第2章

(大脑托管处……)

quanwangshoukuanyizhiboxingshifangsongdelianzong,《lianaigaoji》zaiyigeyueqianjiuhuodelejigaodeguanzhudu。

zairujinmanshijubenheheimudeneiyuzongyili,haiganyizhiboxingshifangsongdelianzong,《lianaigaoji》suanshiduyidang。

zheirangbushaorentiqianlianggexiaoshijiudunshouzaile《lianaigaoji》deguanfangzhibojian。

kedangzhibojianjieshangxinhaoyuandeneiyike,guanzhongmenshayanle。

yimingxiangmaoshuaiqi,yanzhichuzhongdexiaoxianroucishizhengchuanzhebaitxu,shatanku,zhengtangzaiyizuoxiaoyuanzideyaoyaoyishang。

jiaoshangderenzituobantuobangua,jiashangpangbianzuoluozhedezheyangsan,rangguanzhongmenyouxiehuaiyirensheng。

你管这叫小鲜肉?

cishibeiguanzhongzhumudejianghuaiquebuyiweiyi,naqizhuoshangdexiapianhebingkele,zhijielaileyikoudade。

saibangziyonglijujiao,peihepangbianhuhuchufengdekongdiaoshan,bietiyouduoqieyile。

爽!

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womeizoucuopindaoba?zheiyinggaishilianzongzhibojiana?

jiemuzushibushijingtoupaicuole?zheishijiabinma?

renzituo,shatanku,sheijiayirenzheimeshangjiemua?

jiuming,woganjuetahaoxiangzaiyanwo。

……

duici,jianghuaiyehenwunai。

yaoshikeyi,jianghuaiyexiangchuanzheyishenzhajiechaopaihemingpaidanpinlaishanxiaguanzhongdetaihejingouyan。

yigeyueqian,jianghuaihaishiyimingbeixuezangdeouxiangtuantilianxisheng。

dangchulianxishengxuanxiudahuo,jianghuaiyexiangyaoxiachanglaoyibeigeng,yiranjuerantourulelianxishengdexinglie。

benlaiyiweizheiyixingshikaonengli,jieguozhuanshougongsijiushuoyaochaocp。

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houguojiushizhijiebeixuezangliangnianban。

yaobushiqianduanshijian,yangmajinjijiaotinglezheizhongouxiangtuanti,daozhigongsineibuzhijiedaxipai。

kenengxianzaijianghuaidouhaishichuyubeixuezangdezhuangtai。

haoburongyiyouletonggao,jianghuaizhengzhunbeidazhanquanjiao,jieguozaishangjiemudeqianyitian,jianghuaijuexingleyigexitong。

zheigexitongjiaozuotangpingxitong,renruqiming,zhudadejiushiyigetangping。

zhiyaojianghuaizaijingtouqiantangpingshouhuofensi,neimejianghuaijiunenggouhuodetili、changgong、yanjidenggezhongnenglijiacheng。

yaoshihuodeleyidingshuliangdefensi,jianghuaishenzhihainenggoudedaopingxingshijiedeyuanchuangjinquhedejiangjuben。

siqianxianghouzhixia,jianghuaijuedingpinyiba。

renpachumingzhupazhuang,fanzhengzijishayebushi,dabulejiushibeichaoxiaojigeyue。

hulianwangyoumeiyoujiyi,genghekuangzijibenshenyemeishenmemingqi。

yushi,jianghuaideyingmushouxiujiuyirucizhaliedefangshichuchangle。

jiancedaosuzhufensizengjia,kaishizengjianenglizhi……

体力+0.001

唱功+0.001

……

kanzhezhujianshangzhangdenenglizhi,jianghuaidezuijiaodoukuailiedaoergenzile。

suiranzheinenglizhishangzhanghuanman,danjianghuaihaishinenggouganjuedaozijishentisihuyouneimeyidianbianhua。

zheirangjianghuaigengjiadudingleyaojiangtangpingjianchidaodi。

jiranyaotang,zijijiuyaozuobubeidingyidetangpingzi!

kanzhebuyuanchudesheyingshiheyibanggongzuorenyuanzaiyanyanxiaridixiamantoudahan,jianghuaidexintoujiugengshuangle。

nimeitangpingguo,nigenbenbuzhidaotangpingyouduokuaile。

dankexi,kuaileshiduanzande。

“有…有人吗?”

xiaoyuanmenkou,chuanlaileyidaoyueerdenvsheng。

wenshengwangqu,jianghuaijiandaoyiweituozhebaisexinglixiangdezhangfanvsheng。

biaozhundeedanmeirenlianyingruyanlian,biaozhidewuguanjingzhijiaorou,dishundemeiyanxiashiyishuangshuiwangwangdetaohuayan。

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zhiyiyan,jianghuaidedanaodangjile。

sheyingshiyelianmangdiaozhuanlejingtou,zheipailekuaibangexiaoshidejianghuai,sheyingshiyezaojiushougoule。

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xianzaixindejiabinlaile,haibugankuaihuanren?

dandangjingtoujidaotadeneiyike,danmujiuzhijiezhale!

***,老婆!

bushiba?bushishuosurenlianzongma?zenmehaiyoudaili?

dailiniyaoquenanpengyounizhishuoa!woshishanlilinghuodegou!

loushangdenigoule,shuodesheibushiyiyang?

……

jiangli,xiaolizi,zhiminggeshou,gongyidashi。

zuikaishichujingyuyikuangongyijiemu,qiyinshijiemuzuxiangyaocaifangdangshiyigong。

yikaishidejianglidaizhekouzhao,daoyemeirenfaxianyiyang。

houlaizhuchirenhudongdeshihoutuoxiakouzhao,zhijiepingzheyizhanglianchenggongchuquan。

chumenguangjiebeilurensuishoupaideyizhangshengtujiunenggouchengweijibaiwanshejiaozhanghaodetouxiang,beirenhaocheng“neiyushenyan”。

houxuyoubeiwangyoubaochugezhongshenfenxinxiheshejiaozhanghao,wangyouzheicaizhidaojianglishangjingbingfeijiemuzudeanpai。

jianglizishenzaifuliyuanzhangda,daxuebiyehoucanjiadegongzuoyedoupingpingwuqi。

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zheirangneiyudechuanmeigongsimenxiudaoleshangji,zuixiangenjianglijiechudechuanmeilongtouzhiyixingchenyule,zaibujiuhoujiuchuanchuqianyuejianglidexiaoxi。

bingqiechenzhereduweiqiliangshendazaolejishoudaibiaogequ,congcijianglichuxiyugezhonggongyihuodonghedingliuzongyizhijian。

chudaohousuiranmeiyoushijiancanjiayigong,danquebuwangnachudaliangpianchoujuanjigongyizuzhi,zuizhongchengweibeihongshizihuiqinzixuanweiniandugongyidashi。

erqiechudaohoudejianglikanchengyewulaomo,yizhouqitian,youliutiandouzaipaishejiemu。

jiashangzishentianrandexingge,jianglijingchangyinweijiebushangbierendegengerlengzaiyuandi。

denghouzhihoujuejieshanglaideshihou,daimengdeyangziyourangwushuwangyouxinjianjiandoubeironghuale。

shenzhidabufenwangyoudouyouzhejianglizuichumingdeyizhangbiaoqingbao,wandanli(li)。

fensimenyeqihongjijiangliqilezhuduowaihao,qizhongzuiguangfandejiushidaidaili。

juedabufennanrendouyougewangxiang。

jialiyougehaohongshagande,shangbanyougehaokankeaide,xinliyougeshikexiangniande,xiaoshulinliyougebujianbusande。

erjiangliyigerenjiunenggoumanzuquanbudewangxiang。

yinci,jianglihaibeihaocheng“renjianwangxiang”。

kanjiemudewangyoumenzuomengdoumeixiangdao,zheichangyizhiboxingshifangsongdelianzong,jurannenggouqinglaijiangli。

xunchanglianzongdoushisuren,xiangjianglizheiyangdeyirenshibukenengcanjiade。

zheihaishijianglidiyicicanjialianzong。

jianglidechuxianrangjianghuaiyouxiehuanghu,yuanbenyiweizheishiyicisurenlianzong。

jieguomeixiangdaodiyiweijiabinjuranjiushirujindeguominnvyou,renjianwangxiangdaidaili。

jiemuzushishuohuiyouliuliangmingxing,danmeishuozheiliuliangshipotiandea。

“你,你好……”

zaijianghuaihuangshendeshihou,jiangliyouxietantedilaidaolejianghuaishenbian。

daliangleyifanjianghuaidezaoxinghou,caixiaoxinyiyidikaikou。

“qing,qingwennizaimangma?”

……

xinrenxinshu,xiongdimenqianwanbieyangshua!

shiwanzidewandulvhenzhongyao,zuozheshilaodanan,guonianhuijiadougenxiaohaizuoyizhuoleqaq。