第一章 舔狗一年,攻略错人

fangjianneimimanzheqingqiandejiuqi,chuanglianwaixisuideguangxianxuxujinlai。shishengshengshuiyanxingzhongxinglai。

zuowanhedale,youxieduanpian,haibudengfanyingguolai,erbianxiangqilexitongfengkuangshuchudeshengyin。

【jinggao!jinggao!shibiechudangqianxitongcunzaiyichang。】

【suzhu,bug!shibug!xitongbug!ninzhiqiangonglvecuorenle,xianzaizhishengxiayigeyuedeshijian!】

shenme?zhishengxiayigeyuedeshijian。

tingdaozheilishishengshengchadianermeifengle!

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xianzaigaosutagonglvecuoleren?

shishengshenghenbudebaneixitongjiuchulaibaodatagesantiansanye。

“gonglvecuorenlenibuzaoshuo?xianzaizenmeban!”

xitongturankadun,rentazenmejiaohuandouhaowufanying。

时笙笙:“!!!”

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网上已经骂疯了。

【shishengsheng!nibuyaolian!fusiniantadouyaogenchinanyishanglianzongle,nihaizhuizhetabufang!】

【jianguotianbuzhichidejiumeijianguoneimetianbuzhichide。nichulefusinianzhiwai,jiumeiyoubiedenanrenyaoleshibushi?】

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yuanzhushigexiaoheihuka,wurenmaiwuziyuan,beiwangshanggedaheifenyijiyingxiaohaowangbaozhisi。shishengshengchuanjinlaizhihou,weilehuomingyixinzhizuogonglverenwu,conglaimeidaliguozheixie。

现在…

takenengzhishengxiayigeyuedeshijianle,liugeguiqingmian。

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【fusinianbeiwozhuishitacongqianminghao!sheixiaodeshixiuhuazhentou,xudehen,nimensheiaiyaosheiyao。】

quanwangdunshiyixiaziquanzhale。

她们看到了什么?

shishengshengjuranqinzixiachang**?

tajuranhaiganduifusinian!?

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haishuofusinianshentixubutaixing!tazenmegande?

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jiuliansidoumeiyouhangyisheng。

resouhongyixiadezhaqilaile。

#时笙笙疯了#

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#shishengshengshuofuyingdibuxing#

jiulianshishengshengjingjirenneibianyedalailedianhua,hedongshihou。

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“haoxiao,nandaowozhiqianjiuyouxingxiangle?”shishengshengfanlegebaiyan,“buhaoyisi,neidanglianzongwobushangle。”

shishengshengzhijiejiguaduanledianhua。

shanglianzongbenjiushitaduifusinianzuihouyicidegonglve。xianzaitadougonglvecuorenle,haishangshenmeshang?!

jingjirenneibianzaidatazaigua!

【meibeidaohao,shibenren】