第4章 真实世界

“hehe,shizheiyanga。”jiangchenqiangrenzhetengtongdao。

“shide,dangranhaiyounidegebo,yebunengzheiyangfang,yaozheiyang。”chengongyibianshuozhe,jiuzhuazhulejiangchendelianggegebo,likejiangchengandaohunshendoushijipigeda,zheishihoujiangchenzhongyumingbaizheigelaotouweishenmejiaozuochengongle。yinweixianzaitadesuozuosuozairangjiangchenxiangdaodezhiyouyizhongren,neijiushigushihougonglimiandetaijian,erqiehaishizuilaodeneiyizhong。

chengongdeliangzhishoushunzhejiangchendeliangzhigebolilexialai,likejiangchenjiugandaozijideliangtiaogebodoushiquzhijuele,erguanjiededifangdoushi**ladetengtong。

ranhoushiyao、tui、tou……

jiangchendeshentikaishizhandou,hanshuicongtoushangshenchulai,wanquanshitengde。

“chenlao,chenlao,tingyixia,woyoudianshoubulele。”jiangchenzhongyurenbuzhudedao,zheiyikezhigandaozijidezhenggeshentidouyaosanjiale。suiranjiangchenzaojiuzuodaolexinlizhunbei,zhidaozheijianshiqingbushizheimehaozuo,danshiquemeiyouxiangdaoshizheiyangdetongku。

danshichengonggenbenbuyulicai,jixuzuozhezijideshiqing。jiangchenxinzhongyiheng,xiangzhechengongyitui,jiuyaotuolizheizhong“kuxing”。

danshijiuzaizheigeshihou,chengongdeshoujikuaidetanchuqu,shandianbandezhuazhujiangchendeshuangbei,xiangshitieguyibiansisidekazhu。“kaka”liangsheng,jiangchenjiugandaozijidejianbuyitong,xiayikezijideshuangbeijiumeiyouzhijuele,ruantatadezaishentiliangbianyaobaizhe。

ranhouzaihaihaimeiyoufanyingguolaizhiqian,youshi“kaka”deliangsheng,likeshuangtuiyemeiyouzhijuele,jiangchenzhijieyi**zuozaidishang,lenglengdekanzhechengong。haobantiancaifanyingguolai,zijidesizhiyijingquanbeixiediaole,likelenghandouxialailema,duifangxiangganshenme。

chengongdeshouranhouhuanhuanxiangxiajiangchenxiamianshenqu,shengyinhuanhuandedao:“shaoye,buyaoxinji,yaozhidaonikeshishaoyea!”erjiangchendehanmaodouliqilaile,nanbuchengweilejiaoxunyixiaziji,jiuyaobazijibianchengtaijianba。

buguohaihao,zuihouchengongdeshoutingzailexiaofudebuwei,kanzhejiangchenweiweiguqilaidexiaofu,youdianbumandedao:“shaoye,nikeyaojizhu,yigeguijiashaoyeyinshishijiyoujiangjiude,yihoukebunengchichengzheigeyangzi。”

shuozhezheihua,chengongzaixiaofudedifang“qingqing”deyimo。

xiayikejiangchenshentiyijiang,zhenggeshentidoujuliededoudongqilai,liansebiandetieqing。suiranchengongzhishihen“qing”demoleyixia,danshicikejiangchenquegandaozijideduzizhong,haoxiangturanbeisaijinqulesiwubadedaoziyiban。

“ou”,banxiangzhihou,jiangchenyiwanyao,zhijiebagangcaichidedongxijinshutulechulai。erzhenggeshentidoubeihanshuishitoule,cikejiangchenzhigandaozijizhenggerendoutaokongleyiban,nanshoudeyaoming。

“shaoye,nikan,nichidehaishiyoudianduole。”chengongzaiyibiandichuizheyanjing,buwenbuhuodedao。yibianshuozhe,yibianbudongshengsedeyou“kaka”jisheng,shanghaojiangchendesizhi,rangjiangchenhuifulexingdongli。

jiangchenganshouzhezijiyouzhongxinhuodedesizhizhipeili,henhendewoqiwoquan,danshiyousonglexialai,xinzhonghenshimingbaixianzaifankangjiushizhaosidebiaoxian。qiangduiqixiaorong,chengongduizhechengongyuqilvegongjingdedao:“chenlao,wozhidaole,shoujiaole。”

“hehe,shaoyezhidaojiuhao,niyaoxuexideshiqingkeduozheni。”chengongjixudao。

erjiangchenzhishimianqiangdeyixiao,shenmedoumeiyoushuo。

danshibanxiangzhihou,jiangchenchenzhexiarenqinglizijioutuwudeshijian,xiaoxindeshitanwendao:“neigechenlao,wozheicishoushanghaoxiangwanglehenduoshiqing,biruwodefumu,tamenzaina?”

“haha。”chengongyitingdaozheigewenti,weiweiyixiao,ranhoulianshangluchuyisideaishang,kanzheyuanchudao:“shaoye,niwangle?shisinianqian,jiushinichushengdeneiyinianlaoyejiuqushile,shifurenbanihanxinrukudefuyangzhangda。”

“neiwodemuqindaren……”

“furena?”chengongdeshengyinweiweiyidun,jixudao:“henbuxing,bangeyueqian,furenyinbingqushile。ershaoyeniyesile,buguozuihouhaishijiuleguolai。suoyishaoye,nikeyaohaohaodehuozhea,nikeshixianzailijiaweiyidehefajichengren,liming!”

“liming?”jiangchenxiaole,xiaodeyouxiemianqiang,xiaodeyouxiecangbai,“chenlao,wozhidaole。”

erjiangchendeneixinqueshiyizhenzhendefahan,quansile!

laoye、furenheshaoyequansile!

laoyedesiyinggaishizhengchangde,keshifurenheshaoyejingranquandousizaibanyueqiandeneichangdabingzhong,zhipashibuzheimejiandanba,youkenengbushitianzaiershirenhuoa。

jiangchenkanleyiyanmianqiandechengong,zainiutoukanleyiyanshenhoutieqiangyibanzhanzhedelian,xinzhongyilie,caifaxianzijibashiqingxiangdeyoudianjiandanle。

zheijianshihaoxiangbuzhishidengdaosantianzhihoucanjianeigefengxuanchengdaweiliedeyouxizheimejiandanle,zheixierentumoudedongxihaoxiangbujiandana!

yigeguizu,suoyoudezhixixuemaiquandousiwang,eryiqunxiarenquecongwaimiannonglaiyigerenmaochongshaoyequcanjiafengxuanchengdedaweilie,zheiyangdaodizaiyinzangzheshenme?

erqie,santianhoudedaweiliehuishizheimejiandanma?erqieduifangjiaoxunzijideshoufa,yeyidiankanbuchuduizijiyourenhedeshanyia。

jiangchenweiweirouzhezijidexiaofu,xinzhongweihan,zhipayaoshizijianzhaoduifanganpaidehua,zijidexiachanghaoxiangbuhuihenhaoa。anzhaoyibandejubenlaishuodehua,zheizhongqingkuangdoushisharenmiekoudeba。

jiangchenhuanshiyibiansizhou,caifaxianzheishiyigezhenshideshijie,zijibasuoyouderendouxiangdetaijiandanle。yaoshizhendezheiyangxiaqudehua,zijikejiuweixianle。

danshijiangchenquemeiyouqingjuwangdong,zhishihuanhuanderouzheduzi,zhizhuangchengbeigangcaichengongshuodehuahedaodeyangzi,haobantianzhihoucaishengyinweizhandedao:“neige,chenlao,wohaole,womenjixuba。”

“ng。”chengongyingdao,kanleyiyanbeirenzhongxindasaoganjingdedating,ranhouhuanhuandexiangzhejiangchenzoulai。