“哎哟卧槽！”
zhangdapaodunshichileyijing，shangxiadaliangwoyiyan，dao，“yuanlaishibozijiadeer，bozichuanga！”
wodunshibufendao，“nicaishibozi，niquanjiadoushibozi！”
zhangdapaoyishuaifeiduantui，yaotouhuangnaodao，“neinikanwoboma？mingmingshinibatuibo，caishenglenizheigeguierzi，quancunrendouzhidao！”
“哈哈哈！”
“laoda，nizongaishuoshihua！”
两村溜子跟着起哄。
wobuyouyimiyan，zaixinlijizheilianghuojishangyibi。
到时一起算账！
zhangdapaoyoudao，“zadi，zaichenglihunbuxiaqule，huilaizhaonimawana？”
wochenshengdao，“zhangdapao，sizheweida，nishuohuazuihaozhuyidian，xiaoxinwanshangshuibuzhe！”
zhangdapaoyiting，guzuohuangkongdao，“aima，wohaopayo，wanshangnimahuibuhuibianchengguilaizhaowoa？”
shougaogecunliuzijiehuadao，“youkenenge，gaobuhaoyaopeinixizaozaoni。”
aizhuangcunliuzidao，“xiwanzaozaipeinishuijuejue，jinishenggexiaoerzi！”
“neizheixiaoerzihetashaguanxi？”
张大炮指着我说。
“一母同胞呗！”
liangcunliuziyikoutongshengdao。
“neiwoqibuchengletadedie？”
“没错老大！”
“哈哈哈！”
zhangdapaoxiaodebuxing，chongwoxixuedao，“tingdaomei，guierzi，haibukuaijiaodie！”
jianzhuang，woxinlihaonaohuo，zheisangebitaiqifurenle！
danxianzai，wobunengqingjuwangdong。
madefenhaimeixiuhao，wodeyibubudelai。
wodao，“zhangdapao，chengkoushezhikuaisuanshabenshi，duisizhebujing，daoshihouziyoulaotianshouni！”
“aiyowoqu！haodadekouqi，nidangnimashiwangmuniangnianga？”
zhangdapaomiexiewoyiyan，kaishijiekudai，dao，“laozijintiandaoyaokankan，nizheisilaomanengbawozadi！”
jianzhangdapaowangfentouziniao，wobuyouhuomaosanzhang，hedao，“nitemegan？！”
zhangdapaoyibianziyibianxiao，dao，“wojiugan，ninengzadi？”
“我去尼玛的！”
wochongshangquyijiaobatachuaifei，shikerenshubukeren！
“aiyo，wodepigu！”
zhangdapaozaidishanglianfanjigegentou，paqilaidao，“made，zhaosi！jiwoshang，dacandafeisuanwode！”
liangmingcunliuziyiyongershang，duiwoquanjiaoxiangjia。
jianwomendaqilai，sangemingongjimangpaole。
wosuiyouyiqiangnuhuo，danshuangquannandisishou，zuizhongbeiliangrenendaozaidi。
zhangdapaodayaodabaidizouguolai，chuailewoyijiao，ranhouyongjiaodibancaizhewodelian，lengxiaodao：
“xiaochusheng，genwodou？nitemehainenledian！
laozijintianjiubahualiaozaizhei，zheishanshilaozide，shanshangdefenyeguilaoziguan！
nimadefenzhanlelaozideshan，laozimeizhaonishouguanlifeijiushihaode，nihaixiangdongtu？
gaoxiao，mingtianlaozijiujiaorenbanimadepofenjichanpingge！”
“nigan！zhangdapao，nidongyixiashishi，wotemewanizufen！”
我声嘶力竭道。
“hehe，ganwawozhangjiazufen，danzibuxiaoa！
jintianjiuchongnizheijuhua，laozibanituidazhege，kannihaiganxiaozhang！”
zhangdapaolinlaitieqiao，henhendizaxiangwodeyoutui。
咔嚓！
gutouduanlieshengchongchizhewodeermo，tengtongrushandianbanzuanjinxinwo。
wotongxinjishoudipaoxiaodao，“zhangdapao，worinilaomu，laozizuoguiyebuhuifangguonide！”
zhangdapaozuijiaoyiwai，chibidao，“zuogui？haoa，neijintianlaozijiusongniyicheng！”
啪！
yiqiaopaixia，wodangchangyunsiguoqu……
dengwoxinglai，fentouyikongwuyiren。
cikelieridangkong，yingshizhengwushifen。
jushuozhengwudeyangqizuiruo，yinqizuisheng。
我这是死了吗？
woyanleyankoushui，gangyaoqishen，faxiantuibole，dunshiyiguxinsuanyongshangxintou。
madezhenshiwonang，zuoguihaiyaozuogebogui，taikehenle！
wopufuzaimuqindefentoushang，kusudao，“ma，haierbuxiao！
meizhengdaoqian，meijizanjiazhengguang，xiangjinixiufen，hairangzhangdapaoxiuru，
xianzaichenglecanji，nayoulianlaijiannia……”
“xiaochuangge，shinima？”
嗯？
wozhengsushuozhe，hurantingdaoshenhouchuanlaiyidaoqingcuidejiaohansheng。
huitoukanqu，yimingdabanshishang，shencaigaotiao，guazilian，dayanjingdenvhai，zhengzhanzaishuxiakanzhewo。
“你是……琴琴？”
我揉了揉眼睛。
“hei，xiaochuangge，zhenshiniya，niburenshiwolema？”
fengqinqinmanlianjingxidipaoguolai，zhandinghou，beizhexiaoshou，juezuidao。
“wozahuiburenshinini！”
woshangxiadaliangzheta，xinzhongzezechengzan，zhenshinvdashibabiana，zheijialerenbiandegengyouyunweile。
youqishiduanqunxiadeneishuangtui，jianzhijiushituiwannian。
zheigouridezhangshuisheng，haoyoufuqi！
“xiaochuangge，niganmayizhidingzherenjiakan，meijianguoma？”
fengqinqinyiduojiao，chendao。
“a？e，meiyoumeiyou……woshizaixiang，nizenmedazhongwudepaoshanshanglaile？”
wolianmangshouhuimuguang，yibenzhengjingdao。
“我……”
fengqinqinyanmouyizhuan，jiezhedao，“zheibushitingshuonihuilaileme，suoyishanglaikankanya，
nizheishizenmele，shoushanglema？”
wolianmangditoukanleyanlangbeideshenti，taitougaxiaodao，“meishi，xiaoshang，ganggenzhangdapaodaleyijia。”
fengqinqindunxiashen，youxiexintengdikanzhewodetui，dao，“haixiaoshang？zheidouguzhele，yaoganjinzhiliao！”
“zhishani，xiuxiliangtianjiuhaole，buyongdanxin。”
wohaomianzi，youqizaixihuandenvhaizimianqian。
suoyiziranzhuangzuowusuoweideyangzi，bianqiangrenzhejutong，fuzhemubeizhanqishenlai，
jiezhezhuanyihuatidao，“duile，qinqin，nichujiahouguodehaoma？neigezhangshuishengduinizenmeyang？”
fengqinqinyegenzheqishen，tanlekouqidao，“ai，bietile，
dangchuyaobushiwobazhuyuanxuyaoqian，wocaibuhuijiajita，tajiushigeshuihuo！”
“水货？啥意思？”
“jiushibuxingbei，rangwoshoulejiniandehuogua。”
“a？haiyouzheishier？”
“shiya，guanjiantayouxiangyaoerzi，zongbazerentuijiwo，woyigezashenglie？”
“这……”
wolianshanghenganga，danxinliquehenjingxi！
zheimeshuo，qinqinhaishiwanbizhishenge？
那我岂不是有机会！
xiangdaozhei，worenbuzhujidongdizhandouleqilai。
“aiya，xiaochuangge，nizaidouye，shibushishangshibianyanzhongle？”
fengqinqinjimangfuzhuwo，manlianguanqiedao，“yaobuwosongniquyiwushiba！”
“buyongbuyong，wo……”
fengqinqintieguolaihou，yizhenhaowendetixiangweibianzuanjinwobikong，rangwodunshihunbushoushe，
woyijidong，jiuzhuazhutadexiaoshou，baxindiweiledexinyuan，shuolechulai：
“qinqin，woqishishixianggaosuni，woxihuanni，congxiaodaodadouxihuan！
ruguowoyouqian，niyuanyigaijiawoma？”