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“dnayangbenbaogaoxianshi，shenqingyanheshenfengdedna99.99%zhonghe，shifuziguanxi。”
linyaoditoukanzhejiandingbaogao，meigezidoucidetayanjingshengteng。
shenqingyanshitaxiangaishiniandelaogong。
ershenfengzeshitazhizi，yeshishenqingyangegedeyifuzi，gangmanyisui。
liangnianqian，shenqingyandegegesiyuyichangchenchuanshigu，yigeyuehousaozichuyuejiufaxianyoulelianggeyueshenyun，shengxiashenfeng。
yinweishishenqingyangegeweiyidexuemai，youshiyifuzi，haishishenjiaweiyidesunzi，quanjiashangxiadouhentengai。
suoyinapashenqingyanduibaobaojiuhaoxiangqinshengerzi，linyaoyecongweiqiguoyixin。
keyizhouqian，shenfengchuchehuoxuyaoshuxue，shenqingyangangxiangchouxue，jiubeichuyueyibazhuailehuilai：“buxing，qingyanbukeyi。”
suiji，jiubalinyaowangqianyitui：“yisheng，choutade。”
linyaomeiyouduoxiang，bijingchuyuexianglaibuxihuanta，kechouxuechoudaoyiban，shenqingyanjiubugutaliansecanbaijicongconglikaile。
tazhihaoqiangrenzheyunxuan，fuzheqiangqubingfangzhaota，quetingdaofangneichuanlaitawennudeshengyin。
“niganggangneimekuazhangzuoshenme？yaoshirangayaofaxianzenmeban？”
“duibuqi......woganggangyeshishizaitaidanxinbaobaole......wojiuxiangzhezhixiqinshuzhijianbunengxianxue。”
chuyuebaozheshenqingyandegebo，yibiankuyibiansajiao：“qingyan，nigesile，linyaoyoubunengsheng，yaoshishenjiaweiyidesunzichuleshi，bamahuilaihuishalewode。”
tingdaozheihua，shenqingyanqingqinglongzheta，“xiacixiaoxinyidian，bierangayaofaxian。”
neiyishunjian，linyaoxintiaomengdizhouting，shoujiaojiangyingdihuijiaquleshenqingyanheshenfengdeyashua。
yanledna，erjieguo......
tachixiaoyisheng，sheinengxiangdaoneigeaitarugusuidenanren，jingranhetasaozishengleyigesishengzi，haineiyangmingmuzhangdandiyangzaitademianqian，zhengzhengyinianduo！
真荒唐！
linyaojiangjiandingbaogaozheqilaisaijinbaoli，zhuanshenzouchuleyiyuan，quleyijiahaibianjiuba，congchuanghudeweizhi，zhenghaokeyikandaosannianqianshenqingyanxiangtaqiuhundeshatan。
cengjingdeshenqingyanshitadeguang，yeshijiutayushuihuodeshen。
shinianqian，tashiwusuineinian，qinshengfuqinjiabaodasiletamama，fanghuoxianghuishimieji，yeshundaijiangtayiqishaosi。
shishenqingyanchongruhuochangjiangtajiuchulai，bingbaojingjiangtafuqinzhuajinlaoli，panlesixing。
zaisuoyourendoumatashisharenfanzhinv，paijiqifutadeshihou，yeshishenqingyanzhanchulaiweihuta，bingzizhutacongchuzhongdaodaxuesuoyoudefeiyong。
daxuebiye，tashoudaomingxiaotongzhishudeshihou，tashuo：“ayaowobuhuidangniqianludebanjiaoshi，niruoxiangqushenzao，wobiananpaihaoyiqie，jinsuiqihou。”
neishihoudeshenqingyanjiushizheiyang，zhichitadesuoyoujueding，taquna，tabianquna。
houlai，taweiletajujuelemingxiao，xuanzezaihangshizuoyimingputongdegaozhonglaoshi。
shenqingyanzequanchengyugao，zaizheigehaitanshang，yongyimeishikeladezuanjie，heyichuangshizhongxinshangpinlouxiangtaqiuhun，yishijiantachenglequanchengnvrenyanxiandeduixiang。
shihou，shenjiabutongyi，shenqingyandangzheshenfushenmudemian，kaichezhuangzaileyuanzilidedashushang，xianxiemeilebantiaoming，shenjiacaibudebutongyi。
kejiushizheigeweiletabuyaoming，jiangtacongshenyuanlizhuaichulaidenanren，youjiangtatuihuileshenyuan。
多可笑？