojian！
buyoudeduitadeyane，youjiashenlejifen。
zhiyinweiniuniumeiyoubaba，suoyijiuzhizhenduitayiren，ertaohaoquanbandehaizi？
zheiduiniuniudexinlingshanghaihuigengda！
zijidegurou，beirenrucidepaiji，nvedai！
可恶！可恨！
jiuzaicishi，zaiyipangdeniuniuquelalelazijideshou。
“baba，zhanglaoshishigehaolaoshini，nigangcaiweishenmedata？”
“haolaoshi？haolaoshibuhuirangzijidexueshengaidong！”
“laoshimeirangwomenaidonga，jiaoshideluzishitajiwomenmaide，qitabanlidoumeiyouluzini！”
“duile，tahaijiwomaiguolabi，maiguoshubaoni。”
chenqingditingdaozheihua，xinligedengyixia，xunsuniutouchakan，guoranqitajiaoshiqiangwaimeiyouyantong。
zhiyouniuniusuozaidebanji，youshaomeideyanqimaochu。
这、这！
“zhanglaoshiyebuhuiyizhirangwoaidongde，shangwanbanjiekejiunengrangwohuidaojiaoshi。”
......。
xuexiaojiaoshibangongshi，fengchuanghuboliyongdesuliaobomo，beifengchuidesusuzuoxiang。
chenqingdiroulerouzijidetaiyangxue，duizhanglaoshidao：“ninengtaokongzijidegongzimailuzi，shiyigeaixueshengdehaolaoshi，keweishenmenenghenxiaxinlaiganniuniudaojiaoshiwai？”
“wobugantachumenbanjieke，suoyoudehaizimenzheigedongtianzhendeaidongle！”zhanglaoshidichuizhetou，xinyouyuji。
“zaizheigexuexiaoqitabanjidoubuxuyaojiaoqunuanfei，zhiyouwomenbanyaojiao，jiazhangmenhenpaichi，suoyiwoyaozaihaizimenmianqianbiaoxiandeeduyidian，ranghaizimenhaipa......。”
chenqingdiwangzheduimianzheiweiganshouyichangdezhongniannvlaoshi，daoyeyoulediansuranqijingdeyisi。
“yipusaxinchang，xingjingangshouduan，qushangshanzhiguo？”
“nayouxiangnishuodeneimexuanhu，zhibuguopingbenxinzuoshi，woxingshiguangmingleiluo，suoyibupachimeiwangliang！”
“haoyigeguangmingleiluo！”chenqingdijizhangdao。
“woxiangjixuexiaojuanxianyibizijin，yonglaigaishanxuesheng、laoshideshangkehuanjing，zhanglaoshininkanshifoukexing？”
“zheizhongshi，yaogenxiaozhangshuo。”
zhanglaoshitidaoxiaozhangshi，lianshangluchuleyigubuxiezhiyi。
chenqingdiyubianshangdehuangyingduishiyiyan，houzhedianlediantouranhouchumen。
chenqingdijixushuodao：“wozheijinianyizhizaiweiguoxiaoli，zuijincaidezhiniuniushiwonver，suoyiwodasuanbatajiezou。”
“koushuowuping，nijintianjiebuzouhaizi，zhiyouniuniudemamalaixuexiaohou，cainengjiezou！”
zhanglaoshidekouqihaishiyirujiwangdishengying。
chenqingdimuguangrudian，shouzhiyixiaxiadiqiaodazheyizifushou，meiyouzaishuohua。
duiyuxiangtazheiyangyouyuanzedelaoshi，jiyuleyidingdezunzhong。
banxiaoshihou，huangyingzaicilaidaobangongshi，yifuyuyanyouzhideyangzi。
“但说无妨！”
“xuexiaoxiaozhangjiaohudamin，wodiaoquletadexiangguanxinxi，zuijinyoubizijinliuruletagerendeyinxingzhanghao！”
“yigong20wan，xuexiaocaiwuzhijiehuabo。”
“shishangmianfaxialaidejixueshenggoumailuju、meitandequnuanfei！tasizijieliudaolezijideyinxingzhanghao。”
“bingqieyijingxiaofeile2wanduo，yonglaimaiyanmaijiu。”
“砰！”
chenqingdishoulidechabeibeiniechenglefenmo，zhenggerencongyizishangzhanqilai。
yigulengkushafazhiyicongshenshangmimanerchu，rangzhenggebangongshidewenduyexiajianglejifen。
“xuexiaobenshijiaoshuyurenchunjingzhidi，wodengzaiqianxianwangsipinsha，weidejiushixiayidairennengqinshiwuyou，zenmehuiyourucizhuchong！”